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Luther: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife
Diego: That's why I carry two knives
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Diego: I support women’s rights.
Get out of the car with Allison to beat some racist dudes
Diego: But I also support women’s wrongs!
#the umbrella academy#tua incorrect quotes#diego hargreeves#tua diego#allison hargreeves#tua allison
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Ben: Based on genital structure, men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.
Klaus: The Scots were right all along
Five: The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies
Diego: The Scots were right all along.
#the umbrella academy#tua incorrect quotes#klaus hargreeves#tua klaus#five hargreeves#tua five#diego hargreeves#tua diego#umbrella ben#tua ben#ben hagreeves
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Klaus: FIVE! FIVE!!!
Five: Stop yelling. Viktor’s asleep.
Klaus, whispering: Oh, sorry.
Five: That's fine. What did you want to tell me?
Klaus, still whispering: The building's on fire.
#the umbrella academy#tua incorrect quotes#viktor hargreeves#tua viktor#klaus hargreeves#tua klaus#five hargreeves#tua five
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Klaus: Bitches be like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect, like what the fuck do you know about being baby, you were forced to grow up from an early age. Anyways I’m bitches
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THATS ALL FOR BENTOBER EVERYONE!!! I enjoyed this whole art challenge, these siblings and umbrella academy will have a place in my heart till the end. This show has just brought me immense joy and i love everything about it and the comics too. I’m looking forward to its final season…
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Klaus: If I cut off my leg and swing it at your head, am I hitting or kicking you?
Five: You'll mentally scar me more than anything.
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Ben: You need to stop doing weird things, going outside might help
Klaus : I went to the park today
Ben: There you go! I hope you got something from that
Klaus *open coat*: This duck
#the umbrella academy#tua incorrect quotes#klaus hargreeves#tua klaus#ben hagreeves#tua ben#umbrella ben
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*The Umbrella responding to being stabbed by a knife*
Allison: Rude.
Viktor: That's fair.
Klaus: Not again!
Diego: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?
#the umbrella academy#tua incorrect quotes#viktor hargreeves#tua viktor#klaus hargreeves#tua klaus#allison hargreeves#tua allison#diego hargreeves#tua diego
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Diego: I failed my safety training test today.
Eudora: Why?
Diego: Well, one of the questions was "in the case of a fire in the building, what steps would you take?"
Eudora: And?
Diego: Apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
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Klaus: There were these huge bins of clothes and everybody was rifling through them like crazy. And I grabbed one and it fit! So I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit. At the very least it's bisexual.
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Five: Why are you calling so late Viktor?
Viktor: I’ve done something very bad.
Five: Put the corpse on ice, I’ll be there in ten minutes.
Viktor: What? No, I haven’t killed anyone.
Five: Really?
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Luther: What’s your biggest weakness?
Diego: I can be uncooperative.
Luther: Okay, give me an example.
Diego: No.
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Klaus : I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader
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Sissy: Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.
#the umbrella academy#tua incorrect quotes#viktor hargreeves#tua viktor#sissy cooper#tua sissy#viktor x sissy#the office
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Klaus, preparing to see Dave again: Can I tell him he looks nice?
Ben: Sure.
Klaus: Can I tell him I missed him?
Ben: Maybe, if he asks.
Klaus: Can I show him the oil painting I made of us surrounded by our 3 cats and 4 dogs?
Ben: ...I’d save that for later.
#the umbrella academy#tua incorrect quotes#klaus hargreeves#tua klaus#ben hagreeves#tua ben#umbrella ben#dave katz#tua dave#klaus x dave
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Viktor: Allison come over today
Allison: I can’t I’m hiding a body
Viktor: Harold isn’t home
Allison: ...
Allison: I know
#the umbrella academy#tua incorrect quotes#viktor hargreeves#tua viktor#allison hargreeves#tua allison
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