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jade-the-kobold · 1 month

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Important: Yip

#kobold #furry #yip #yipyipyipyipyip #art #furryart

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evilscientist3 · 26 days

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yip yip yipyipyipyipyip grrr bark. sniff sniffsniff sniff. send post

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elsweetheart · 5 months

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Startling Hazel by sitting on her lap at like a party… she’s kinda faded but then you come out and she’s like fuck my life????

yissss yipyipyipyipyip this ends kinda abruptly sorryyy ❀

whenever hazel gets drunk or high, she kinda gets this blissed out smirk on her face that just won’t budge. i mean, there’s a reason people call her ‘haze’, cos she’s all dazed and relaxed and adorable. she’s pretty sure she has sunk into the couch at this party, the music a low thrumming as she chuckles at a joke she didn’t even hear fully.

someone treads on a beer can making it crunch beneath their foot, followed by a light airy giggle which takes a few seconds to register as you in hazels mind. she looks up, suddenly and wide eyed like a deer caught in headlights — startled all the same as one too when you’re suddenly directly infront of her, smiling like you’d just won the lottery.

“haze!” your voice carries like a windchime over the filthy low bass and a dumb, open mouthed smile spreads on her face. she wanted to slap herself.

“hey, you!” she subconsciously mimics your tone, pressing her lips together and swallowing hard when you steady your tipsy self by placing your hands on her shoulders where she sits. by instinct, she rests her hands on your hips. fuck my life, she thinks. fuck me, she thinks again.

“theres literally nowhere to sit.” you roll your eyes light heartedly, and anyone else would have taken the hint but hazel just stares up at you, starstruck before her lips turn down and she shrugs casually.

“damn, that sucks.”

you blink for a second, not sure what to respond and simply giggle— which makes her laugh, even if she’s not sure what the two of you are laughing at. another voice that doesn’t belong to either of you cuts through.

“this is cute and all but jesus just sit would you?” pj tugs hazels shoulder so she leans back a little before physically grabbing you and placing you on hazels lap like you were little lego pieces for her to construct.

“jesus, man.” hazel is blushing, arms hovering for a second before wrapping around your waist. you suck in a breath and turn into her, clinging to her a little in satisfaction.

“just until a seat opens up, i guess.” you smile sheepishly, faces so close to one another and hazel shamelessly looks at your mouth when she responds.

“i— yeah… unless, well — i don’t actually mind you sitting here. i quite like it.” she blabs, immediately regretting it. god, why was she so fucking awkward?

“okay good, wanted to sit here all night.” your voice is quieter due to the proximity and if you weren’t sitting directly on her she’d probably start crossing her legs all tight.

your words sink in and she guffaws awkwardly, nearly choking on her spit. “you… really? here? like, on my lap?” she asks, bouncing you on her knee in gesture slightly. she didn’t mean anything by it, but you grip her a little tighter and go all doe eyed so she assumes she did something right.

“yeah! you look… you’re cute.” your smile just gets bigger and this time she can feel herself getting red hot. she assumes that’s why you’re giggling, which only makes things worse. she drops back, leaning against the couch cushions now and covers her face with both hands, rubbing the skin there as if trying to manually remove the tint.

“man, what the hell. fuck my life.” she groans and you giggle more, pulling her hands away to look at her and fixing her hair for her, your knuckles brushing her cheek as you twiddle some of the face framing strands. she stares at you like you hung the moon and stars.

“hazel…” you sigh, and it comes out a sort of whine. she swallows, eyes wide with deep intrigue, briefly scanning over your expression before meeting your eye again, sitting back up straight.

“yeah?” she breathes.

“why’re you blushing?” your cheeks push up, and she can tell you’re actually nervous too. she throws her hands up a little, gesturing to your position.

“you try having a pretty girl in your lap, hello?”

“you think i’m pretty?” you’re practically twirling your hair.

“uh-huh.” her voice is soft, soft enough to melt you closer to her.

“you ever kiss pretty girls?” she can feel your breath over her mouth. she swallows, like she’s trying to snack on your oxygen.

“w—uh…” she was never good with words, so she leans forward and kisses you instead. you ignore pj and josie nudging eachother in your peripheral, hazels hand coming to hold your jaw to keep you where she wanted you.

you didn’t expect her to be this good, jesus.

#college!hazel #hazel callahan drabble #hazel bottoms drabble #hazel callahan prompt #hazel callahan fluff #hazel callahan x reader

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trouble-warning · 1 day

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Yip

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#mowmowmowmow #only had this lil guy since yesterday but if anything happens to him I'm going to faceplant into the floor and bring everyone in the room #down with me #plant nanny app!#oh so silly lil guy

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bedlam-moon · 4 months

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"kobold of the ceiling what is your wisdom?"

"yipyipyipyipyip"

#shitpost #inspired by real life shitposts #koboldposting

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koboldpost-generator · 3 years

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yip!

YIPYIPYIP YIP YAPYIP YIP

#YIPYIPYIPYIPYIP

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mudwingprince · 3 years

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ok so i finally have a chosen name

and its only 2 letters so like-

now everyone's putting it together

like, "mud mud" but it sounds cuter ig

and my dad just said it sounds like a little dog's name so i started barking lmfao

#i am now a dog #YIPYIPYIPYIPYIP #help me

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andyb3nn3tt · 5 years

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#Inktober 2019 day 24: Martians . ”YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP…” . SESAME STREET WEEK: DAY 7! OK guys, are you ready to get weird? I’m ready to get weird. I. LOVE. THE. MARTIANS. Outrageously unique and original designs, and hilarious sketches; WAY too out-there for Sesame Street, but seems to fit right in regardless. Alas, not much austerity to be had here either, but the sheer joy it brings to me is worth it. . I hope you’ve enjoyed Sesame Street Week! I would love to stick around for Sherlock Hemlock, The Amazing Mumford, Guy Smiley, the Two-Headed Monster, Mister Snuffleupagus, Harvey Kneeslapper, Lefty, Herry Monster… the list is endless. Not enough days! But for the rest of the month, I’m going to be selecting some of the more bizarre, scary, weird or outrageous characters - fasten your seat belts! . 70 minutes . Soundtrack: Love and Rockets - Earth * Sun * Moon . #inktober2019 #ink #jimhenson #muppets #muppetshow #martians #muppetmartians #yipyipyipyipyip #sesamestreet #disney #b3nn3tt #zensationschallenge #inktoberohio https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Bdkwshluv/?igshid=samp44d7anc5

#inktober #inktober2019 #ink #jimhenson #muppets #muppetshow #martians #muppetmartians #yipyipyipyipyip #sesamestreet #disney #b3nn3tt #zensationschallenge #inktoberohio

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pepperedstarz · 2 years

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roger is like a little chihuahua that goes YIPYIPYIPYIPYIP when he's angry until his dads and / or steven pet his gay head 2 make him feel better