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correctthroam · 4 months

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I read THROAM for the first time in ~5 years. Here's what I have to say.

Volume I: There was so many characters I forgot about when going into the fic. Pete, Jac, Spencers family. I cant believe I forgot them. Pete will always be a fave because everyone hates him and it makes me laugh. The first volume was always my 2nd favorite, I think it still is. overall, the storyline isn't complicated and I like that. Ryan is such an asshole so I dont feel bad for him one bit in any of the fic. Also, I used to say that the bus crash was Brendons fault (I was 13, okay?) But Ryan was just an unstable motherfucker who truly should not be trusted to drive a vehicle of any kind.

Volume II: holy shit. I hate volume two. Not saying the writing is bad but Jesus Christ, Ryan is an asshole. bro literally stalked Brendon after he ran into him at that party like what? I had messaged a friend after finishing volume 2, saying "I'm a really nice person I never wanna make people feel sad, let alone make a whole fictional story about someone being severely depressed and unstable whilst chasing a boy then fucking his bf at the end???" and I think that perfectly sums up how I feel (and always felt) about volume two. other than the fact that I used to say that it was Brendons fault. (I was 13. THIRTEEN) it wasn't his fault. Some parts were, yeah, but it's hard to pinpoint everything that happened on one person. at the end of the day, its a good story I just Hate it (does that make sense) I love it but I hate it? it remains my least favorite purely for the pain it put me through.

Volume III: I love this volume. I always have. Sisky is amazing, we all love Sisky. I will say the iconic song/album references/jokes made me cringe a bit, though. Im not exactly sure what about this fic I always liked so much, I guess you can really see Ryans character growth and finally not be as much as a miserable fuck (he's still unstable dw) Since Ryan is less insufferable, it makes the volume more enjoyable. I like that Spencer and Ryan became friends again, I think it makes the book more enjoyable and tbh I think Spencer rly tied vol 3 together, if he wasn't part of it it would lowk suck. overall, best volume cant wait to host the throam tour where we go to hotel Chelsea then machias.

final thoughts: if I thought throam was 100% good when I was 13, Id say now that I think throam is about 85% good now. (does that make sense pt 2) this fic has sent me back into being 13 and I have been blasting some pretty. odd. (im listening to it rn as im typing this) and listening to this album just makes my life feel more simple. still a solid fic, I think it would be an amazing published book. and I think we can all agree that it would be amazing to see THROAM movies (in our dreams)

Thanks for reading lol

#brendon urie #ryden #the heart rate of a mouse #throam #ryan ross #panic! at the disco #p!atd #patd #pretty. odd.#spencer smith #jon walker

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ranocchiowo · 2 years

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since @windfaemaiden asked here are my top 5 artists on my spotify wrapped!

#rowan.txt #yeah im pretty sure this sums me up 100% lol #spotify wrapped #spotify wrapped 2021

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radiodread · 2 years

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yeah I always enjoy role swap aus more than complete character swaps. it allows for explorations of the same characters but in completely different contexts and I love that.

I think uenoyuki's dynamic would be a lot more based on banter and ribbing (aka yuki teasing ue and ue getting flustered + mad). their 'big fight' would also be a lot bigger and louder because ue gets riled up really easily and would probably rile yuki up in return.

by contrast, I think harugetsu's dynamic would be almost the opposite. because haruki has a more level demeanor, they'd probably be a lot less chaotic overall, and their fights wouldn't get as messy without akihiko's temper. haruki would probably be more willing to give in to ugetsu (similar to how he does with akihiko) because of how much he cares about him, at least for a little, before he puts his foot down and stops putting up with it (once again, like he does with akihiko).

that being said, I wonder what... That One Scene with akiharu would look like with the role reversal...

another interesting thing I didn't think of initially would be baby gay mafuyu. since we only ever see him in a place where he's very comfortable in his sexuality, seeing him figure himself out during the actual story is quite the thought.

also ue's issue with how expressive he is would probably be more related to how he doesn't know how to express himself without being angry (this one book quote "I wish I could be as subtle and beautiful, all I know how to do is scream" came to my mind that pretty much sums it up).

