Ive had this in my calendar since early 2020, if im right im buying everybody a strip of queen meat to consume for power

Star wars episode X - Gumby joins the fight

Gum fans be like shmlec shmlec shmlec shmlec. They are chewing enjoyable gum

My cavewife and my cavehusband hunt and i gather. Social roles? Gender roles? What are you talking about? Big words coming from someone in skull caving range.

Ive decided to commit to primitivism, this is the ideal body, you can disagree with me if you want but im gonna cave your skull in with a rock

Ive decided to commit to primitivism, this is the ideal body, you can disagree with me if you want but im gonna cave your skull in with a rock

The world is open before him, he is free to roam and yet he stays at this mechanic shop in Lubbock. I guess he has decided this is his territory, instinct keeps him here but i hope there is love too.

Calling it now theres gonna be a child trafficking NFT and itll be a huge scandal

There was a time on this planet when big mean birds hunted small frightened horses. Turn back the clock

Heres a fun fact, worms are the only animal other than some humans who “get” LSD

I will cashapp someone 5 dollars to draw a goose who is thinking about doing quaaludes, or is on quaaludes.

Heres a sad story, one time in kindergarten my underwear was on inside out and I decided to go to the bathroom and change but I was scared of stalls so I just took my clothes off in a corner and some kids saw and threatened to tell, they didn’t but they were in fourth grade and were mean to me every time they saw me after.

If you had told my parents on 9/11/2001 that their future son would be seeing Shaq do a dj set live on the 20th anniversary of this tragic event, they would assume you were crazy. They would be wrong.

Im an anti masker but about horses

The elder scrolls 6: quahog

I keep thinking about what his purpose there is? Like does someone own him? Why is he just posted up on the block? Would love to hear input.

Was playing GeoGuessr on my phone and found this little guy, just looking at him makes me smile, I hope he’s doing well.

Was playing GeoGuessr on my phone and found this little guy, just looking at him makes me smile, I hope he’s doing well.

Thinking about him today. I don’t understand how Trapinch isn’t everyone’s favorite Pokémon. I wish I was him.