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tangytiramisu · 14 days

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I forgot to add Poco’s Sister and Prosciutto, they are both epitomes of RBF 🫠

Ever since my Sale HCs I’ve been thinking about which JoJo characters would have Resting Bitch Face™️.

I personally think those with RBF are:

-Dio (you could tell he was evil the moment you first saw him)

-Pretty much all the Pillarmen (except Esidisi)

-Lisa Lisa

-Jotaro (obviously)

-Vanilla Ice

-Yukako

-Kira

-Abbacchio

-Diavolo

-Risotto

-Sale

-Jolyne (inherited it from her father)

-Ermes

-Anasui

-Johnny (he honestly wishes he didn’t)

-Hot Pants

-Jobin

-Jodio

Honorable mention is Ghiaccio but he’s just perpetually mad.

#reblog🔁#zonetalks💅#jjba⭐️#Prosciutto 👁️‍🗨️#jjba x reader #jjba prosciutto

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tangytiramisu · 14 days

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Ever since my Sale HCs I’ve been thinking about which JoJo characters would have Resting Bitch Face™️.

I personally think those with RBF are:

-Dio (you could tell he was evil the moment you first saw him)

-Pretty much all the Pillarmen (except Esidisi)

-Lisa Lisa

-Jotaro (obviously)

-Vanilla Ice

-Yukako

-Kira

-Abbacchio

-Diavolo

-Risotto

-Sale

-Jolyne (inherited it from her father)

-Ermes

-Anasui

-Johnny (he honestly wishes he didn’t)

-Hot Pants

-Jobin

-Jodio

Honorable mention is Ghiaccio but he’s just perpetually mad.

#zonetalks💅#queue 🔜#jjba⭐️#jjba headcanons #jjba jotaro #jjba johnny #jjba abbacchio #jjba diavolo #jjba dio #jjba jodio #jjba jolyne

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tangytiramisu · 16 days

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Sale General + Romantic Headcanons

I have been obsessed with this guy recently, he’s so underrated 🩷😔 This is for my fellow Sale fuckers, I know you’re out there! ✊

CW: None

His full name is Antonio Sale. He is 22 years old and was born on June 26, 1979.

His childhood wasn’t the happiest. He grew up with a struggling mother and absent father. Because he didn’t have many choices, he joined Passione in his teens to get a decent living.

As we have seen, Sale likes power and money. Understandably so. His position isn’t the highest in Passione and even then, many gangsters don’t get paid very well.

He’s quite stingy with money and will mostly spend it on necessities. For him, shopping sprees are pretty much nonexistent.

Despite that, he still has a pretty keen eye for fashion. He finds beauty in simplicity.

He is quiet and introverted. He doesn’t have many friends but is fine with that. Zucchero is probably the only person he really considers a buddy.

His favorite colors are pink and green and his favorite music is usually techno and punk.

He doesn’t eat much but he enjoys, you guessed it, salty foods. But of course, most of his diet is rather nutritious.

He’s quite skinny so he makes up for that with intellect during fights.

Uses Kraftwerk to moves things around if he’s feeling lazy.

He is very good at gambling and often leaves opponents stunned. He gloats at the end about how easily he wins.

Bro has resting bitch face. He knows but that’s only because people he knows (cough cough Zucchero) told him they thought he hated them at first because he looked angry at them 😭😭

He speaks directly in a somewhat monotonous tone and isn’t very expressive, but has a very laidback and chill demeanor.

Like many fans, I HC that he is related to Squalo. Most likely a younger maternal cousin. They aren’t very close but they get along fine. Sale is one of the very few people in the family who supports Squalo and Tiziano’s relationship, which is why Squalo is still in touch with him at all.

With an S/O, despite being a slight cheapskate he is a good boyfriend. Hell, if you are also stingy, it’s a match made in heaven.

His primary love languages are Quality Time and Acts of Service. He’s very lenient so whether you want to go out to a restaurant or stay at home for a date, he’s fine with it because he gets to spend time with you. He will also help you with things around the house if you live together.

You could classify him as a lowkey tsundere. He isn’t very good with words and more obvious expressions of affection, but he will try if you are the sensitive type. He can be very caring with the time calls for it.

Will get a bit gwumpy if you are mushy with him but secretly loves the affection.

If you need to vent, he will listen and give good advice.

Once he achieves his goal of taking over Passione, he would be willing to settle down and get married. Maybe even start a family if he considers it safe enough.

