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Witches will be like "my spell candle did something weird!!! Is this a sign????" And they'll show you the before and after pics for reference and.
By god in the first picture, the candle is loaded with plastic glitter and too many herbs all around the wick and a thick sheen of vegetable oil and essential oils. And the second picture is a shattered glass plate and wax absolutely everywhere and scorch marks on the table and.
Babes that isn't "weird" and the only "sign" here is that you have no concept of candle safety!!!!
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cursing whoever sent me that last ask because now i'm STUCK thinking about naga kylar... (gotta link the OG naga kylar writer hehejej @everexpandingentropy !!!)
gen! reader x m! kylar below!!)
- maybe you stumble into his den one day (a cave hidden by an assortment of greenery, a cavern dug out from the side of a moutain, anywhere a naive human explorer should not be.)
- assuming that naga kylar has had no positive interactions with humans throughout his lifetime, he moves to tear into you with his fangs (i'm tossing up between paralysing venom or just normal venom) but stops himself.
- you smell... good for a human.
- he doesn't really know what to do with himself, just hovers over you, tongue flicking out to taste the air as you squeeze your eyes shut.
- ultimately, kylar decides to take you as his mate! it's common for nagas to choose human mates, after all! he's sure you'll be happy as his mate!
- any escape attempts are met with confusion. kylar probably just assumes the nest he's placed you in isn't up to your standards and adds more appropriate materials! when you still try to escape after that... he's stumped.
- extremely territorial. does not react well to any humans approaching his dwelling now that you're in it. when he's not out hunting, he'll be hovering outside the cave's entrance, tangled up with you in the nest, or basking in the sun with you held tightly in his arms.
- if any friends or family come looking for you or, even worse, try to take you back... it's better to just cover your eyes and ears. an angry naga isn't a pretty sight.
- loves any and all affection you give him! a stray glance from across the cave is automatically taken as consent for him to tangle his body with your own! he loves how warm you are! if he could speak human, he'd call you his own personal sun.
- if you pet or kiss or cuddle him, he's going to be over the moon! the only problem is that he now takes this as expected behaviour from you and gets sad if you don't snuggle with him :(
did i make this post as excuse to talk about naga kylar's double dicks? yeah.
- i think his first attempts at breeding with you would consist with a lot of rutting and confusion on his part. poor guy is going entirely off of instinct (snake virgin) and doesn't know what holes of yours to breed :(
- once he figures it out though, it's gonna hurt.
- you're squealing and kicking as soon as two dicks emerge from his sheathe. kylar just tilts his head at your horrified expression and rubs his forehead against yours (his cute attempt at reassuring you). awww! it must be your first time too! nevermind if it actually is or not, two big slimey naga dicks will ruin you beyond repair
- his tail will wrap itself around one of your legs, holding you snug against his body as he works his way into a seemingly much-too-tight hole. you'll feel his tongue flicking out against the nape of your neck, tasting the thick scent of sex filling up the den.
- once he's finished, you'll be so relieved after being stretched so wide, split out wider than your poor hole has ever been. that relief runs out quick once you feel a clawed hand resting over your stomach, petting you softly.
#hatkuurambles#kylar the loner#dol#dol kylar#kylar#kylar x reader#kuuskylarposting#nagakylar#yeesh.#sorry guys this was self indulgent#also if you can't get pregnant bro is going to keep trying. does not care#HAHANANJSJD#i mean#he's cute but hes not very bright...
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You're assuming that the admins are even cognizant of how this might affect him. without saying anything concrete, nearly all members of the island have insta assumed Tubbo is the reason this is all happening.
