ok but no this sucks because i know breaking bad is considered The Greatest TV Show Of All Time or whatever but i know that i will never be able to watch it because like

how am i supposed to take this seriously anymore it's the funny bald man who cooks hrt with jesse "yo mista white" lastname and makes the funny face when they them pussy

when 3 was still small, shadow left him with sonic (who wasn't happy about babysitting, but if looks could kill, then sonic wouldn't've survived the one shadow gave him when he opened his mouth to complain). this happened at least once.

and it forced sonic to spend some "quality time" with 3 (who he had been avoiding). i think sonic would've been surprised by just how. normal? 3 was. (or seemed to be.) cuz he didn't have super speed, or any chaos abilities when he was small. maybe sonic would've even cracked a joke like, "are we SURE tails used the right biodata?"

in reality, 3 didn't have any powers cuz he didn't have a soul. once he gets one, he unlocks his powers, and becomes very formidable <3 though the whole "almost dying" thing rendered him unable to walk, that doesn't really matter when he can snap his fingers and send a bullet of chaos energy screaming towards whatever--or whoever--he wants

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

PUSSY.

BIG FLAPPY WET JESUS PUSSY.

JESUS' SOPPING WET PUSS-PUSS

[Edited months after posting to discourage catholics from replying to this post after finding that both the nice and much funnier not-nice responses to this were equally bad for my mental health. I didn't wanna delete it bc I was quite proud of some of my responses and it helps to have a visual reminder of why I left an abusive organization. Also, this means that any catholic who has reblogged this in an attempt to convert me, has now reblogged a post that, if clicked, links back to this. Use MY post for propaganda, will you!]

Thinking about how it was never made clear to me in Catholic school exactly WHY Jesus died for our sins. I just remembered that I was literally never clear on who the dying helped??

I've heard theories as an adult, but basically what I'm saying is pointless martyrdom seems a little pointless, and also with enough propaganda the big logical gaps in a belief system get really hard to see. Especially if questioning anything is blasphemy.

I would have gotten in so much trouble for insisting the teacher explain how Jesus helped us by being tortured to death by Romans even when God could have prevented it! God sent his only Son, they would have said! Be grateful, they'd say! Be guilty! Stop asking why he did that!!!

stupid dungeon meshi au where laios is an unexplainable eldritch monster thing that constantly eats anything he can get his hands on. everyone in the party treats him like a slightly disorderly raccoon. everyone outside the party gets a fastpass to heaven from just seeing him.

Tuvok’s daughter is two things and two things only: 1) Trans 2) Not tired

People will see the Star of David and be like "Is this Zionist propaganda?"

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The same people who dislike Wyll because he's "too nice and that makes him boring" are the same people who think Superman is boring...just usually with a sprinkle of racism on top.

my pettiest thing is how much it comforts me when people i dislike aren't funny

i think if you grew up in my household you would have put a gun to my mom and dad's heads already

"garp let ace die" ace killed himself. nice that you let the entire point fly over your head though. people who blame everyone else for their problems truly want there to be a villian in aces story. ace was his own worst enemy. idk how you guys think "garp let ace die" when ace would've killed himself regardless of who stepped up for him. obviously. because his entire friends and family and even hundreds of people he'd never met stepped up for him and risked their lives for him and none of that mattered. how would garps influence have changed anything? if Luffys didn't? if white beards didn't? ace wanted to die. ace chose to die. ignoring that and blaming his death on everyone else is a disservice to the story oda is trying to tell you.

me, making my warlock like 4 years ago: he's gonna be ostracized and demonized in his home town, fiercely protective of his little sister, the only love he'll have known is from his family who may have been gaslighting him his whole life and the one other person in the village who understands him at all commits suicide (that he blames himself for,) he's a feral animal who's so fast to anger and violence because that's all he's ever known, he'd rather sell himself to a mysterious entity than have to deal with the fallout of having emotions

Larian, holding up a vampire: hey kid :)