sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

I desperately needed to crosspost this

You guys should play Wobbledogs

I assume you guys wanted hairless since you didn't mention fur. She's not hypoallergenic though. She gets very oily and you have to bathe her weekly.

Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!

Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week

Cat paws anatomy studies ~

TEENY-TINY SHORT SHORTS? this is utterly delusional, those are mid-thigh. That being said, I suppose there is something vaguely fruity about this image, and it's not just that the shorts are "small." It's the combo of the shorts WITH the sockless loafers(?), and the juxtaposition with a way more covered top. It emphasizes that the only skin showing (besides hands and face) is his legs. Also as we all know, men aren't allowed to wear bright or saturated colors like "YELLOW" over that much of their body, and the white shorts are bright too, plus the light brown shoes.

society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

[ID: A white T-shirt with a realistic illustration of a snail on it. All lowercase Times New Roman above the snail ponders the question, "is snales buges?" Below the snail it says, "Well, the short answer is yeagh." /END ID.]

[ID: A Tweet by @\weed0246 with a picture taken from someone's bed, showing their TV as they play Tears of the Kingdom. A round-faced, orange-and-white cat interrupts the foreground of the photo, its expression frozen in open-jawed dismay with pupils blown wide and sad-looking, and a little white paw raised to attack. The original Korean caption reads, "우리집고양이 .. 밤에 티비키는거 너무 싫어함.. 우리집고양이.. 밤에 티비키면 나 줘패려고 달려옴.." An English Google-translation reads, "My cat hates watching TV at night. My cat... comes running to beat me when I watch TV at night." /END ID.]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: UM, WHAT ARE YOU?

Be the only person in the room who is asked for their pronouns.

Received an incredible email from someone at the Museum of Natural History regarding Nellie, one of the first hairless cats ever photographed

“I did some digging into the museum records and found that we are still caring for Nellie's remains after all these years.

Unfortunately, as is sadly too common with old museums, most of her history had been lost over the past hundred+ years and was no longer a part of her records. However, because of your video I was able to pull together documentation from your sources and sent them along to the person in charge of the mammal collections and we have added her history back into the records. It is possible that without your video Nellie's history may have been lost forever, and that her body may have remained labeled with a simple number and not by her name. Now she has both.”

This is her public record (cw: 116 year old cat body): https://collections.nmnh.si.edu/search/mammals/?ark=ark:/65665/30bc945ca8ce94a97a4d453ea2b051b96

This is so cool!!!! We found her after like 100+ years!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH

Clone — I could cope with this. I suppose it helps that I thought of it like a scientific clone; I'm just the same genetic makeup as them, like an identical twin. It's whatever. I would not 'be them' and to think I "shouldn't" exist would seem icky and pointlessly moralizing. To try to steelman though, I think I would still be able to cope even if I was a true and complete clone of another adult, epigenetics, memories, and all. Maybe my donor was unwilling, but that's not my fault. What happens from the moment my existence diverges from my original does belong to me. I think Hello From The Hallowoods does an amazing exploration of this exact thing, though it'd be a spoiler for me to name the character. The clone first appears in ep. 48 I believe.

Robot — Trying to imagine receiving this news makes my heart drop. Sure I could install a sword or run doom, but I would know that any enjoyment or investment in that, or any feeling at all, is all cold metal underneath that is only mimicking whatever the real human experience is. Going through the motions without truly feeling, never knowing that others' experience was different. I do not believe we will ever see a true robotic consciousness. AI we see today is just advanced pattern prediction based on data models it can mimic, however convincing the results may get. Our computers, no matter how powerful, are just too rigid to develop awareness and consciousness. So I wouldn't just not be my 'own person,' I wouldn't just worry that my thoughts are predetermined. (I have bad news about the philosophy on free will and human brain science if that scares you.) It's that "I" wouldn't even be real.

I find it interesting though that Clone is winning right now. I think the real scare of being a clone is the perceived threat to your individualism in comparison to another existing person. That was my first gut reaction too.

happy oviposition day everyone

It made them go hmm...........

Does this make you go hmmm

Hmm

imagine being the person buying this in 2024

also imagine being the underpaid overseas factory worker printing it and then seeing it with your eyes