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beverage-box · 2 years

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id like to imagine that the last thing the queen did before dying was voting in the tumblr sexyman poll, being the one vote difference for sans to win

#tumblr sexymen #sans sweep #reigen sweep #sans #reigen #queen elizabeth #your friend carpet

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rotisseries · 9 months

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the anger and hatred i feel for the "robin wouldn't date nancy cause of steve" rhetoric is literally unmatched by any other force on planet earth

#I will murder each and every one of you with a chainsaw this isn't even about shipping this is about the way you guys talk about shit #I will fucking have your head I will grow a garden of violets and lavender and use your mashed up bones as fertilizer #I will drown you in a pool of your own blood #I will carpet bomb your house I will visit a rage upon you so horrendous it will make the rapture look like a nice family vacation #I want you people to eat shit #<-that. is all copypasted from discord bitching #but anyway. steve has moved the fuck on and if he hasn't he should it's been like 2 years #and while there's obviously a statute of limitations on dating friend's exes st*ncy ending has exceeded that #now we're at the point where it would only matter if it was a shitty ex which nancy is NOT.#“she broke steve's heart🥺” this literally ain't about him idc quit making robin's dating life about steve #also you guys just don't get lesbians if anyone is gonna date a friend's ex it IS a lesbian #you literally don't have to like ronance but I am so tired of people talking about it like this situation would be wrong somehow #they're literally already friends dating isn't even that much of a jump #also you guys have no sense of fun I like messy shit you could make that messy if you wanted #stranger things #ronance #anyway. tis the misogyny hydra again I think

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altruistic-meme · 1 month

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i think im going to need a moment of not opening messages right now. im going to read stormbringer instead.

#sigh #my friend keeps sending me video after video about how her floors are covered in fur bc if my dog #(who is staying with her for now)#but like. yes. i understand. i get it.#my dog has incredibly thick fur and is shedding her fucking winter coat. i dont know what the fuck you want me to do???????#i get it?? so sorry?? ill come vacuum your house like ?????#i get it that its annoying having her fur all over bc she has black fur in your light beige carpet #what i DON'T get is WHY YOU KEEP SENDING ME VIDEOS OR PHOTOS. MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY.#WHY. JUST WHY.#IM SORRY LITERALLY I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT SHES A DOG SHE SHEDS LIKE.#shes going to my other sisters house soon and then she wont be shedding all over your floor and you KNOW THAT #so WHY.#im just. tired #i wanted to say 'i cant do this anymore' but that is unfortunately the doorway in which the suicidal thoughts will squirm through.#so. instead i will set my phone to the side and read my book.#it is much thicker than i expected it to be.#i cant turn my phone off bc my mom is going to be sending messages later that i need to look at but #im just going to try not to open any messages anyway and not touch my phone or anything #shh ac

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x-crowmancer-x · 22 days

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little shitstain bastard child fuckin shit up

#made for the many moments someone's gotta AFK cuz their cat's being a stupid asshole somewhere #its really funny when they forget to mute and i just hear #WHY DID YOU SHIT ON THE CARPET #or YOU LITTLE BITCH #i frickin love cat behavior cuz i dont have a cat and only experience their chaos vicariously through my friends online and irl #these guys are so goddamn cute but they will not hesitate to start the greatest war in human history #thats not true i lied #but i think if they had the ability to they would #just for funsies #cats #cat behavior #cats being weird little guys #dumb little bastard #btw cat youre adopted #crowmancerx #ms paint #doodles out of context

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lolathepeacocklord · 10 months

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RRAAAAAGHHHH I LOVE ALL YOUR TAGS SO MUCHH

EAAAAAAAAWWGWGEHWHAGWGHAGEWHEWEWEHWHEWHEHAHWAWEAHWEHAWHEHAWE!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOUR TAGS SO MUCH AS WELL, YOURE SUCH A SWEETIE AND YOUR ART IS SO PRETTY ALL THE TIME EVERYDAY YOURE SO COOOOOLLLL YOURE SO AWESOOOOOMEEEEEEE I LOVE TALKING TO YOUU AAAAGGH KISSY FOR U KISSY FOR U KISSY FOR U KI

#WIGGLES MY FINGERS FLAILS MY LIMBS AROUND VIOLENTLY ROLLS IN CIRCLES ACROSS MY CARPET GIGGLING #me when I am on the silliness wavelength as my friends slash mootys..... <333 #ask #answer #youre such a doll tysm for the ask and for being so sweet to me on the internet dot com

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floorpancakes · 3 months

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#xxxholic #idk #chapter 203 #oomfs and friends may be aware of my 1980s sweater covered in math fractions with the answer on the back #that type of thing #as with watanuki most of my fashion headcanons for doumeki are 'canon + my logical conclusions and indulgences'#so ofc doumeki being unserious goofy vibe guy immediately makes me think of 80s-00s novelty wear #plus its a funny combo if you imagine him alternating between super smart cool monochromes to retro arcade carpet type shit #and then IMMEDIATELY to the biggest flex of all #nightmares tier novelty tshirts to bed #the real reason watanuki has to turn the lights off is so he doesnt have to look at them when they #mekis whole core is alternating between being an idgaf king who loves to troll and believes social norms are stupid and annoying #and being unironically rly cool and deeply driven and deliberate #not that these r mutually opposites or smth but i like the idea of fashion reflecting character #for example this outfit and his turtleneck and black and white suit addiction means hes cool as hell #but its also giving mourning vibes #when you want to mourn the death of your potential relationship but the situationship is so good you both dress like its the met gala #to hang out and drink wine and make eyes at each other

