I’d let her curb stomp me so fucking hard I’d turn into the fucking Chicago rat hole.

I’m Your Man

He’d killed a man fifty iles back, Vash pretending not to have heard the gunshot, but long before that, he’d wanted.

Sometimes the best part about being an artist is being able to do art for your own fics

Usually I would have done the paper sketch larger on the next page but I liked what I had so I just. Cut and pasted bits of it into procreate and lined from there

astarion, the man who was dying and offered eternal life, but had no idea that it meant becoming a slave to a sadistic master.

astarion, the man who had his freedom and bodily autonomy ripped away from him.

astarion, the man who was forced to befriend, seduce and sleep with people to lure them back to his master, resulting in severe sexual trauma and the struggle to form any sort of intimate relationship.

astarion, the man who was horribly punished whenever he refused his master’s orders (one punishment being sealed away in a dusty tomb, starving, for an entire year. he scratched his hands raw trying to carve his way out).

astarion, the man who was forced to eat rats.

astarion, the man who hasn’t even been able to see his own face since he turned.

astarion, the man who had his body mutilated as cazador carved scars onto his back, which he later found out was to bind him to a ritual.

astarion, the man who is so severely traumatised that he admitted he doesn’t know how to say “no” or ask for help (and he feels guilty when he does).

astarion, the man who waited two centuries to be helped and freed from torture, but no one came.

astarion, the man who was always treated like a monster when all he wanted was to be treated like a person.

astarion, the man who came up to you in the middle of the night just to thank you for defending him and allowing him to make his own decisions.

astarion, the man who said that no one ever looked out for him or showed him kindness, and that you’re the only one. “other people don’t have a heart like you. you’re you. no one is like that.”

astarion, the man who broke the cycle of power and terror that started centuries ago thanks to the love, care and compassion that you showed him when no one else did.

astarion, the man who confessed that he loves you and feels safe with you; something he has never felt with anyone before.

he's waiting on a call he's planning to send straight to voicemail

GOD WHAT IN THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO FOR SEVIKA TO DO THIS TO ME 😵‍💫

Shawn Spencer you will always be famous to me…..

Oh to look into the mirror and realize you’re starting to look more and more like him.

shire horse fluttershy is so good…I love designs where she’s the biggest, she’s like a gentle giant. plus she can wrangle a bear, what’s not to love

I love gentle giant characters… needing the size and muscle to live in the woods and care for a bunch of animals aside I think her being the biggest of the mane six puts a lot more power behind her doing The Stare

I think my followers finally realized that they can say basically whatever they want in their reblog tags of my art with zero repercussions from me and I’m not mad? I’m merely entertained. Keep it up (you all terrify me in the best ways)

when the dnd session was so insane you’re like “damn I want to rewatch that bit” but you can’t because it was not an incredible fantasy film but just you playing make believe with your friends

Saw your post about the request!! That style is so pretty.. do you think you can do Subspace and/or medkit? I love both of their designs and I feel like they'd look really cool all sparkly and stuff..

Here ya go :3!

Nina, how did Stan figure out Kyle liked him?

ohhhhhh my goddd.

so, i’m still kind of taking a break, but this is sort of a low maintenance ask i can answer quickly

— and it’s cute. c’:

alllllright, so basically after they started secret dating, jerseykyle, having an ego the size of jupiter, was like “…how d’ya even figure out i liked you?” because he thought he was being soooo fkn slick.

he was not, btw. like when have you ever seen kyle GLUED TO HIS PHONE??? and not only that, but this man was sending ‘Haha’ TO STANS LAME ASS MEMES. like are you JOKING??? literally when has jersey ever sent HAHA in his goddamn LIFE????

anyways, stan shrugged n said “well, it was easy…

— you blush everytime i look at you.” ;)

aND JERSEKYLE WAS AGHAAAAST. he was like “I. Do. NAUGHT.” and i shit u not when style gently guided his chin towards him because he looked away to meet his eyes, the way that blush spread over his nose and cheeks and all the way up his ears. UNSERIOUS! SIMP!

to which ravenstan, feeling very victorious indeed, whipped out his compact mirror ( yes, he does actually carry one around bc he be doing his hot boy guylinea ) was like “see?” SO JERSEY KYLE COULD SEE HIS RED ASS MO’FUCKIN FACE. and kyle, extremely humbled, was like “pfpfppftttt!!! l-listen! I HAVE ROSECEA!!!” he was stutterin, that man never stutters. ravenstan nation.

speaking of ravenstan nation, he did in fact do the stupid stan laugh and one dimple smile at him and bop him on the nose and go “aw, that’s so cute.” <3 AND KYLEEEEE OH MY GOD THAT PLACE WHERE STAN TAPPED HIS NOSE WAS SOOOO RED HELPPPPP.

anyways…my sons.

-uncle nina, proud mom

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Heads up: I WILL be writing a series of Paramedic/Rockstar Steddie ficlets following my one shot inspired by @piratefishmama BUT it will not happen tonight because I listened to Francesca by Hozier and all I can think about is an angsty Dracula AU insteadddddd

Why have I gotten like 5 new followers within the past 2 hours why are you guys here I’m so scared

Weird encounter today. Was in a field with Hallow and my friend’s pug- had been playing with and training Hallow but we were just sitting in the grass taking a break. Noticed an older man walking by a nearby apartment complex- he clocked us, changed directions to start walking our way, JUMPED A FENCE to get into this field, continued walking towards us. He was smiling and obviously looking at Hallow and I started shaking my head at him like “no” because I knew Hallow was going to pop off the second I started talking to this guy. The head shaking didn’t slow him down and I eventually had to yell over “she’s not friendly, sorry.” Now Hallow is yelling at him and he stops but doesn’t go away. He’s like “oh I was going to offer to walk her for you.” ?????? And I was like oh no thank you. He continues to stare at Hallow as she yells and he says “she’s pretty protective huh?” And I was like yep. Finally he walked away from where he came (had to climb the fence again) but literally what the fuck

Every day I wake up and think about how irreversibly Arcana Arcadia has altered my brain chemistry. They did not have to go that hard for an arc exclusively in the mobile game and yet