#jjba⭐️#jjbaventoaureo🐞#Sale 🧂#jjba x reader #jjba sale #jjba sale x reader #jjba headcanons #jjba sale headcanons

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tangytiramisu · 19 days

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wow so I'm on desktop (rare for me) and I just wanna say I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!!! IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL and I love the lil kinder tamagotchi and the functional buttons/links and wowowowow your blog looks amazing (:

I’m sorry for the late response but THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! ☺️❤️❤️❤️ Also I’m so happy to see a fellow Arakita enjoyer, stellar taste 👌🏻✨✨

#interactions💬#ellis-peace

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tangytiramisu · 19 days

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Would la squadra let their S/o put makeup on them?🤓 I feel like Pesci definitely and ghiaccio would be hesitant. What abt you?

Oh this is a funny question xD You’re right about Pesci and Ghia! Pesci would also be hesitant at first but he loves you so he’d eventually cave. Ghia has to have been with you for a long time to let you do it lmao

Risotto and Prosciutto will have to be convinced and maybe even pled with. We all know how carefree Melone and Formaggio are so they’re up for anything. Illuso almost always says no so you’ll straight up have to bribe him 😭

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tangytiramisu · 19 days

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La Squadra’s Favorite Makeup Looks On You

This is just a fun idea that came to me! (Please excuse my poorly drawn bases 😖)

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Risotto Nero

He doesn’t know much about makeup so he doesn’t have strong opinions.

He wants you to be happy so he’s perfectly fine with what you choose.

Though if he had to choose a favorite it would be something soft and natural that accentuates your features, especially your eyes. Brown eyeshadow, subtle liner, and eyebrow pencil are his favorite choices.

Prosciutto

Out of all of the members he is one of the most knowledgeable about fashion. He will gladly help you pick out an outfit if you are unsure of what to wear for an occasion.

He prefers looks that are elegant and classy.

He likes deeper more neutral colors for makeup because they look more mature.

Thus, the smokey eye with red lipstick is perfect in his opinion. It is a timeless classic that looks good with everything. Accompany it with lash extensions and contouring and you’re all set!

Pesci

Like Risotto, he doesn’t know a lot about cosmetics but is aware that makeup is an art form.

He always looks forward to seeing the different stylistic choices you make everyday. He loves it when you express yourself!

While he loves every thing you wear, he has a soft spot for simple and cute pastel shades. He thinks they compliment your skin wonderfully!

He prefers a more subtle look, so contouring isn’t all that necessary in his eyes.

Sparkles will make the look infinitely better!

Melone

We all know how eccentric he is, so he would love something unusual and eye catching!

Unsurprisingly, he has quite a bit of knowledge regarding cosmetics, despite not wearing them himself.

He definitely has tried some before though and knows how they work, so he loves doing your makeup!

Almost always goes for purples, blues, and pinks, and prefers unconventional mascara colors. He finds colorful lipstick extremely sexy as well. Don’t forget lots of glitter!

Ghiaccio

He knows nothing about makeup. He doesn’t understand why people make a huge fuss about it either. It’s pretty much just face paint!

Needless to say, he won’t shame you for wearing it or anything, but he likes you more in your natural state.

If he had to choose a look he liked, he would go for something like Risotto’s, but even simpler.

Very faint beige eye shadow, blush, light lipgloss, and some eyeliner. He would only like eyebrow pencil of your brows are light. His favorite is the mascara though, but he’d never admit it.

Formaggio

Bro doesn’t know how to put makeup on but has seen plenty of women wear it.

Before getting with you, he often hung out in bars and clubs and took several women home. Since then, he has fallen in love with flashy party makeup. He also just likes colorful things.

While he’s fine with any colors you choose, his favorite eyeshadow is blue— it’s got that somewhat tacky but classic party girl vibe.

He loves that with eyelash extensions and bright red lipstick. Party on!

Illuso

He will never admit it, but he thinks makeup is interesting. Hell, he’s even dabbled in it a few times and wasn’t all that bad at it.

Knowing how extravagant he is, he loves something glamorous. Nothing too flashy like Formaggio’s choice, but it should still be eye catching.

Deep sparkly purples do the trick for him. Bold eyebrows are a must. That, with long eyelash extensions and contouring has him swooning. Don’t forget deep kissable lipstick!

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tangytiramisu · 24 days

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La Squadra React to Reader Crushing on Ghiaccio

Because I love him so much 🥹❄️

CW: None

Risotto Nero

Is pretty indifferent to it. As long as it doesn’t get in the way of your work, it’s fine with him.

