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karasunology · 4 years

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⸙ ˚₊ ➷ OIKAWA TOORU & SUNA RINTAROU WITH A SISTER WHO HAS FLINGS & LIKES DATING DIFFERENT GUYS ! ❞

✎ . . . hiya! can i request headcanons for oikawa and suna with a sister that likes dating different guys like flings or something?? thank u

❝ ― submitted by @nonnie <33 ❞

-ˏˋ ➶ character(s) ━ oikawa tooru & suna rintarou <3

-ˏˋ ✉️ REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN.

⇣ please read the RULES before requesting.

[ ♡ ] phew, this is one of my KINDA old requests, kinda because they're nothing compared to literal months old asks rotting in my inbox. came back to my drafts and saw this sitting there unfinished so why not complete it before oikawa's birthday? ( don't worry i have another oikawa thing in my drafts & it's a LONG one. )

OIKAWA TOORU.

➜ okay, hear me out, oikawa is actually not for having relationships left and right. i feel like he's the type that would have ocassional flings and flirst every now and then but, HAVE YOU SEEN HOW DEDICATED THIS MANS IS WITH VOLLEYBALL?

➜ he ain't got time for that i'm sorry honey

➜ and no, oikawa, you weren't the one that broke up with her stfu and SIT DOWN

➜ unlike you, that would constantly have those cash cash money flings with many guys coming home to your house

➜ y'know ,, just to study <3

➜ like calm yer tits ma'am😳✋

➜ I'M JOKING YOU CAN DATE WHENEVER AND WHOEVER YOU WANT LIKE THE ROYALTY U ARE

➜ probably makes them go away with the AMOUNT OF BLACKMAIL MATERIAL HE HAS ON YOU KAJJSJXJXJD

➜ as i said in my general big bro headcanons, he knows that 1626 crushes you had, so mans is ALWAYS updated with your love life💅

➜ knows probably knows of them since he's so popular

➜ would never let you change your wallpaper of the two of you together with that rubbish you call your one week boyfriend UNTIL he knows that the man you're replacing him would be someone you'll marry

➜ would INTERROGATE every guy that comes into the house

➜ bombard them with questions

“what are your intentions with my sister?”

“ yohoo, do you wanna know what happened about the last guy that broke my sister's heart? <3 ”

➜ youtube title be like : i almost killed my sister's ex?!? 😈😱😵 [ NOT CLICKBATE. ] [ STORY TIME. ]

“ i know your address pretty boy ”

➜ you probably won't get privacy with them, because he's always up your bussiness

➜ definitely would 10/10 crash your date in your bedroom that he knows MIGHT escalate to something else😀 with iwaizumi and his beefy arms 🙈 just to make sure that the guy won't try anything that might lead him to having iwa's lovely ,,, hot ,,, and beefy ,,, arms around his neck and ascend to heaven

➜ once the guy passes his interrigation, he'd let you guys go to your bedroom IF you would only open your door.

➜ no frisky bussiness please, thx xoxo

➜ would purposely practice his serves when he's near them because he'z that bitch ok

➜ gotta show them who's BOSS y'know?

➜ if he's in the mood to break some boys' heart, he'd help you prank them while he's the one texting them while you guys just laugh your assess out

➜ izaaa prankk🙈

➜ but he only does that to the fuck boys that he KNOWS just wants to get in your pants

➜ honestly i could see him prank them and send a dick pick from WHEREVER HE FOUND IT, and send it to them telling them you're actually a guy HAHAHSHS

➜ 😭😭

➜ would 9/10 of the time have u end up being blocked😭✨

➜ uh but in a serious topic tho

➜ as much as he loves you, he'll never hesitate to tell you that you're in the wrong IF you start just leading the boys on

➜ like ?? I LOVE HIM.

➜ he doesn't like you to be hurt but that also doesn't give you the excuse of hurting others

➜ UGh lit RALLY GRAND KING !! 👑

➜ but in the end of the day, he doesn't want you to get hurt the most. he doesn't care if you're having these flings but PLEASE don't date anyone that you know that could break your heart because honestly? it'll also break his

SUNA RINTAROU.

➜ rarely comes out of his room whenever you got your one of "boy toys" in the house, as he would like to call them

➜ doesn't go out of his room but whenever he does and sees the current boy you were with, he'd LOOK SO INTIMIDATING WHILE HE LOWKEY SIDE-EYES HIM ABAJAJJAJH

➜ the shade suna omg

➜ probably has a lot to say about your exes and flings but doesn't actually say them

➜ your flings/exes probably knows he doesn't like them

➜ best case scenario is that he doesn't care about them

➜ would never EVER let them come to ur ungodly trips to mcdonalds

➜ sorry i dont make the rules

➜ suna does

➜ he just thinks that trips to mcdonald are one of your guys' most sacred ritual that not even your parents could come with y'all

➜ doesn't like it when you text your current fling while y'all are having quality sibling bonding

➜ and by quality sibling bonding, he meant going to mcdonalds or any opened fast-food resturaunt at 2 am <3

➜ just like oikawa, i could REALLY REALLY SEE THIS BOY DO PRANKS TO FUCKBOYS THAT GAVE YOU THEIR NUMBER

➜ like no really, look at me in the eye and say that this mf won't do that

➜ 👁👁

➜ unlike oikawa though, he doesn't um,,, really care of those that aren't people he hold dearly close to his heart

➜ and to take out all the sugarcoated words i said, i meant that he doesn't give two shits if you go on flings after another since you ARE allowed to experiment with your dating life; who's he to tell you off y'know??

➜ BUT !! mans isn't a cold-hearted stone-cold bitch, so he does subtly tell you that being a two-timer is just,,,, not the move and actually purposely hurting people's feelings

➜ he's a good guys sometimes ok

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