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inthecarpets · 3 months

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Do you ever remind yourself an old discord drama that lead an artist to nuke their whole account

and think to yourself 'wow, it really was a nonsense and a nonissue' the hell

#carpet talks #they were like 18 at the time. quite popular on youtube. and had their own quite big discord server?#iirc it was like: the neighbour's flat burnt down so everyone had to evacuate #and a friend of the artist wrote on the discord about it and that the artist is safe and whatnot and they didn't lose anything #but i guess by accident they didn't focus on the actual victim which was the neighbour #which somehow made the discord believe that the artist is a huge egoist #the 18yo artist broke down and was just so done with the whole bull and their own craft they deleted all their videos on yt #anyways dear artists don't make discord servers for your fans where you'd chat with your community #it usually leads to nonsense drama. not worth it

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ezraphobicsoup · 6 months

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what kind of badges did you get?

4 little badges by hit band gum disease (they’re like queer clown punk music (as they say themselves) pretty fun stuff) based on their ep high voltage! (2023), exciting times

#ngl i don’t listen to gum disease that much but like the people in the band themselves seem pretty rad and the badges look cool #avery gum disease named a creature i drew spoogle so it only seems a fair exchange for such an honourable gift too #ezra likes music #they’re a nice little present for myself from myself i’m pretty excited :)#not that you asked but my favourite songs would probably be high voltage #your friends; (semicolon cause tumblr shits itself at at a comma) bowling alley carpet and birthday party (? i think that’s the name)#as like a pair cause they refer to the same lines. first gum disease song i listened to was song way back in like 2021 i think #that one’s nice to. yeah generally just kinda angry disabled british trans music good stuff

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sntechsupport · 4 months

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I put a fallen tree in my sylladex just to get it out of my way, took a moment to appreciate having a sylladex that fits large objects, took another moment to mourn the loss of my old one's item yeeting capabilities, and as I fondly pictured myself flinging a fully grown oak impward in a grand display of excessive force, my specibus allocated to treekind. I think y'all might need to turn the sensitivity down on that.

How about you open the setting, click on gameplay and turn the sensitivity down yourself?

Sincerely

SN Tech Support (Gear)

#sn tech support #Seetings & Options are your best friend #better than dogs even #because unlike dogs Settings & Options do not shit on your carpets #as far as i knw anyway

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beverage-box · 2 years

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hooty appreciation post

#the owl house #toh #the owl house hooty #toh hooty #hooty toh #hooty #hooty clawthorne #your friend carpet #hooty toh gif #hooty gif

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skeletalheartattack · 1 year

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do uyo think a monkys 🐒 and a sketin 💀 can be friends

a thought bubble appears above my head with the memory of having my picture taken with a monkey at the ripe old age of 6, and upon leaving the monkey would trip me and start dragging me by the ankle back to the photo chair, prompting the photographer to fucking book it for that monkey.

hm probably not i don't think.

#ask #raidendotcom #i still have the photo across the room from me #ive shown it on here before. well minus actual me. since i replaced me with Boe for the sake of not having a picture of me as a kid on here #tldr: went to the mall with my mother. photo booth with monkey. chaos and destruction.#id have to ask my mother what she remembers from the moment and if she has any details ive forgotten #i dont think so though. its pretty clear in my brain #the monkey didnt hurt me beyond maybe a rug burn from the impact of me hitting the carpeted floor #yknow whats funny. idk if ive ever told that story around the time it happened. or back in 2005 i mean.#that wouldve been in 2nd grade. ik i talked to my friends about how i played baseball for a short while #and having to come back to school after spraining both of my wrists #or. i sprained my wrists from falling out of a swing cause i wanted to do a backwards 360 while sitting #and i was missing for a few days. my mother told my teacher what happened and she thought i broke my ribs #though i came in one day with two blue casts and they were like ''ohhhhh your WRISTS. not your RIBS''#anyway a lot happened in 2nd grade i guess.#in all serious raiden. minus my irl experiences. i think so :) perhaps :)#thank you for the ask raiden :) watch out >:)

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citrine-elephant · 10 months

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may i think of hunnigan getting fuckin annoyed with leon and his presentation.

she whips out a comb and tries to fix up his hair. good boy is purring. scalp massage uwu

#resident evil #this isn't a ship thing it's just #hunnigan being mildly disappointed by her government assigned himbo guard dog #it's like when your dog decides to jump in the big puddle of mud and you gotta catch em before they walk on the carpet #i also want to think about them being friends outside of work and just hanging out

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ginger-grimm · 10 months

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HAPPINESS EXCHANGE

Francesca Bellamy Socials for @dancingsunflowers-ocs

phone template - socials template - coloring

I hope you like it!

#ocappreciation #ocapp #annas happiness exchange #glee oc #not my oc #my edits #alexandra's oc: francesca bellamy #little info: i don't enjoy working with a certain actor #idk if you have your own fancast for Puck #if u do i apologize i just chose somebody I think could work #also idk Francesca all that well #but i feel like she'd sneak into red carpet events and take her friends with her #anyways it's late i hope you enjoy this

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elytrafemme · 10 months

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every single fictional character i like should split and have mood swings like me. "ohhhhh but it's not canotical" "ohh they have good control over their emotions and stable views on the world" i don't fucking care. i see cq in his fake desert i see klavier's control dialogue i see dahlia and her serial murders and komaeda and the gun literally fuck with me right now. we need to stop being cowards about our fictional character headcanons i think everyone should kill people always because i can't