Though he would be lying if he said he wasn’t at least a little curious, since most people are put off by Ghiaccio’s aggressive personality but you’re an exception.

Being the observant person he is, Risotto notices your blush and every longing glance you give Ghiaccio. That’s how he knows you like him in the first place.

He may be serious but he’s still caring, so if you seem to be struggling to get closer to Ghiaccio, he will give you advice from time to time. Listen to him. It always works.

If you follow his advice and it works he’s like a silently proud dad.

Prosciutto

Judgmental.

Why Ghiaccio? Sure, he is a good looking guy, but you could have chosen someone calmer and more sophisticated. At least in his opinion. (This is Prosciutto we’re talking about)

But regardless, he isn’t really one to meddle in people’s romantic affairs. The most he’ll do is cast judgement.

Though we all know that he’s quite caring, so if you need advice, he will give it to you. But he’ll make sure you know that your duties come first.

He definitely lifts you up if you’re nervous or feeling down!

He will be protective if Ghia is rude to you for any reason.

Pesci

He’s very supportive!

He may be a little surprised that you chose Ghiaccio, but he won’t question it.

Ghiaccio kind of scares him, but Pesci will be there for you if you need advice! He is also very good at comforting you if you doubt yourself for some reason.

Very sweet and routes for you 100%!

10/10 Wingman!

Melone

Oh he’s having a heyday!

He’s the most obnoxious yet enthusiastic wingman you could ask for. You like his best friend. Of course he’ll want to help.

He will want to know everything. Why do you like Ghiaccio? Is it his cute curls? His glasses? His handsome face? His muscles?

He will tell you whatever you want to know about Ghiaccio. Even information you may not have asked for, like the color of his briefs.

Will definitely ask you if you’ve had sexual fantasies about Ghiaccio. Even if you have don’t tell him about them.

Will constantly make dirty jokes when you and Ghiaccio are in a room together. It lowkey feels like he’s hitting on Ghiaccio for you…?

If you need serious advice he’s actually pretty good at it. He knows Ghiaccio the best out of everyone, so you can rely on him.

Melone will basically tell you to just go for it. Tell Ghiaccio how you feel because he appreciates honesty and straightforwardness. If it doesn’t go well, Melone will gladly make it all better ;)

Formaggio

He’s a little indifferent to it. You like Ghiaccio? He’s a little surprised for the same reason as everybody else, but hey, you do you.

He will tease you a little bit though, but it’s all in good fun.

He makes sure you know that you can come to him for advice.

Like Melone, he tells you to approach Ghiaccio. His methods may not be too helpful though because he recommends flirtation, and Ghia is not the best at handling flirting.

If you and Ghia end up together he’s happy for you! If you don’t, he’ll swoop in and get with you himself ;)

Illuso

Oh he knows before any of the others. Why? Because Man in the Mirror.

He scoffs. Ghiaccio? The ice brat??? What’s so special about him?!!

He’s mostly indifferent but it will cost you half your bank account to keep his petty mouth shut.

If you piss him off he will threaten to tell Ghiaccio. Will he go through with it? Who knows.

Ghiaccio

Look he may be book-smart but bro’s dense as hell when it comes to romance.

Don’t let him catch you staring at him. He will blow up at you without hesitation.

He will notice if you act differently around him but he assumes it’s because you hate him or something. He’s used to people being scared of him but that doesn’t make him any less angry.

Probably treats you as if you’re a nuisance because of it.

Eventually if the secret comes out and he doesn’t feel the same way, he’ll be flustered but may avoid you for some time. But if he reciprocates your feelings, he’ll practically melt.

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tangytiramisu · 24 days

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Happy to see you're back!!!! I hope u're better rn and can finish the requests ✨✨

Thank you so much! I have a few drafts and ideas brewing!

#anon 🕴️#interactions💬

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tangytiramisu · 24 days

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Hey guys! It’s been a while ;w; I’m really sorry for my unexpected hiatus, I was having mental health issues that made me lose motivation to write for a while. But I will do my best to continue!

I am cleaning my inbox so I’m sorry if you have sent something and I haven’t answered! Please feel free to send in your asks again!