I feel so fucking bad for him. and I know for a fact he's going to get massively shat on, and no amount of Quackity telling fans to chill will fix that.
wouldn't be shocked if he doesn't stream the QSMP for a while, this ought to not go well.
almost didnt answer this cus it’s so ridiculously negative for no reason but I’ll say this: never believe an offscreen death, especially when there’s an actual big event on saturday. that’s when there will actually be high stakes. not on a random thursday stream
“nearly all the members of the island have insta assumed” they’re not even all online??? who r u talking abt, literally 2 people even know what happened
i dont feel bad for tubbo since im sure everything will be fine and he knows how to handle hate if he does get some, he’s having a lot of fun and he’s not exactly new to the “people talking lore too seriously” crowd. and i for one lovveee the story that the admins are doing and trust that they always have the player’s in mind in all their decisions (since that’s literally what the players have said before)
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Note to self: get your boss materials before raising your world level!
#ongame: strategy#i just got WALLOPED#made it through by the skin of my teeth#but all this for TWO mats?!#yeesh.#that's enough for now#server: na
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Oh no. Trapped in the car while my mother spouts conspiracy theories about hitlers death. Oh no. This sucks. Just gonna stay silent in the back seat.
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Going over old convos and yeah.. realizing I'm too nice to everyone..
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How are you ruined?
#YEESH.#dash games.#OOC.#Jonathan really is ruined by loneliness and he wishes day by day to find the reason
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sorry uhm. right as i was about to upload the fucking transcript. i walked into the kitchen to get a snack right.
(for slightly more backstory i've had some raw chicken in my fridge for a day or so now, i was planning on making this soup my mom used to make because i think i figured out the recipe and i don't cook a lot)
uhm.
chase was eating it.
like. the raw chicken.
i walked in the kitchen and saw him with his back to me and was like hey man and he turned around and he had the thing in his hands and was just tearing into it with his teeth like a dog. he looked like. i can't even describe it he just looked sort of distant. i said like. what the fuck and he snapped out of it and looked between me and chicken for a minute and then just. set it down. and went "hey" like it was nothing. i'm... i don't know what to say. it was just. disconcerting.
anyways so i spent like a good chunk of an hour trying to figure out if he could get salmonella and if so how to. prevent salmonella. so fun. so super fun
#now i have to buy another chicken#he got like halfway fucking through it#one of the wingbones was snapped in half on the counter#i guess it's. just demon habits??#they say chicken tastes the most like human flesh don't they#yeesh.#showfall ask blog#encoreverse blog#encoreverse
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The Buried can suck it, btw, i'd like my breath back
#one of the only entities that actually elicits a genuine horrible reaction from me#yeesh.#the magnus archives#tma#the buried
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congratulations to the creators of midst on their apparent familiarity with elaine scarry's the body in pain
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Otter!
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man the value structure of this is just going to suck but you know what. it'll be better the next time so whatever
#just thinking thoughts...#look the key point is. I'm done with that background now#the next page will be really easy... I bet I could finish it tomorrow#but then the page after...#yeesh.#it'll be just as painful as this page was#maybe a little less. but all the same...#after they start talking it gets WAY better though#please. please god. I can make it through this chapter. I swear to god.
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She got bsd’d lmao
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RIP to any oakland fans out there
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can we please get actual nuanced viewpoints on (safe, tested, non-toxic) alternative/holistic medicine that exist SOMEWHERE between the two radical extremes of “this is better than actual medicine and is all you need” and “this is all complete garbage and none of it will do anything to help you at all” because the former is honestly only Marginally stupider than the latter
#the very mild benefits you can get from various alternative medicines do help some people and can even be culturally important#just because it’s not in any way a substitute for trained medical professionalism doesn’t mean it’s automatically all worthless and dumb#yeesh.
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Reminder that justices saying they’d follow stare decisis / legal precedent =/= lying to congress.
Stare decisis isn’t law. it’s a principle of the court so laws don’t change every year.
when the core constitutional basis of Roe was determined to be absent, they overruled stare decisis. it’s that simple.
here’s a long list of pro-choice legal experts who analayzed how Roe was on shaky ground, including RBG.
#yeesh.#I hate to keep bringing these back up frankly but y’all send the least-informed ideas around#like these are LAWYERS these are JUDGES you think they’re submitting themselves to something as simple as congressional perjury???#you: what about Clarence Thomas and his wife?)#me: yeah fair#us law#roe v wade
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