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asmo time 😏
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happy birthday tendo =)
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tendoki · 3 years
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URGENT TRANS MAN HAS 10 DAYS TO RAISE $2,475 PLEASE SHARE AND DONATE !
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tendoki · 3 years
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tnedou bisexual he/they btw yes im projecting
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tendoki · 3 years
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cishets r so sensitive lol lgbt+ ppl get called slurs and are murdered in the street for their orientation and youre upset ab a satire tumblr post? your arguement is literally just 'but if the roles were reversed..' and like... they are.. the roles ARE reversed, almost everything in fandom is heterosexual, we still have an issue of a lot (not all!) fics assuming readers to female and straight.
your account wouldnt be taken down if you posted something anti lgbt+, if that were the case then terfs and nazis wouldnt be infesting this site like they are.
its a joke about 'coming out' as straight, its taking the responses lgbt+ people get when they come out and swapping lgbt+ for cishet. if youre so enraged about this go and promote lgbt+ charities for gay and trans ppl getting kicked out of their homes, abused, killed, or sent to conversion camps for their sexuality.
yes, you dont fight hate with hate, but i dont think a joke tumblr post is at all equivalent to the years of persecution and trauma the entire lgbt+ community faced for years :)
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What kind of abominable idiot writes things like this? 😃blog owners or writers should be all sexual orientation friendly, CISHET LGBTQ+ etc. Acting against one to promote for another is pure hypocrisy. And don’t come here telling me this is JUST A JOKE AGAINST THE STRAIGHT, you don’t fight hate by making more hate 😃 If I make a post like this directed at LGBTQ+ peeps I will get my account shut down lol shame on the author and those who liked the post 😃also, author, if you ever see this, I’m sure your parents are glad to hear that you want your fave husbando to kill them 🥲
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tendoki · 4 years
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You’re a member in a group of five adventurers. Two of them are a couple who are reincarnations of a hero and a demon lord who killed each other in a duel, one is literally a trickster god in disguise and anothers’ soul is that of an ancient, evil being. And you’re the only with common sense.
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tendoki · 4 years
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cultural differences for setting a fic in japan
(please note that i am a japanese american living/working in japan and not a japanese person raised in japan. my experiences are my own and other prefectures, etc. may be different.) 
Law/Adult Society
The age of majority is currently 20, although I believe as of 2022, it will be lowered to 18. Currently, people under the age of 20 cannot sign lease contracts for cars, apartments, etc. without parental permission.
The word “sign” is figurative here, because Japan uses seals on official documents, instead of Western-style signatures. People tend to have a few different types of seals, depending on the importance of the document.
All dates on government forms are in Japanese eras. 2018 was year 30 of the Heisei era and a new era will start when the emperor abdicates in April of this year.
As of 2016, the voting age in Japan is 18 (previously it was 20). You can also start learning to drive at age 18. However, the drinking age is 20, and you also have to be 20 to smoke or gamble.
Japanese convenience store and supermarket workers are frequently lax about checking IDs for alcohol and cigarette purchases, and underage smoking in particular is a large problem.
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Hug Headcanons! Part 2 (Undatables)
Warnings: None! Reading is GENDER NEUTRAL
Diavolo:
So, I'mma just slide him in with the touch starved gang- He's so excited when you asked him for a hug that he just scooped you up into his arms with no hesitation. Even though he's well aware that you asked for it, the way you hugged him so tightly threw him off guard for a moment but he returns your gesture with a tighter squeeze. You have to remind him to loosen his tight grip on you sometimes and his hugs always feel desperate and needy. His face is buried in your shoulder and his hands are gripping onto the nack of your clothes, almost like he's hesitant to let you pull away first. He isn't used to a lot of friendly and warm physical affection and receiving it from you is so nice that it's almost addicting. While he doesn't rush up to you for a hug, expect open arms and a bright smile whenever you two meet.
Barbatos:
*He enjoys your company a lot, so he doesn't mind giving you a hug when you ask for one. He could live with or without physical affection but he enjoys wrapping his arms around your waist and holding you close to him. His hugs are loose so that you can pull away if you'd like and he always has a hand on your head, soothingly petting you while you two embrace. His hugs are both reassuring and almost graceful in a way. He doesn't actively bring up wanting a hug but if you ask for it he's willing to give it (provided he isn't completely busy at the moment).