#zonetalks💅

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tangytiramisu · 1 year

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are you still active? 🥺 I miss your writing so much </3

Hey there Anon!! I’m sorry for being inactive, I am a college student so I have mostly been focusing on my studies and just life in general, but now that summer has started I plan on posting more! 😊

#interactions💬

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tangytiramisu · 1 year

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hi sorry I drew a president 🥹 I just think he's neat is all

#OMG I THOUGHT THIS WAS ARAKI’S ART—#AMAZING 💕💕#JJBA⭐️#Funny Valentine 🇺🇸#reblog🔁#not my art #jjba #jojo’s bizarre adventure #jjba art #jjba fanart #funny valentine fanart #jjba funny valentine

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tangytiramisu · 1 year

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Super late but here’s my submission for @anikasenkujo ‘s Valentine’s Day Collab!!!

What Kakyoin’s hand doin? 👀

Anyways this was fun!! Thanks for letting me participate!! 💖

#🌹celebrate love collab #my art 🖌️#jjba⭐️#jjba fanart #jjba art #jotaro kujo 🌟#noriaki kakyoin 🍒#jjba oc #jojo oc #jojo’s bizarre adventure oc #jojo’s bizzare adventure #jotaro kujo fanart #jotaro kujo art #noriaki kakyoin fanart #noriaki kakyoin art

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tangytiramisu · 1 year

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tumblr user deluxesoap put you on her pinned block list. just wanted to let you know.

Thanks for letting me know! She has made a death threat on her art blog so I’ve blocked her and encourage others to do the same! ^^

#all because of one post of my poly JotaDio hcs smh #anon 🕴️#zonetalks💅

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tangytiramisu · 1 year

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I’M CRYING— 😭😭😭

Also, thanks for the tag @noaltbruh!!!

Edit: Sorry, forgot to tag people— 🙈 I’m tagging @selenacosmic @mai-the-queen @cherrydangoame @jellyluchi @anikasenkujo @funnyvalentineswife @aeons-domain @ungalobrando @doppiosfroggy @sweetsparklerain @shaylistic

NO CHEATING: You’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. Who/what is it?

thanks for the tag @mattmurdocksscars and @notwhatiseem ❤️

of course it was gonna be charlie 🥰

np tagging @murdock-and-the-sea @netflixmatt @andrasta14 @pedrito-friskito @againstacecilia and anyone else who wants to play!

#tag game 🏷️#reblog🔁#Youtube

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tangytiramisu · 1 year

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Eyyy! ((Also,, Sorry I haven’t been active lately y’all but this should be fun lmao))

𝙎𝘿𝘾 𝙊𝘾 𝘼𝙎𝙆 𝙈𝙀𝙈𝙀 :: 𝘊𝘙𝘜𝘚𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘙𝘚 𝘖𝘊 𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘚𝘐𝘖𝘕

i’m sure something like this already exists, but i couldn’t help making a silly little ask meme. free to be answered either in character or just described – all totally just for fun ! no need to send me an ask as i don’t have a crusader oc. remember to practice good reblog karma and send an ask to the person you reblog from — be good to each other !

⇨ 𝘈𝘎𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘍 𝘋𝘐𝘖 𝘖𝘊 𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘚𝘐𝘖𝘕

1.) Introduce your OC! Who are they and what do they do? What is their stand and ability? How does it work alongside the Crusaders’ stands? Alternatively, did your OC ever fight any of the Crusaders before joining? 2.) What Crusader are they closest to? Alternatively, do they have any ‘beef’ or rivalry with any of their fellow Crusaders? If so, how and when does it get resolved? 3.) If your OC joined before the beginning of the Egypt arc, how did they react to learning their newest team mate was a dog? If they joined after, how did they first react to Iggy? 4.) Do they have any significant fights? If so, when and during what arc? Do they aid in any fights with the other Crusaders? 5.) What was their favorite destination along the journey to Egypt? Do they have any fond memories from the downtime between fights? 6.) How did your OC join the Crusaders? Did they join during a specific arc or were they there from the beginning? What drives them to want to aid in defeating DIO? 7.) Does your OC have any meaning relationships with the other Crusaders? Either romantic or close friendships? 8.) Which canon death hit your OC the hardest? Does your OC survive the journey themselves? 9.) What enemies and/or stands did your OC find the least tolerable? Who did they hate the most? Either to fight against or as a person in general. 10.) Were there any fights/moments that scarred or changed your OC over the journey? If so, what were they? How did the journey change your OC as a person? 11.) If your OC survives to the end, where do they go after the airport farewell scene? Does anything significant happen to your OC after the journey ends? — Alternatively, if your OC doesn’t survive to the end of the journey, where and how does their story end? 12.) Does your OC reappear in later parts? If so, what do they do? Give a brief description.