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Darwin, unwrapping a present from Richard: An avocado! …Thanks!
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Richard: Don’t mansplain this to me!
Nicole: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!
Richard: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!
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Carrie: Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!
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Gumball: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Darwin: They do.
Anais: …Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Gumball: WHY? Why did you give Anais a KNIFE?!
Darwin: I'm sorry. She said she felt unsafe.
Gumball: Now I feel unsafe!
Darwin: I'm sorry.
Darwin: …Would you like a knife?
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Gumball: I really like Eminem.
Darwin: I prefer skittles.
Anais: He's talking about the rapper.
Darwin: Why would he eat the wrapper?!
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Rocky: Hey guys, guess what I got!
Gumball: A woman?
Anais: A real job?
Darwin: A friend your own age?
Rocky: NO!
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Carrie: Something’s off about this place…
Gumball: …You mean, other than the giant pools of blood?
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Darwin: Can you pass the salt?
Jamie: Can you pass away?
Darwin: Too much salt…
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Gumball: Am I in trouble?
Nicole: Take a guess.
Gumball: No?
Nicole: Take another guess.
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Mr. Fitzgerald: What does ‘take out’ mean?
Richard: Food!
Nicole: Dating!
Mrs. Jötunheim: Murder.
Yuki: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU’RE NOT A COWARD
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[Rob and Gumball fighting for the Universal Remote]
Rob: What has Elmore ever done for you? Why would you want to save it?
Gumball: Because I’m one of the idiots who lives there!
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[The Watterson family playing Dodj or Daar]
Anais: This isn’t a game, you know!
Darwin: Uhh… Unfortunately, that’s exactly what this is. Were you not paying attention?
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Carrie, phasing through a wall: AH!
Darwin: AAAAAH!
Darwin: Stawwwp, I coulda dropped my croissant!
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Anais, pointing at a cloth on Rocky’s head: What’s with the…?
Rocky: It’s my disguise.
Anais: But I can see your face.
Rocky, moving part of the cloth in front of his face: Not when I do this, you don’t.
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Gumball: We’ve known each other this whole time and you thought Darwin was my actual blood relative?
Rocky: You look exactly alike.
Anais: One’s blue!
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Nicole: Uno is based on luck, unless I win, then it’s based on strategy and I’m a genius
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