Simeon:
*Fucking king of hugs, yes! Rivals Beel in the hug department for sure. Ask him for a hug and he'll hold you just as fast as Diavolo does. His hugs are so very friendly and warm, they make you feel so safe and comforted. He lets you decide when to pull away from the hug and he has to have a hand buried in your hair, petting you and talking to you in a hushed and gentle tone. He's always glad to give hugs and he makes sure to remind you that you're always free to ask him for some if you need it. Getting a hug from you cheers him up a lot as well, it's odd but he always finds himself feeling a bit more recharged with a pep in his step after you two embrace.
Solomon:
*"Hugging? Mc, you nasty degenerate. We haven't even held hands."
"Solomon, you either hug me right now or I'm asking Diavolo for a hug."
This man will obviously tease you first for wanting a hug but does it while also pulling you in for one. For a fellow human he's oddly cold to the touch, but not in an uncomfortable way. He's another one who doesn't always search for affection, but since he likes you he'll make an exception. His hugs are loose, allowing either one of you to pull away at any time and he likes patting your back in a comforting manner. Your hugs are never that long mainly because he whispers shitty memes into your ear before running away. You go to him if you're in the mood for a friendly chase and a good laugh. Examples of what he whispers are,
-"I killed Mufasa-"
-"I always knew you'd die in my arms."
-"I would love to wear your skin one day."
And so many more.
Luke:
*Oh my dear lord, please gives this child a hug. He likes positive attention and you're also his favourite human so your hugs are at the top of his list for things he loves. His way of getting hugs vary a lot, sometimes you'd be the one asking if he'd like a hug, other times he'll ask if you'd like a hug. If you two are super close, he'll often run up to tackle you into an embrace if he knows you're okay with it. His hugs are what you expect from a child's hug, warm, friendly and a bit clingy. He appreciates it a lot if you don't tease him so much when he hugs you, he just needs some nice reassurance from someone other than Simeon at times.
Others: *kicks down a door* ANON WHO REQUESTED THE HUG HEADCANONS FOR THE UNDATABLES I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK CENTURIES TO MAKE- I completely forgot about it in my writing app until I was scrolling through it. I apologize for any mistakes and I hope you enjoyed reading!
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tendoki · 4 years
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sweet tooth - cavetown except its domestic Beel x Mc ft luke because i go nuts for a family dynamic
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okay so i just found your page and- YOUR NAME ??! ITS AMAZING WTF THE WAY I WHEEZED
😚😚 HES SO YUMMY THE NICKNAME JUST FITS HIM SO WELL 💗
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THE OBEY ME BOYS AS CRYPTIDS
READ THE OBEY ME UNDATEABLES AS CRYPTIDS HERE.
LUCIFER
It has stood there for so very long. Strutted about a bit, sat down to rest, and strutted about some more when other children passed by. It is at an exhibit at the zoo, after all, but you can’t help but think it looks a bit strange. Are peacocks supposed to have pitch-black feathers with thousands of eyes on it? Are peacocks supposed to have a massive crimson eye in the middle of their forehead? Is it even a peacock? You can’t remember if this exhibit was for peacocks. Where are the other people at the zoo?
You read the sign. BENGAL TIGER, it says.
It blinks at you. Its thousand other eyes blink afterwards in unison. As weird as it sounds, you’re pretty sure it’s waiting for you to compliment it.
MAMMON
You think it likes you. Or, at least, it seems to think of you as a friend in some way. The white crow leaves you little gifts everyday on your way home from school. Bits of shiny twine, bottle caps, the occasional soda tab or two. And then you begin to show it more and more attention, even naming it something silly like “Money”, and the thing responds in something like affection. The gifts become more extravagant: a broken necklace made from silver, a single earring, a gold bracelet encrusted with dark red, and an old ring inset with precious stones, to name a few. A pair of expensive-looking cuff links, a whole pair of earrings this time, and a circlet.
And then there is what looks like a golden tooth.
Your mother tells you over breakfast to watch out for suspicious people. There’s been a lot of grave robbing, you see. They’ve been stealing jewelry from the dead.
You drop your spoon into the cereal.
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HEY HI SO I HEARD LEV WAS A MODEL NOW AND I JUST-
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BROTHER, BE GONE|| Miya Twins
Genre: Humor, slice of life, fluff
Summary: Your brother is a complete mess … But you still kinda love him.
Note: Hello! Thanks for checking this fic, I know it isn’t great and that is has a lot to improve. My requests are open and constructive criticism is accepted.
Chapter 0.4: The good brother
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When your friends fawn over your older brothers every other day, squealing about how they were probably the best brothers and how lucky you were to be their sibling, all you can do is laugh incredulously their childish fantasies. Warm and caring Atsumu and Osamu, acting sweetly towards you was such a foreign subject. The day that the twins happen to act that way, you actually will fear that the end of the world is coming near.
