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Sword gays showdown, round 1, bracket two
Propaganda:
For Hershel Layton:
For a professor of archeology he wins a LOT of swordfights. why is he so skilled at the blade. why do these games include so many sword fighting cutscenes. why has no one else talked about this. 
He swordfought what he thought was a vampire while tripping on hallucinogenic gas and won. He also swordfought a crazy guy on top of a giant robot with nothing but a metal pipe. King tbh. As for the gay part: he is bisexual TO ME.
For Ava:
Canon bi swordfighting nun destined to save the world (sort of, it's more complicated than that).
I highly doubt im gonna be the only one to submit her so use other propaganda im bad at it but like. God she is so funky. I love her
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you know?
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Camila: Ugh, I can't believe I'm going to sleep with Lilith.
Beatrice: Well, you don't have to...
Camila: No, I'm gonna.
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Miguel, posting a picture: We look like a couple here.
Ava: A couple of besties.
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Beatrice: I know you're deflecting by telling jokes about how hot you are.
Ava, crying: It's not a joke. I'm a legit snack.
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Ava: Hey, want to talk to God?
Camila: 'God is dead. God remains dead, and we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers?'
Camila: Fredrich Nietzsche, 1882.
Ava:
Ava: I was just trying to sell you some drugs. Now you made it weird.
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Beatrice: What, are you afraid I'm gonna tell everyone you like to be the little spoon?
Ava: Everybody likes to be the little spoon, it makes you feel safe!
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Ava: What's that on your face?
Mother Superion: What?
Ava: You're smiling.
Mother Superion: I am. I am happy. I can't just be happy for no reason?
Ava: We both know you can't. What's going on?
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Camila: You tell anyone about this and I will kill you.
Camila: With murder!
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Yasmine: The thing about youth culture is...
Yasmine: I don't understand it.
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Ava: You know, I think I really would have gotten along with a young Mother Superion.
Mother Superion: Yes, that's why I decided to change everything about my life.
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Ava: I don't check the weather. Never have, never will.
Beatrice: How do you plan to do things outside?
Ava: Bravely.
Beatrice: Fair enough, carry on.
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Ava: She's out there making owl noises.
Lilith: Who?
Lilith:
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Ava: I think, you're my best friend.
Beatrice: You think?
Ava: Well, I can't know for sure because I'm realizing now that I've never had one.
Beatrice:
Beatrice: This would be a really sweet moment if what you just admitted wasn't so sad.
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Mary: What kind of music do you like?
Camila: Imagine dragons.
Mary: Oh, okay.
Camila: Now imagine them playing banjos with their claws.
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Lilith: How tall are you?
Ava: Height is a social construct.
Lilith: So...you're short?
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Mother Superion: The next person to say, 'weird flex but okay' is going to get smacked.
Ava: Preposterous boast but alas.
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