as you can see I have a lot of thoughts about this au lol

I KNOW I JUST SENT AN ASK BUT I JUST REALISED

THIS MEANS HARUKI DATES MAFUYU'S SISTER?? (I'M NOT 100% SURE IF HE HAS ONE I THINK HE DOES BUT CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG)

OH BOY

Ohhhh man YES and wow that would hurt, seeing a fight between Ritsuka and Yuki rather than Mafuyu and Yuki because like you said, given Ritsuka's personality, it would be very different and a lot more explosive. It also makes me wonder if, at that point, spectator Hiiragi would react even less to the fight since this probably wouldn't be the first time Ritsuka and Yuki had a fight. In canon, Hiiragi had referred to that one fight between Mafuyu and Yuki as "just an ordinary fight that couples have" or something similar, but in the case of Ritsuka and Yuki having that fight, it would be very different. Hmmm.

(Cut for length. I can't keep things short because this is super interesting and I have A Lot to say about it. :V)

Also! The whole thing with Haruki and Ugetsu would probably be one of the biggest contrasts in this AU and it makes me wonder how their conflict(s) would pan out, how exactly they break up (who would break first in this case, Haruki or Ugetsu?) and indeed, with Haruki's way more levelheaded personality in contrast to Akihiko's, a lot of things would change there, too. (Oh yeah, that one scene in chapters 19-20... Yeah... yeah. How would that happen in this case?)

The idea of Mafuyu struggling to come to terms with his sexuality in place of Ritsuka is a very interesting one! Like you mentioned, canon Mafuyu is seemingly very comfortable with his sexuality and it doesn't, to me, look like it's ever really been anything he's thought much about, probably since he dated Yuki when very young. How would that one conversation Ritsuka had with Akihiko pan out if it was Mafuyu instead? Would it even happen in the first place since it's Mafuyu we're talking about? Ohhhh and just... the thought of Ritsuka being like Mafuyu in terms of not knowing exactly how to express himself along with just not talking much in general? Absolutely heartbreaking, and yet... intriguing. 😂

Since Akihiko and Yayoi weren't technically dating (like Yayoi said that one time after she got rejected, it was a one-sided crush), it wouldn't be quite like that but it would still mean Haruki had to reject Yayoi at some point like Akihiko did, and it would also mean they'd have a pretty complicated past. Ohhh. This is good. 👀

#answered #half of twelve is six #given #there are ideas™ in my head #and i think i need to write them down for future reference #thank you for filling my head with this AU this is great #given character swap AU

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nostalgiaruinedme · 3 years

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Hey I love your fics and writing style and well since I've been meaning to start writing fics I wanted to ask you if you have some advice you'd give.

Ohhh advice? Sure, I can do that! I shall bestow all of my knowledge upon you now, but you gotta look below the cut. Shhhh, it's a secret~

Okay really I just knew this was going to be a really long post and didn't want to clog up everyone's dash lol. ONTO WRITING ADVICE

I kind of live by these rules in writing:

1. Know the rules before you break them 2. ANYTHING can be inspiration 3. Remember the doll 4. Use your resources 5. Don’t hold yourself back 6. Practice 7. Enjoy yourself!!

1. Know the rules before you break them

Pay attention in English class (or whichever class for the language you're writing in) and learn the grammar!! I don't always have perfect grammar in my fics and sometimes I consciously choose to ignore grammar rules to make it more impactful, but you HAVE to know the rules before you break them. Study those grammar lessons! Learn how to use the fun punctuation, like semi colons and em dashes and en dashes and all that good stuff. I know they're scary, but they're a lot of fun too.

ALSO PLEASE USE PARAGRAPH BREAKS IM BEGGING that's like, a HUGE problem I see with a lot of new writers. Paragraph breaks are not optional!! Change 'em when the main topic of the paragraph switches or when a new character is speaking. Overdoing it with paragraph breaks is better than underdoing it, I promise.

2. ANYTHING can be inspiration

Have you ever played Story Cubes?

If you haven’t, it’s essentially this game where you roll the cubes, they each land on a different image, and you gotta tell a story that uses all of those pictures. Some are literally just a question mark or a speech bubble and that’s what you have to use. Me and my siblings used to play the game a lot. And you know what? Some of those stories are the most creative ones we’ve ever come up with. When I say anything can be inspiration for a story or a character, I mean ANYTHING!