Really, it was hard to explain to others that you didn’t have this calid, protective older brothers who loved to be by your side all day. It’s not like you hated them or anything like that, it’s just that the type of bond you guys had was not like a shojo manga kind of thing. They fact that they weren’t affective or doting was no problem. You got along with them, mostly Osamu, laugh with them, mostly Atsumu, and got annoyed by them, by and at both of them. You were just like any other siblings, they were your irritating older brothers and you were their obnoxious little sister.
So when one of their younger teammates asked one day during recess time how were them as siblings, you merely answered with a rise of your shoulders and the most uninterested “average” at his question. Clearly, you didn’t expect to hurt their pride, especially the blonde’s pride but you did. In his mind this was a catastrophe, he was the best at everything he did (with an exception of school, of course), unstoppable, and now his little sister comes and tries to shatter his reputation? No freaking way. Atsumu felt the obligation to prove you wrong, to demonstrate how superior he was. No one could ever beat him, not even at being good brother.
Ad after a long day of practice and planning, came up with the perfect idea… He just had to show you he was the best brother ever.
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The next morning was going on suspiciously smooth, too smooth for your liking. There wasn’t any early fight between them like you were used to, there wasn’t a whining Atsumu complaining or an overly tired Osamu scolding him nor laughing at him . In fact, Atsumu reminded quiet during breakfast, something rare that was perturbing to your poor nerves. It was weird. Not hearing him complain, grumble or bickering was disturbing in a bizarre way, like suddenly the one next to you wasn’t your brother, the one you knew.
The anxious feeling sat in your stomach as if telling you something wasn’t right. It was hard to ignore your gut when the sensation grew heavier and heavier. Maybe he was plotting something, and Atsumu thinking for anything besides volleyball was definitely not good.
School went on and you choose to forget everything about your two brothers, rather focusing on the overly boring subject being explained by your teacher. Things went back to normal for the few hours, when you didn’t have to think about anything besides what was in front of you, and you almost enjoyed being away from the twins. At lunch, though, your day turned even weirder when you noticed the mop of bleached head peaking from the doors of your classroom.Of course there he was, your luck was never great enough to lessen your burdens. Atsumu waved at your direction, making you look around to see if he was really talking to you and not some other person.
“Yes, I’m talking to you, [Y/n]-chan” the lack of a nasty nicknames scared you, the call of your name was abnormally warm coming from the same guy who often called you ‘goblin face’ when he saw you in the mornings. He later motions you to come closer to him with his hand, immediately suspecting that the reason of him being so amicable was him wanting a favor from you, which made a lot of sense in your mind right now.
Atsumu grins when you’re next to him, his arm coming to engulf one of your shoulders in a half hug, and while every girl that is still on your classroom squeals at it, you see through the good boy façade. “What is it? Did you forget your lunch money? Mom told you to stop losing it, I’m not giving you more money” you rant without waiting to hear him, already scolding him because of his clumsiness until he hums a negative.
“No, no. I already got my lunch, I guessed I just wanted to invite my little sister to eat with me. 'Thought it might be a good idea if you ate with my friends and me”. He sounds so fake in this moment that even when his smile is sincere, you’re completely doubting his good intentions.
Maybe, if you get him to explode now, he will tell you what he wants instead, leaving this little act. “Osamu told you to stop lying,'Tsumu. You don’t have friends”.
The happy face waivers for a second, losing composure at your words, but he is quick to change it back, as if nothing had happened, as if you hadn’t made fun of him just now.
“Don’t be silly” is what he says before he’s dragging you somewhere else. The walk is fast and quiet, the same fake smile still plastered in an annoying reminder that this was not how your brother usually is. Most of the time, he wouldn’t even glance at you at school, ignoring your existence all day until it was finally time to go home, if he was feeling generous enough to bless you with his presence, it would only be for lunch money, or some times, to steal your actual lunch.
The sudden change of heart didn’t sit well with you. The same pissed haired dude that tells you how ugly you look every single morning, the same dud that eats the secrets snacks you were saving up for later, was now pretending to be the perfect doting brother. It made no sense to you and the whole thing was honestly starting to creep you out and making you uncomfortable.
He was so out of character, never had you see him pretend to love you and care for you the way he was doing it right now.
Soon he stops at Osamu’s classroom, where you can see Osamu, Aran and Suna talking in peace, your other brother munching calmly some yakisoba bread with gusto while the tallest of the three chatted animatedly but still as calm as Osamu, a tranquil aura surrounding the trio. After they see you being dragged by Atsumu they all throw questioning eyes at him, still with their serene demeanor. Atsumu doesn’t need them to talk to know that they are demanding an answer to this. Sure, you’re pretty cool and they don’t particular dislike you, but you have never spend your free time with them.
