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He/him, switch male reader blog//not comfy with showing exact age but I'm over 18
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Hi. How are you doing today. Sorry for invading your privacy. Your blog looks fascinating and kindly Dm if you’re interested being in a sugar relationship 😊
This is the second time I've gotten one of these and I appreciate the ask but no thanks
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FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS GHOST AHHHHHHHHYHHHHHHHHH
Gadies and lentlemen, a genius
unpopular opinion: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley isn’t a sex god. He’s probably not had sex more than once or twice in his life. Pairing with his trauma of abuse + being sexually assaulted, man is probably haphephobic
It probably takes him a long time to get comfortable with someone enough to become touchy with them. And for your first time, he probably needs a lot of comfort + breaks because his repressed trauma would be taking a lot out of him mentally and emotionally
im tired of seeing ‘oo big dom daddy ghost’ when soft ghost content is right there and canonically more likely to be accurate
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Guess who just chased his dog for an hour through three neighborhoods with a bloody foot, then stopped to piss between two trees, got the shit scared out of him by a bird in one of said trees, then had to find his way back home and only caught his dog because of a girl and her boyfriend who happened to have a hamburger
I'm gonna go to fucking bed
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If you've sent an ask to me, I'm not ignoring you. Tumblr is being weird for me rn. Whenever I go to view my inbox it says I have two asks but when I click on it it says my inbox is empty so just in case my thing is glitching and won't show people's asks, I wanted people to know I'm not ignoring anyone on purpose
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I'm really gonna do it this time I swear
WHY IS EVERYTHING FEM READER I CANT DO THIS
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I'm indecisive and kind of concerned about weather I should really share this dream as a fic but I also want to get something out and this is my only idea in ages other than two drafts I have no motivation to finish
Point is... I'm doing a poll!
Someone hell I had a dream last night about my old health teacher and I woke up sweating with a boner and I can't take this anymore
#might turn it into a fic#enigmas •★• ideas#enigmas-•★•- thoughts#enigmas •★• isn't writing#enigmas •★• reblogs#it was a wet dream#and it had my old health teacher in it#I dont know what to do#it had to do with my septum piercing too#it was weird
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Someone help I had a dream last night about my old health teacher and I woke up sweating with a boner and I can't take this anymore
#im actually gonna do it this time#i swear#actually#might turn it into a fic#enigmas •★• ideas#enigmas-•★•- thoughts
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Literally my dog and cats (I have two cats and. A Shiba Inu puppy that do not get along with each other)
#cat#cats#dog#animals#enigmas •★• isn't writing#enigmas •★• idiot babbles#enigmas •★• reblogs#Enigma ❓
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Saw your post about wanting a random fic title to see what you'd write for it.
What about something like 'Beyond the Night'?
It's kinda vague but opens the door for different interpretations? Anyways love your writing!!
I get hurt and comfort vibes from this. Like it seems so tranquil and it makes me think of cuddling so I was thinking something with like making a mistake and getting comfort for it from either a friend or SO
Or I got kind of like combat vibes??? Idk. Kind of like @thegnomelord 's Hell has a basement floor fic. I feel like it really fits that fic honestly. It just gives me like...someone who went against everything, someone who fights against all odds and doesn't fit in anywhere except for a bunch of other weirdos, people who are just as traumatized or fucked up, people who are just as weird. It's hard to explain because as soon as I think of something, I can't type it down fast enough before I completely forget it
I might write like an actual fic for this, but basically what I'd write would be something like a person(reader) going against all odds and finally finding people he can relax with
Also, thanks sm for the compliment, pup! It really means a lot to hear someone say they like my writing, especially since you're the first person to ever give me a request, so really thank you from the bottom of mi corazon
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Wasn't gonna reblog until I saw the date
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Please Reblog This If It’s Okay To:
Send questions about yourself
Ask questions to/about your characters
Ask about your headcanons
Send questions about your works (fanfics, art, music, RPs, etc)
Ask about popular ships/headcanons
Ask about plot ideas you’ve had but haven’t acted upon yet (snippets of AUs, a scenario you wish to write/draw but haven’t gotten to yet)
Questions about other ships/headcanons that aren’t as popular or are rarepairs
Questions or comments about favorite tropes, headcanons, characters, foods, weather, or anything else you are okay in answering!
#feel free to ask questions#ask game#ask games#anything. Idc I love it all#pls#im begging here#i need asks#enigmas •★• isn't writing#enigmas •★• reblogs
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Reblogging again because I have more followers now and I want somebody to send me asks THAT ARE RELATED TO MY BLOG PLSS
send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it
#enigmas •★• reblogs#enigma talks ❓~★#enigma “•★•” talks~#enigmas •★• talks#enigmas •★• idiot babbles#enigmas •★• isn't writing#enigmas •★• askbox
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Thought I'd have a little fun with this
Tags!!: @rodolfoparras @adrawinggnome @thepeelucof87 @thegnomelord @yaekiss @silkval
Let's all make ourselves as little guys! Everyone is welcome to join!
