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I look at how beautiful he is
And it makes me want to send his mother a gift on his birthday…
“You are the best at making humans.”
Seriously she deserves an award, because how often is a human this pretty?
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I actually dont think I can handle a mid season break this season there’s too much at stake for me to not get an episode for almost three weeks oh my god. The 6 days between eps has been too much! You mean to tell me we have to survive off of whatever fucked shit happens tomorrow night AND whatever happens in the 3 second promo at the end???
I simply won’t make it someone euthanize me
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I wouldn’t sell you to Satan for one corn chip, but I can’t promise I’d stay strong if some piping hot, perfectly salted, skin-on fries were part of the trade
#you think i’m joking#but in fact i am currently ready to kill and die for the Five Guys lady who put an extra scoop of fries into my bag#ma’am… i love you#text post#french fries#mmmmmmmm#meme
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Do you think Van uses emojis? Which ones do you think are his fave?
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Husband: I’ve never had a speeding ticket :)
Me: Let me borrow the car
#you think i’m joking#i am not#i borrowed the car to drive kiddo to daycare cuz my car was being repaired by a friend#and guess what just came in the mail 😭😭😭#i had f***ing cruise on too#apparently where my cars spedomiter is 2 over what i’m actually going#my husbands is not#and when i set the speed to 79 it went up to 81 at some point (cuz his cruise control does that)#and here we are#me being 100 bucks poorer :/
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Just got my dads birthday gift
#the most Missouri shit ever#you think I’m joking#I’m also taking him to dinner but this is his actual present#personal
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remember when someone talked about the TikTok-fication of tumblr?
yeah I talked about the inverse, tumblr-fication of TikTok!
which really really surprisingly is a thing.
here
Out in the wild, tumblr post. This isn’t even the first time I’ve seen tumblr on here either, yk the infamous homestuck sharpie bath?
FUCKING I ACTUALLY SAW SOMEONE DO IT NO FUCKING JOKE, if the video in question is a joke idk, but either way tumblr is on TikTok in many forms.
Alexandria disease? TIKTOK YEAH, THOUGHT YOU GOT RID OF IT NAH.
TikTok is actually no fucking joke tumblr 2, like you don’t understand.
it is, it actually just is.
I can say this because unlike everyone else, I’m on tons of different social medias since you know privacy is fucking dead 💀, and all my information got leaked. Like there’s nothing left to lose, thanks for nothing.
Word of the wise, trust no-one but yourself with your information. Because if your medical records can get leaked ANYTHING CAN, they all deal with digital records now which may I saw is simultaneous smart and dumb as fuck.
please pay the ransoms next time, :(
I’m sorry for that I’m just mad as all fuck about it still.
yeah, tumblr and TikTok are one in the same. Like convergent evolution sorta thing!
or maybe all the teens that had kids that were on tumblr are now TikTok idk 🤷♂️
byeee
#Tumblr#TikTok#Tumblr and TikTok are the same thing because convergent evolution#you think I’m joking#I’m not#and I’m right#hope you have a wonderful day everyone!
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Nozue giving up on working out because Togawa keeps “touching him in weird places” as Togawa’s hands are on his butt saying, “how is it weird?”
#put it on my tombstone#you think I’m joking#old fashion cupcake again#togawa thirsty on main again#AGAIN#I guess just always now
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None of my friends are free 😔 I have no one I can explain all the byler proof to 😔💔
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Okay, but can we talk about how an iced-coffee low-key cured my motivation problems
#you think i’m joking#I’m not#it’s a long story#All hail the iced coffee#motivation juice#okay#I’ll admit cured is a strong word#but it has gotten leages better#iced coffee#motivation#the power of caffeine#I’m telling you#it’s the coffee
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3
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I am Chronically online and high on Raspberries
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this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever
#talking#edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao#i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years#older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post#you guys are so sensitive my god#i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to#take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post
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I still think my high school drama club picked the British girl to be Mary Poppins out of sheer bias
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I make my grilled cheese with garlic bread (aka just sprinkling garlic salt into the butter on the bread) and if I have it I will add goat cheese.
#poll#tumblr polls#grilled cheese#sex poll#sjshksgs#this is just bc I keep seeing the sex/dugs/club polls#and then also a ton of posts being mad about those polls lol????#so fuck you grilled cheese poll#I’m not sure how it correlates but I think the joke was we should make dumb polls more
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can someone tag me in a post about the mob psycho interview talking about reigens family i need it for a project
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