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urthejuan4me · 10 years
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if you were a flower you’d be a damnnnndelion
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shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
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Okay so it’s been recently brought to my attention that the line in Up All Night is in fact “Katy Perry’s on replay”, not “Katy Perry’s on a plane”, which explains SO MUCH. This whole time I’ve been like why is she on a plane? Where is she going? How do you know she’s on a plane? Is she okay? 
Doesn’t help either that I was mishearing Rock Me as well - I thought “R-O-C-K me again” was “I won’t see Katy again” and I was like well not if she’s on a plane you won’t.
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urthejuan4me · 10 years
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descriptive language in creative writing pieces like
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Wembley 7/6/14
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urthejuan4me · 10 years
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Anonymous said:
Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.
what the fuck
Why
Well, OKAY.
Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical Order…Seductively
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urthejuan4me · 10 years
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I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
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urthejuan4me · 10 years
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the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing
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urthejuan4me · 10 years
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I was just watching the ‘teens reacting to one direction’ and just as someone was about to belittle them, my computer shut off and I don’t know about you guys but I think my computer knows me better than I know myself
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You and I fragrance +
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