I just want pizza
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I just fucked up so bad oh god
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I wonder if humming birds hum because they don’t know the words
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u guys my mom bought a large poster of kramer and framed it and hung it up in our living room
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ummmm wtf? has anyone else noticed that water just tastes like melted ice cubes?
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So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces
aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU
ONE DIR”SHREK”TION
350 shrek faces
No face left uncovered
Now we wait
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why dont we have multiplayer dreams
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discombobulated is such a fun word please use that word
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Gold Diggers Be Like… (x)
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whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida
thanks, dan
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when u see a really funny text post
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trying to write the first paragraph of a thing
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i always have trouble talking to people
like sometimes when someone says bye to me i end up saying hello !! and then they will stare at me while i cry on my insides
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