“Our cute [Y/n] was all alone in her classroom so I decided to bring her to eat with us!” The nice adjective felt disgusting and foreign to you, maybe even for the rest. Maybe your brother was abducted by aliens and this was just a replacement, because no way in hell would he call you anything like “cute”.
The other guys notice too how unusual his behavior was, talking so sweet to you and the hypocrite smile plastered all over his mouth.
Your eyes met Osamu’s, trying to comprehend the situation you were placed in.
'What’s up with him?’ the grey haired shrugs his shoulders, letting you know he is as confused as you are.
“Well what are we waiting for? Let’s eat!” It was just too much to handle.
About to lose your mind, you separate as fast as you can from Atsumu and step closer to Aran, as if he was some sort of protection. “Osamu, what’s wrong with Atsumu? He’s acting weird, did he hit his head again at practice?”
Atsumu’s act drops totally in surprise, amused by the way you’re talking, as if he was not there, listening to you. He expected a better reaction, something like a cute little sister would act on those girly mangas and animes he was watching last night to come up with this
“Oi, what are you doing? You’re scarying your sister” the older one f the group scolds him, ready to make him stop as if disturbed too by Atsumu.
“Not only her… He’s kinda scarying me too. What did you do? Are you trying to steal your sibling’s lunch money again? Did you break something?” Suna, who wouldn’t involve in this mess if it weren’t for the chills that Atsumu’s act brought to his spine, spoke coldly.
“Eh?! That’s not it, Suna. How low do you thing of me?”
“Very low” is his answer.
They all now are eyeing him with disgust, trying to decipher his true intentions. “I swear I’m not stealing her money or anything evil. Let-let’s just eat. I’ll show you I have no ill intentions”.
And so do you eat together, a desk pulled apart to you could seat next to the boys, smushed between Suna and Aran, staying awfully quiet in the conversation they were having, that had now returned to its previous curse ignoring today’s shenanigans. Osamu and Aran are still wary of the blonde twin, while the fox eyed boy decides to ignore what happened in favor of finishing his own food, a silent agreement to forget about Atsumu. Is not that bad, to listen to them talk, the easy going interaction was comforting in some sort of way, and while you were entertained, it still felt a little awkward, feeling like an outsider (an you admit to yourself, that you were pretty much one). Aran, who has a gentle heart, intends to soothe you a little by making small talk with you.
“[Y/n], this is your first year at high school, how are you feeling at Inarizaki?” He smiled fondly, a fraternal charm you had never ever witness in the tone of his voice causing you to relax at it. His attempts do calm you down and you find yourself returning the smile.
“Well… It’s quite different but I’m still enjoying it. This school,my friends… I like it very much!” it’s hard not to feel embarrassed about the corny choice of words you use, and the tips of your ears are slightly hot. The atmosphere turns nice and warm with Aran petting your head. But it doesn’t last long. 
“Of course she likes it here, after all, her big brother is here to watch her and protect her” Atsumu’s interruption only makes you sour, and the others can’t believe what he just said.
“Yeah, I guess she has me in case you do something stupid that could harm her” Osamu speaks nonchalantly, not even turning his attention from his food when dissing his brother.
Suna doesn’t even try to council the burlesque sneaker that comes from his throat, finding rather comical Osamu’s commentary.
“Hey! I’m a good brother!” the older twin speaks bitterly protesting.
"Sure, sure” Suna comforts him, and it’s more like if he is making him shut up. His uninterested eyes are still on his food, picking up something with his chopsticks in a lazy motion.
Silence is the only thing you share with them for a while, finding yourself more comfortable when not speaking. The portions of vegetables and rice are disappearing from your lunch box, meekly eating them at the same time the boys talked, and practice as the main topic of the conversation. Soon, and still a little coy, you begin to enjoy the flow of it, giggling at the inner jokes they shared (that Aran calmly explain to you). You think then, that maybe this isn’t that bad.
“Ah, the Miya siblings are really something else” Suna voices more to himself than for the rest. The three of you are looking at him with curious eyes, processing what he was implying “Well, is just that all of you have different personalities. If I didn’t know you three, I wouldn’t guess you were family”
Atsumu seems more desperate upon hearing that, and in waves his hands frenetically. Was his plan not working? Were you not seeing how a great brother he was? Nonsense, he is the absolute best and he will show you and them
“Nonsense! We’re like, super close, aren’t we [Y/n]?” he’s looking for something, a rather antsy expression all over him “Here, I got you this cookies. See? Really close” without hesitation, he takes one of the cookies and placed it one your mouth unexpectedly. It collides with such a force that you almost choke.
