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Hermione Granger and the Audacity of this Bitch™ requested by anon
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NoW iM gOiNg To BeD bEfOrE eItHeR yOu CoMe Up WiTh AnOtHeR cLeVeR iDeA tO gEt Us KiLlEd, Or WoRsE... eXpElLeD
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tomriddlesleftball · 3 years
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No nose harry
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I can deffo see sirius doing this. This is now officially headcannon😃👍 credit to @ada-lovegood on insta
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[In the Weasley groupchat]
Fred: Idk is the most mysterious acronym
Ron: Literally everyone knows what that means?
George: Then what does it mean?
Ron: I don't know
Fred: See? Nobody does
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Draco: Dude! If I weigh 99 pounds and eat a pound of nachos, am I mean 1% nacho?
Me: What?
Draco: If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
Lucius: Dude, what are you talking about?!
Draco: Bruh! Which orange came first? The color or the fruit?
Bellatrix: Huh? Oh, wait, you got a point there.
Draco: If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
Me: Was there something in that apple juice you drank?
Draco: If you’re born deaf, what language would you think in?
Voldemort: Ughhhhhhhhhh!
Draco: If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Narcissa: Mhm…
Draco: If Apple made a car, would it still have windows?
Me: Alright, I’m going to bed before I get a contact high from listening to you.
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Ginny: My. Whole. Life.
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James: He's so young, he mostly looks like a potato with eyes.
Lily: You do realize that this is our child you're talking about?
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This explains everything :)
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yea... quidditch
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god diggidy damn
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oop
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