poseidon

getting this result is extremely sexy of you. you're naturally and quietly friendly. you're willing to cheat and lie your way to happiness if you must, and you love your friends more than anything. you wish the world would let you relax. might wanna keep an eye on that growing rage in your belly though

please click here to find out which camp half-blood cabin you’d be in https://uquiz.com/wNqQRN and then tag what you got so i can roast you

Jester

The jester was a member of royal court and was hugely influential in story telling and entertainment to the nobility; chaotic, playful, and academic.

made a clown quiz please take it!

Sufjan Fleming

You are a creative, sensitive soul. Sometimes, you just retreat into your shell, but that is alright. Personal space is important to you, and you deserve friends who respect that, unlike Kate Bush.

New uquiz: Which Chris Fleming are you? Feel free to rb with your results :-)

https://uquiz.com/Ih2cGD

a hot mess

everything just is and so are you. life is hard and how do you deal with it? you mostly don't. is being a hot mess even a flaw? probably not. just keep drifting

tell me which of these characters would you have a crush on and i'll assign you a flaw and give you bad advice

Pool frog

While other frogs may find it a bit cold, you consider your habitat in the ponds of Europe to be a classy, idyllic sort of palace to be. Why shouldn't you! You are, of course, one of only four species of frog protected under the UK Biodiversity Action Plan. What an honour!

I made a frog quiz! This is my first quiz, so it's very simple, but I had fun making it!

Minecraft

Creeper! Aw Man

Pick Some Frogs and I’ll Tell You Which “Cringe” Media You Are

I’m going to diagnose each of you

Legend of Zelda Games

The first video games I ever played, and a lifelong favorite of mine to this day. I remember sitting on the floor and watching my older brother play Twilight Princess. You have a deep appreciation for the world. You wish you could see it all, go on adventures and caravan around countries with a wish in your heart and a song on your lips. But life isn’t nearly so grand, is it, and that crushes you. But don’t worry, love, because you’ll get there someday. You just have to work your way up there. The world will get better, I promise. Sometimes bad times are just times that are bad.

Merrow

Merfolk from irish mythology. Unpredictable, but beautiful. Will bring you shells and pearls and nets as gifts, and sing beautiful poetry to you from the rocky seaside cliffs. Loses some points for long distance, since you can’t exactly move into their home without drowning, but if anything that just gives you the excuse to visit the shore every day.

Sophie Hatter

From Howl’s Moving Castle. You’re very hardworking and assertive. I mean, you literally just walked into a Wizard’s magical walking house and asserted yourself, then immediately started fixing the place up because he’s a disaster. That’s some Queen shit right there. Also, your dress is immaculate and your hair is pretty. And so is your voice. I’d apologize for being so gay, but I’m not sorry tbh. You’re too pretty to apologize for being attracted to you. Godspeed, queen.

NBLM

Nonbinary Love Men, for those who don't know. I feel like these guys don't get enough press, so their included too, dammit

Lugh & Inari

Lugh, the Irish God of the Sun, Kings, the Arts, Warriors, Oaths, Truth and Justice & Inari, the Androgynous Shapeshifting Japanese God of Agriculture, Rice, Foxes, Fertility, Tea, Sake, Industry, Prosperity and Worldly Success. You are a homely, simple soul, but also one of righteous fury. Born of foxes and the flames of sun, you seek truth, success, and justice for all those you hold dear. The warrior serves many purposes, as does the farmer, and you accept both roles with gratitude and cunning. You are like a popping flame, unpredictable and wise, wearing your crown of wheat and kilt of finest gold and tartan. Your soul flows with sake and sacred oaths. Use your words wisely, fox king, for your trials are not yet over.

Uquiz Collection

A couple of recent Uquizzes I've made because I've got nothing to do over Spring Break!

🌱 Answer some questions and I’ll assign you something that reminds me of home

🌱 What Kind of Fae would fall for you?

🌱 What Character that gives me Gender Euphoria are you?

🌱 Let me guess your Sexuality based on self-indulgent questions

🌱 Which two gods have favored you? (Multi-pantheon)

Uquiz Collection

A couple of recent Uquizzes I've made because I've got nothing to do over Spring Break!

🌱 Answer some questions and I’ll assign you something that reminds me of home

🌱 What Kind of Fae would fall for you?

🌱 What Character that gives me Gender Euphoria are you?

🌱 Let me guess your Sexuality based on self-indulgent questions

🌱 Which two gods have favored you? (Multi-pantheon)

He/they

You are Tired. Definitely the chill one in the friend group. You occasionally infodump about your interest but other than that you just kinda sit back and watch. Everyone likes to talk to you because you're just fun to talk to. But the catch to all this is you have the worst posture in the friend group. Please sit up straight we are worried for you.

I made quiz and like you should totally take it.

https://uquiz.com/1v4jFN

Woah, are you into older men? Awesome, me too :)

You can't even think about the term 'Dad bod' without melting to the floor. Okay, it's not all about his tummy and the soft wrinkles around his eyes, but oh god, if that doesn't drive you mad. You want a man that laughs with his whole body and always calls you to the window when the sun is setting because he wants to watch it with you. You want a man that loves staying in and spending the evening wrapped up under a blanket with you. You want a man that cooks like a god and brings you breakfast in bed, he might even put a smiley face on his pancakes just to make you giggle. You want a man that's old-fashioned in all the right ways. He holds the door for you, he buys you flowers on your birthday, he goes to work and tells all the other guys about how crazy he is about you. He's experienced, but that's a good thing, every other relationship he's been in was preparing him for you, and now that he's found you, he'll do everything right, he loves you, and he's gonna tell you at every opportunity. Your love for men is honest and open, and when you settle down with your man one day, it'll be the best choice you ever made.

Here’s a choose men quiz but all the answers are good and sexy and I’ll tell you what I think your love for men is like (6 possible results, all positive 😬💗)

The Fantasy Nerd

You're the kid who checks out the same book about dragons from the library over and over. When your friends want to play school, you play as the student who is secretly a mermaid. You're always writing the next great fantasy novel. The main character is an orphan and she has secret powers and a pet tiger and-

There's a uquiz I really want to make but I don't know if I can publicly drag myself that bad

Minesona, + ZIT trio because why not