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Alina: pfft look at that idiot.
*Mal running at a shadow soldier with his baseball bat*
Alina:
Alina: Shit that's my idiot.
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Wylan: Do you think that when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?
Jesper: Wylan darling, love of my life, WHAT THE FUCK.
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But then Jesper comes in one day and informs him that it's a fake plant.
Kaz: FOUR MONTHS!! FOUR FUCKING MONTHS.
Wylan: what's wrong?
Jesper: *giggling* Nothing.
Kaz: YOU SAW ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS AND DIDNT SAY A SINGLE WORD.
Jesper: I need to capture this on video and send this to Inej.
Hc that Inej put a plant in Kaz's room. So when Inej goes away to one of her voyages, Kaz realizes that it's Inej's plant and keeps watering it.
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Hc that Inej put a plant in Kaz's room. So when Inej goes away to one of her voyages, Kaz realizes that it's Inej's plant and keeps watering it.
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Waiter: And what would you like, Sir?
Kaz: I wish to devour the unborn.
Inej: Eggs. He means eggs.
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Jesper: Today I wore my pants the wrong way. Sometimes I think I'm stupid.
Kaz: Don't worry I do that all the time.
Jesper: Wear your pants the wrong way?
Kaz: No. Think you're stupid.
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Kaz, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Cop: Get the fuck out of my car.
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Wylan: I wish we could block people in real life
Inej: Restraining order.
Kaz: Murder.
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*Doorbell rings*
Kaz, opening the door: Hello?
Exorcist: Hi, I'm here to remove the demon in you.
Kaz: But I didn't call you.
Matthias: I did.
Kaz: Fucking traitor.
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Theoretically speaking, Inej had a knife named after Alina. So it was actually Alina who had become a blade, not Mal lol.
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Happy birthday to the kanej polaroid💞
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So who'd stay at Inej's grave the longest? Definitely not Kaz. Why? Because he would dig a grave right next to Inej's and bury himself there.
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@netflix I'm suing you. Why do we not have a season two release date?
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NO MOURNERS BUT LOTS OF FUNERALS CAUSE THE FANDOM WAS KILLED WITH HAPPINESS.
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101 ways to become Wylan van eck by Wylan Van Eck💕
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VAN SUNSHINE?? MORE LIKE VAN DARKNESS. LMAO SORRY.
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LOVE THESE TIMES WHEN THE FANDOM SUDDENLY WAKES UP AND EXPLODES. LIKE RIGJT NOW💕
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