So I was playing the Sims and the game just randomly generated a Sim called Phoenix Wright

Well okay then

So, I found out that you can trap Sims in your vault in the Sims 4 yesterday...

Okay so no offence to Tom Houston but after seeing Nerdy Prudes Must Die I have some serious doubts about his judgement when it comes to babysitters

Guess who forgot to make a wedding dress again

9 year old Edgeworth was so melodramatic

Alright, I watched season 2 of Good Omens yesterday and I figured if I don’t post these season 1 headcannons I’ve had in my drafts for months now I probably never will so here they are

Crowley and Aziraphale accidentally kill birds so often that it's become a habit. They've become so used to it that they just miracle them back to life without even interrupting their conversation.

Aziraphale once killed a duck by throwing an entire loaf of bread at it like Marcus does in About a Boy

They are also somehow responsible for the extinction of Dodos. Yes, I know the last three are technically all one headcannon,

When Newt first started having phones, none of them lasted for more than a few weeks. He currently uses a very old Nokia phone because it's the only one he didn't break.

Anathema never even opened Agnes' second book. If she had, she would have found a lot of empty pages and one single prophecy telling her that her job is done and she can live her own life now (Agnes probably knew she was never going to read it, but she still put it in because why not)

Newt loves to cook, but he can’t do it on his own because whenever he uses the oven or the stove it either stops working entirely or he starts a fire. Since he and Anathema moved together, they’ve started cooking together often so he doesn’t have to turn on anything electrical

Newt also tried to repair the radio in his car once and nearly broke the whole car

Despite having her own body again, Madame Tracy has developed an actual connection to the dead by being possessed by an angel. She doesn’t use it for work anymore, but sometimes Shadwell will find her with two cups of tea having a chat with Agnes’ ghost. Agnes loves to scare him.

“Nice Does Not Mean Good” Part 2

Happy Mother’s Day :)

‘But This I’ll Never Tell’ Part 1

Happy Independence Day, everybody! :D

That moment when you're playing Ace Attorney and you just made a really good point, but then you hear Edgeworth laughing from across the court room and you're not sure if he's about to absolutely destroy your argument or he's having a mental breakdown

There might be a day when I can watch a Dreamworks movie without crying. But that day is not today

a horse?

Perry the horse?!

I played Skyrim yesterday, and the dumbest thing happened to me. Maybe the dumbest thing that ever happened to me while playing any video game.

I was working on the Thieves Guild quest, the part where you break into Mercer Frey’s house, but instead of going back through his house, I went deeper into the basement and took the way that leads directly back into the Ragged Flagon (I didn’t even know it existed before finding it yesterday, so I got a bit lost on the way).

Once I was there, I realized Lydia was no longer following me. This was a problem because not only do I always get too attached to video game characters, but I also gave her some very expensive things to carry, including some enchanted weapons I hadn’t found a use for yet, some heavy armour and even a few dragon scales, but at this point I hadn’t saved in a while, and I wasn’t sure when exactly I had lost her, so going back wasn’t really worth the risk. I decided to go back into Mercer’s house to see if she was still alive, or at least get some of my stuff back if she wasn’t, but I’m terrible at finding things in video games and I also hadn’t been in Riften for a while, so I spent at least five minutes looking for a house I had entered less than twenty minutes ago.

I was almost ready to give up when I walked past a locked gate, and there she was, just standing in a random person’s backyard, completely unharmed, just staring at me. I have no idea how she got there or why she didn’t just follow me out of the basement earlier but I guess the game just does what it was sometimes. I unlocked the gate and let her out after that, but I wish I had taken a screenshot before that because it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. She looked like a dog that’s mad about being left alone for too long waiting for you by the door.

@venividivictorious

I think Skulduggery’s and Gordon’s friendship was meant to happen because when Skulduggerry tells a joke and nobod laughs he assumes they didn’t understand it and explains it, and when Gordon tells a joke and nobody laughs, he assumes nobody heard him and tells it again