Here's mine:
Tagging: @silentwillowwhisperer @hecateisalesbian @mushr00mswirl @mischievousmary
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Price would only give you the slightest hint of what you really want to see in his nudes, or around the house.
M!reader
Oh you're rock hard and want to rub against his ass for some relief? He sits down on the couch for three hours, completely ignoring you.
Oh you wanna eat him out, feel the weight of his cock on your throat? He'll walk around in sweatpants that are hanging so low on his hips that you can see the salt and pepper fringe of his happy trail and the very base of his thick cock, not that the sweatpants are hiding the outline of the pretty thing. But he swats your hand away anytime you try to touch him, walls away anytime you sit on your knees and plead for him to let you touch him because you "Need to so bad, sir, please? What have I done wrong that you won't let me touch you? Just- please? I'll be good, just please- please I need it, need you so bad sir," you whine only to be shut down again and again.
You want to fiddle with his chest whether it be playing with the soft hair or lightly pinching or sucking his nipples? He'll swat your hand away, wear a thick coat, send you pictures of anything else, make sure you can't get what you want.
And of course it makes it all the sweeter when he does finally let you have your way. But he's also busy doing his own thing, watching TV or reading a book. Bonus points if he's wearing his little reading glasses on the lower bridge of his nose to see the pages of his book or even paperwork. Since you've begged so nicely, been so good for him all day, he might as well give you a little bit of relief. When he first told you to kneel in front of him, you grinned stupidly, thinking he'd finally let you use your mouth for something other than pleading for him all day.
But instead, he shoved his foot between your thighs, shin practically crushing your cock. You let out an embarrassingly high pitched noise as pleasure and a small bit of pain rushes up your spine, making you slightly dizzy for a second. Your jaw gapes as you try to register this, grappling at his thighs for purchase. He doesn't even pay you a glance, just hooked his leg under your crotch and made sure there was enough pressure to keep you short of breath.
You give an experimental buck of your hips and when he doesn't do anything about it, you keep going, keep snapping your hips forward. You find purchase in his thighs, blunt nails digging into the plush skin as shaky gasps and moans escapes your lips. You don't mind this so much, it feels good and at least he's giving you a bit of pleasure. You just wish he'd look at you.
You whine up at him, pursing your lips and tilting your eyebrows up, murmuring into the couch cushion, "Baby please– please look at me– I'm begging you lovie, just look at me. C'mon, that book/show can't be that important"
And yet the only sort of attention his gives you is a low grumbled. "Dirty horndogs like you don't need to be looked at. Go ahead and cum, I don't care, just don't make me watch you do it."
You groan as you rub your poor abandoned cock against his leg, complaining about him being "too mean". You reached up for either the remote or the book, but he swats your hand away, again no even giving you a small flicker of attention.
Woah Enigma knows how to write!!! Yeah sorry for not being active, life has been kicking my ass and motivation is a rare visitor that only likes to come when I'm busy but this time I actually finished something!
Honorable mention, @rodolfoparras a lil gift since I may or may not have participated in the train me gnome and a few others ran through your husband
#enigmas •★• obsessions#captain price#enigmas-•★•- thoughts#price cod#john price#enigmas •★• idiot babbles#enigmas •★• fics#enigmas •★• writing for once!!#price x male reader#cod x male reader#x male reader#male reader#sub male reader
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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
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Dude this really needs to be stopped, this won't help minors at all, it will in fact harm them. Why not attack the adults who are causing the issues in the first place? Why not attack the predators? Once again the government fails to meet the people's needs and we are repeating history once more
KOSA IS BEING PUSHED FOR REAL THIS TIME
‼️URGENT: KOSA has been officially introduced in the House as of today.
We need to spread the word on social media and urge people to send emails to Congress through stopkosa.com.
• There will be a hearing on Wednesday (17th April) where KOSA, along with some other bad internet bills, like the Protecting Kids on Social Media Act could be pushed.
• We will be having a calling day on TUESDAY (16 th April) to make clear to Congress that there is still a ton of opposition to these bills. https://energycommerce.house.gov/posts/chair-rodgers-and-ranking-member-pallone-announce-legislative-hearing-on-data-privacy-proposals-1
• House Energy and Commerce is holding the hearing so they are the best offices to call this week ‼️ https://energycommerce.house.gov/representatives
• You can use http://badinternetbills.com/ to contact your congresspeople !
• And https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative to find all of the phone numbers of your House Representative, and faxzero.com to send up to 5 free faxes a day
While the bill needs to be aproved by both the house and senate WE NEED TO MAKE SURE IT NEVER LEAVES CONGRESS.
SPREAD THE WORD !!
#stop kosa#stop bad internet bills#bad internet bills#kosa#kids online safety bill#kids online safety act#politics#us politics#anti kosa#enigmas •★• isn't writing#enigmas •★• reblogs#enigma •★• speaks
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