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Chanwoo: My furby died in my arms when I was a child.
Yunhyeong, visibly confused: I... I’m sorry for your loss?
Chanwoo: It wasn’t a loss. I had never felt more like a god.
#ikon#chanwoo#yunhyeong#yunchan#incorrect quotes#incorrect kpop quotes#this radiated chanwoo energy so hard#it’s been months since i lasted looked at this blog tbh#fake texts
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Junhoe: Frankly, I'm offended that you'd ever even think it was me who set the kitchen on fire.
Yunhyeong: So, it wasn’t you?
Junhoe: Oh, yeah, it was 100% me - but I’m still offended.
#Junhoe#Yunhyeong#junyun#oh junhoe#he’s a mess#especially in the kitchen#poor yunhyeong#the only thing he can take comfort in is that they don’t live on the same floor lol#ikon#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes
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Yunhyeong: Our group values love and tolerance.
*Five minutes later*
Junhoe: *Setting a cup of coffee on the table*
Yunhyeong: USE A FUCKING COASTER!
#Yunhyeong#Junhoe#yunjun#junnie is an animal#now there’s gonna be marks on the damn table#ikon#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes
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Bobby: Hey, babe! Guess what this shirt’s made of?
Hanbin, rolling his eyes: We’ve been dating for years, obviously it’s boyfriend mater-
Bobby, down on one knee: Wrong, it’s husband material!
#Bobby#Hanbin#doubleb#bruh i can honestly picture this happening#it would be so fucking funny#hanbin’s just like ??? babe r u for real#and bobby’s like *wiggling eyebrows*#ikon#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes
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Yunhyeong: Do you support gay rights?
Hanbin, deadpan: I am gay.
Chanwoo, leaning over to whisper to Yunhyeong: He’s dodging the question.
#Yunhyeong#Chanwoo#Hanbin#upper floor friends!!!#yunchan#yunbin#chanbin#hanbin is so tired of the twins’ shit#it’s okay bby they’re just playing#please note this is just a joke and I will not seriously assume anything about Hanbin unless it is directly said by him#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes#ikon
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Junhoe: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Jinhwan: ...The good news?
Junhoe: It is very unlikely that I will ever do it again.
#Junhoe#Jinhwan#junhwan#I don’t think Jinhwan wants to hear it anymore.....#fear.......#junhoe swears he won’t do it anymore but we all know he will#ikon#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes
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Junhoe: I have no fears.
Chanwoo: What if Jinhwan was taller than you?
Junhoe:
Junhoe: I have one fear.
#Junhoe#Chanwoo#Jinhwan#junhoe would lose all power over jinhwan#dude imagine if jinhwan was taller than junhoe#he’d be the tallest AND the oldest in the group#he would be too powerful#which is why god left out height#tbh I say that but he’s like a good four to five inches taller than me lmao#juncban#junhwan#chanhwan#ikon#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes
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Bobby: Here’s a dating tip - hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Jinhwan: How the hell did you even get into a relationship?
Bobby: I broke my hand on me and Hanbin’s first date. At this point, I fully believe he’s too afraid to leave me unsupervised.
#Bobby#Jinhwan#Hanbin#doubleb#triple kim#Bobby is a Localized Disaster#Hanbin is his handler#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes
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Hiiii I'm what-is-a-fanfic-author from ao3 and I'm writing to ask for permission to write a fic heavily inspired by your fic "If you love" :) I cant send you a pm so I'm writing an ask instead. Hoping for your warm reply. Thanks!
I’m so sorry, I haven’t been on tumblr in a very long time, but yes, go ahead. >_< Thank you for liking my fic that much!
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Junhoe: I have never done anything bad in my life.
Donghyuk: You’re absolutely wrong, but I still love you.
#Junhoe#Donghyuk#jundong#junhoe is a MENACE#but dong still loves him uwu#ikon#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes
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Junhoe: I need a new mattress, if you know what I mean.
Chanwoo: Too much flinging yourself onto it and crying?
#Junhoe#Chanwoo#junchan#chanwoo is stone cold#junhoe wanted like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but now he’s sad#hashtag junhoe is sensitive#ikon#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes#favorite
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*iKON playing the Game of Life*
Junhoe, to Hanbin: It’s a white flag and you may as well be waving it!
Hanbin: The only thing I’ll be waving is your severed head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
All of iKON:
Bobby: Good god.
#Junhoe#Hanbin#Bobby#hanbin is extremely competitive and hates to lose#canon fact#at least back in win and m&m era before he loosened up#he’s a vicious boi#stuns everyone every time something vicious comes out of a face that soft#and honestly? i live for it#junbin#junbob#doubleb#ikon#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes
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Hanbin: Wow.
Junhoe: What?
Hanbin: *Leaning in closer*
Junhoe, blushing: W-what are you doing?
Hanbin, deadpan: A study on bullshit.
#Hanbin#Junbin#junbin#what a savage quail#junhoe just nutted in his pants#he’s like: 10/10 insult me again#junhoe is chaotic#he’s been learning from chanu the master of chaotic evil#and hanbin is Done#ikon#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes
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Donghyuk: Bobby said a bad word on VLive.
Hanbin: I’ll talk to him about it.
Hanbin, turning around: Bobby, what the fuck?
#Donghyuk#Hanbin#Bobby#this is referring to the time bobbo said fuck when he messed up on a game during vlive#and everyone flipped their shit and it wasn’t reuploaded lmao#which i thought was stupid bc everyone curses#it be a human trait my comrades#Let🗣Bobby🗣Say🗣Fuck#dongbin#bobdong#doubleb#ikon#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes
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Bobby: It sounds like you’re asking me on a man date.
Hanbin: Bobby, why are you so afraid of loving me?
#Hanbin#Bobby#doubleb#hanbin is alpha confident gay#bobby is *nervous chuckling* gay#one day he will bloom into a beautiful gay#ikon#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes
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Hanbin: I hope Bobby isn’t doing anything stupid.
Jinhwan: Not to be a downer, but whatever Bobby is doing is probably pretty stupid.
#Hanbin#Bobby#Jinhwan#bobby isn’t even there and he’s still being disrespected#hanbin is trying to be optimistic#jinhwan is a realist#he’s wearing shades and lounging on the couch while sipping wine from the bottle while wearing his silk robes#poor bobbo#he’s just tryna live his life#doubleb#bobhwan#binhwan#Triple Kim#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#ikon#incorrect quotes#favorite
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Hanbin: Don’t feel bad about yourself, Junhoe! You’ve got a lot of good qualities! You’re good-looking, you sing well, you write poems, you-
Hanbin: *Elbowing Chanwoo and Jinhwan*
Chanwoo: You have hair, you can read.
Jinhwan: Your name is Junhoe.
Hanbin: You are terrible people.
#Hanbin#Junhoe#Chanwoo#Jinhwan#hanbin is trying to be a supportive leader#chanwoo and jinhwan dgaf#junhoe is :’) 😔🤙#junbin#chanbin#binhwan#junhwan#junchan#chanhwan#ikon#fake texts#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes#favorite
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