A break of the most unattractive set of coughs hits you like a train. Aran and Suna pat your back in panic, attempting to help you pass the piece of cookie, too scare to see you die before their eyes, but that’s not the worst part.
Osamu stands up immediately.
“You idiot, this are strawberry cookies” he throws the cookies at the blonde twin, who is confused at the outburst at first, until he is slowly connecting the dots.
“Oh no!”
Aaran turns at them after successfully saving you from choking. “Oh no?” It’s immediate, the sound of you coughing again, and when he watches you he starts to panic again. Suna notice it too and holds your shoulder to support you.
“[Y/n] is allergic to strawberries!”
At the end of the day the situation is not that bad. You eat delicious jelly at the hospital and you miss two hours of math class.
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“He tried to kill her. Kita-san, you had to see it, Atsumu’s crazy. Poor [Y/n] is at danger.” Rintaro is explaining the whole deal next day, the mockery evident.
“I was just trying to make her say that I’m a good brother, okey? Desperate times call for desperate measures” he’s fast to defend. He bounces the ball a few times with frustration, deep grunts forming in his chest.
Osamu lifts one of his eyebrows, curious now because of his brother.
“You never cared about it, why start now?”
“Why? She said that we were avarage brothers, Samu, avarage. I don’t know about you, but I, I am the best at everything I do”
That answer earns him a ball to his face
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Bonus 2
“Im sorry I almost killed you”
“Don’t worry”
“…”
“So, am I a good brother
You act like you are meditating his question for a couple of seconds “Mmmh…Yes, you are a good brother”
“The best?”
“You are not Aran-senpai”
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tendoki · 4 years
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when i think of kita i think of yeonjun and i??? dont know why?? they rlly aint that similar but brain goes haha kpop boy is in fact anime
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tendoki · 4 years
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when are straights gonna realise they aint the default
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king of the fall - atsumu miya 
warnings: none fr, angst maybe, atsumu is an unreliable narrator lol, mostly fluff, mutual pining but tsumu is dumb, 
length: 8.8k (im out of my mind <3) 
authors note: wow atsumu is such a difficult character to write ngl. hes one of my favorite characters and i had a hard time writing this. in summary - i think atsumu is someone who struggles to be vulnerable. he doesn’t ignore his feelings but he has a hard time processing them and understanding them and thats what im hoping to show here. i hope i did okay uhm lmfao </33 
also i speak with a dialect accent when i speak my foreign language but i slip in and out of it depending on the situation so i wrote these two in the same way. 
plot summary: atsumu miya has never had any feelings about falling in love. he tries not to think too hard about stuff like that. until he meets you, and now its the only thing on his mind. 
Miya Atsumu has always belonged half-way through to something. 
He loved his brother, his relationship with his twin sibling unwaveringly simple like all sibling relationships were. The camaraderie of beating each other’s asses and then offering to practice volleyball together - yes, Miya Atsumu had always belonged to one of two. He had always been apart of a set, and it bothered him some times but he wouldn’t trade his shithead brother for anything. 
Maybe it was only coincidence that his brother was the one person on Earth who saw him for who he really was - that grey-haired bastard who watched him grow up. He had the same kind of dirt on Osamu, but Osamu was different than he was. Osamu was more well-liked than he was, but Atsumu knew just how many defenses he had up. Atsumu was particularly obvious about wearing his heart on his sleeve, yet no one around him seemed to catch it. Neither twin had ever really learned how to express themselves properly but they knew each other well. Unspoken solidarity between the two of them that would raise them their whole lives. 
Atsumu is so simple, sometimes it feels complicated. He wears his heart on his sleeve - his emotions, to him anyways, are displayed clearly for the world to see. Yet, the understanding never comes. He doesn’t know how old he was when he stopped expecting people to see past the mask he wears, thinly veiled and cracked. He just remembers the almost stinging feeling of disappointment when he realizes no one ever really cares, not just about him. He never looks further into the notion,  afraid of what reflection of himself he will see if he stares into the abyss. 
He isn’t incapable of love, he knows that - he isn’t angsty like Osamu is. But if you asked him if he ever believed he would find it? He might just shrug, and look away with a smile on his face. The mask might shatter, if you squint your eyes you will see a million pricks along the surface of the painted ceramic. But, he knows too, that no one will look any further. 
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