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A show like julie and the phantoms really only happens once in a lifetime and i will forever be mad that netflix cancelled it
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Sirius: slay
Remus: you’ve said that thirty times today please shut up
Sirius:
Sirius: not very slay of you.
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Sirius: I wish I didn’t have to be a person
Sirius: I want to be a bee
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Sirius: and this is my brother regulus
James: smash
Sirius: w-what
James: was this- was this not smash or pass
Sirius: no. YOU ASKED TO SEE MY BROTHER I SHOWED YOU A PHOTO
James: ohhhh. Right... I'd still smash
Sirius:
James: *runs away
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just imagine how sirius would react when he finds out harry is dating ginny, ron's little sister
harry is calmly eating breakfast one day when he gets a howler, and he's never gotten a howler before, so he panics thinking it's one of his dads and he tries to banish it but the thing explodes and it's sirius
"HARRY JAMES POTTER, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS! IS THIS THE WAY JAMES AND REGULUS RAISED YOU? IS THIS THE WAY WE RAISED YOU? I AM SO— remus, let go of me, don't you see i'm busy— I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU! YOUR BEST FRIEND'S SISTER, NO LESS! YOUNG MAN YOU HAVE NO MORALS! NO RESPECT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR— what exactly is it you find funny, james? the poetic irony of this betrayal? regulus, stop laughing before i hex you, and you too peter, this isn't fucking funny—"
and ron laughs so hard he forgives harry on the spot
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Hope Lupin: I’m going to name him Remus. Remus Lupin.
Fenrir Greyback: you know what would be reaaaally funny-
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My parents: f you, my child is completely fine
Meanwhile me:
I MADE A BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR REMUS LUPIN WHO IS DEAD GAY WIZARD AND DOESN’S EXIST
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Harry: *falls for fiery re head*
James: Father like sun
Harry:*falls for best friends sibling*
James: you are exactly like me*
Harry: *falls for Slytherin he hated*
James: Wow are you my clone
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reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
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HEAR ME OUT
Remus makes a flower crown for Sirius and Sirius wears it all day and when the flowers wilt he keeps one and lets it dry to keep one piece of the crown forever.
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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
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Sirius: I love you Moony
Remus:
Remus: What did you do?
Sirius: nothing, just... I love you
Remus: Oh. I love you too
Sirius:
Sirius: I drank shampoo
Remus: YOU DID WHAT
Sirius: IT SMELLED LIKE APPLES
Remus: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Gay?? Gay.
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coming from a hispanic family, these movies hit really close to home
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James Potter died, thinking Lily lived.
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James: Sirius, stop it.
Sirius: No, I’m a grown up, I can do whatever I want.
James:
James: I’ll tell Remus-
Sirius: NO DON’T TELL MOONY- I’M SORRY!
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