the most well adjusted family ever
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xue yang posing as xiao xingchen: thank you so much for your help, i’ve been tirelessly fighting these corpses for hours upholding my role as an esteemed, righteous cultivator—
jin ling: *passes out*
xue yang: the hell’s wrong with him?
wei wuxian: huh? oh, he’s allergic to bullshit. yep, out cold whenever he hears it.
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Wei Wuxian: Hey class, welcome to my unboxing seminar *holds up a crow bar* let’s get right to it. *starts prying open a coffin*
Lan Sizhui: 👁️👄👁️
Lan Jingyi: 🤢
Jin Ling: 👁️👄👁️
Ouyang Zizhen: 😳
Wei Wuxian: *gets coffin open* …hey, I think I know this guy?
Jin Ling: *comes over with Sizhui while the other juniors cry* he ain’t got no head. You know this guy based off his abs?
Lan Sizhui: He’s also not wearing any pants :/
Wei Wuxian: Well, okay, listen, just wait a second, I just- what I MEANT WAS-
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I'm currently reading mdzs and just finished the Yi city arc...you will never guess who i'm incredibly mentally ill about <3
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Chu Wanning: You are driving a car and all of a sudden, there is an elderly woman and a young child crossing the road. What do you hit?
Mo Ran: (in deep thought)
Mo Ran: The elderly, because she already had her fill of life but the young child has barely experienced life yet so it would be a shame if he got killed.
Chu Wanning: …
Mo Ran: Or you can hit them both if you want to be a little silly
Chu Wanning: The BRAKES, Mo Weiyu. YOU HIT THE BRAKES.
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“When I close my eyes, all I see is you”
more songxiao angst! there’s a lot more where that came from tho
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