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All gnatural
If i was a girl with a tiktok lip gloss company i would make a grey one called gnat and its gnat flavored and gnat scented
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While I don’t “love” hacking up phlegm I am always fascinated by the horrors my body can come up with
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Spell that grants sentience before murdering... get haunted by your trash
Gratuitously evil spells for villains to learn
Mordenkainen's Highly Problematic Political Opinions
Spell that causes someone to experience the entirety of The Big Bang Theory in 6 seconds
Spell that causes a needlessly painful death. It figures out the maximum amount of pain it's ethically permissible to inflict based on context and inflicts twice that much on purpose
Fireball but it expands the area of effect to specifically hit all your teammates.
Mildly Upset Person.
Disintegrate but it bestows any object it hits with full human sapience just before the ray hits.
Locate Object but every time you cast it, it kicks a random guy in the nuts for no good reason.
Hellish Rebuke but it hits anyone who isn't attacking you.
Ray of Deforestation
Transmute Food To Food That's Produced Unsustainably And Using Unethical Labor Practices
Nullify Union
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I am the granddaughter of an Irish immigrant living in Chicago and I completely forgot about St Patrick’s Day and bought tickets to see a movie in Wrigleyville. Absolute bonehead move. What the FUCK was I thinking?
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it’s almost that time of the year :)
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Happy international women’s day anything that can be destroyed by women’s liberation should be destroyed by women’s liberation xoxo
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Hahaha YES
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NO SIDE HUSTLES???
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leave the answers in the tags
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I am once again deeply missing Zombie Master and yearning for asymmetrical FPS vs RTS game....
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Voting for Democrats is the "leaving the house, getting some exercise, and drinking more water is good for your mental health" of societal change. Everyone keeps telling you to do it, worst of all your mom keeps telling you to do it, and it's not a magical cure-all, but it actually works and rotting in your room shitposting does not help in either scenario.
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D&D classes suck. Let's replace them with a different set of 12:
Ghost
Pokémon Trainer
Nerd
Asshole
Furry
Vampire
Lawyer
Pirate
Robot Builder
Clown
Fake Wizard (uses science instead)
Princess
There! I see absolutely nothing wrong with that list.
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The laws of physics don't apply to goats...
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unfortunately i still don’t have enough energy to draw and i’m really only capable of making. whatever this is
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his name is milbert
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okay but we can’t all be final girls. realistically who would u be in a horror movie?
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This is just having ADHD
there should be a reverse lent where u develop a new addiction in 40 days and 40 nights and then quit cold turkey
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