I based my Donnie design off of the vintage globes and journals I have in my bedroom.

My little sister threw a pillow at me and it inspired a funny scene I wanted to write in another fic

I designed two OCs off of Mars and Pluto and an ENTIRE 40,000 word fanfiction based off of a space documentary I watched

My NaNoWriMo story last year was based off of the concept of shadows and how cool I thought it’d be if they could talk

Me and my friend made an entire dystopian original story commenting on our world today. It was first inspired by a crack self insert Death Note RP we had at 13 years old. Not kidding.

Literally anything can be inspiration. Challenge your mind!! The best ideas come out of completely ordinary and unexpected opportunities, in my experience. You don’t need one of those super detailed and crazy expensive prompt books (though they are fun) to write a great story. Use music, use a color, use the sky, use your favorite food, use anything! Just find inspiration!

3. Remember the Doll

Remember Mulan?

We never got to see the Huns destroy the village and we didn’t get to see them kill anyone there either. But by showing that doll there, the animators took an entire battle full of death and destruction and summed it all up in one, heartbreaking moment. You don’t need to spend ten pages writing about how horrifying the bad guy was and listing everything he did from start to finish, nor do you need to write an analysis on why she’s bad. All you need to do is show one or two very meaningful ways they impacted the world... and you can do that with something as simple as a doll lying on the ground in a burning village.

Because the doll is there; the little girl is not.

There’s a quote that sums this up really well, and I have it written on the dry erase board by my desk.

“You don't write about the horrors of war. No. You write about a kid's burnt socks lying in the road.” - Richard Price

And adding onto that, try to write more about what’s there, not what isn’t. Mulan didn’t say ANYTHING about the girl in that scene, but by showing what was there, it told us a story about what wasn’t. Focus on what is in the scene and it will tell your reader about what isn’t.

I do think writing a balance is good though, so I try and keep it around a 3/1 ratio of what is there vs what isn’t. Remember this is art though, not math; you can change the formula as you please just to make it feel right. It all depends on the scene and what you want.

4. Use Your Resources

You know how, in the artist community, there’s this sort of stigma around using references? And some artists have to make posts reminding others that there’s nothing wrong with using references and you even should use them?

It’s the same concept in writing!

There is NOTHING wrong with looking to other writers’ work or keep a thesaurus constantly open or bookmarking a reference page of other words to use than “said”. Nothing wrong with it at all! When I write, I always have two tabs open: my writing document and thesaurus.com. I have a folder on my computer bookmarks of ways to describe a smile and a body language dictionary. Before I write fanfic, I watch a “best moments of *character*” compilation video on Youtube to remind myself of how they speak. I watch fight scenes from The 100 or Avatar or Marvel while I write my own battles!

There are SO MANY resources out there for you to reference. Use them! And if you need some to start with, shoot me an ask. I have a ton.

5. Don’t Hold Yourself Back

One of the scariest parts of writing is the thought of “what will people think?” Creative writing is EXTREMELY personal, and you’re going to find a lot of you inside your work, including the thoughts you didn’t want anyone to know about.

People will discover how often you think about love. People will discover how dark your mind can get. People will discover the morals you hold that even you didn’t know about. They’ll discover that the person you swore you’ve moved on from is still on your mind. They’ll discover that the pain you swore you got over still hurts you.

“you can tell the deepest truths with the lies of fiction” - Isabel Allende

This thought scared me a lot, and still does. I’ve let go of and forgotten about so many story ideas because they were just a little too personal. I could write it and not publish it, but what if someone still sees? Writing, like all art, comes right from the heart and reveals a lot about a person. That paranoia of being known kept me from writing so much.

But I promise you, your most powerful stories are going to be the most personal ones.

I wrote Hated Resemblance based on my thoughts about myself, and I wrote Dagger From the Mirror based on thoughts about myself too. A lot of it is dark, most is painful, and all of it is scary to show the world. But I wrote it anyways and it’s created something pretty amazing.

Hell, even now I’m wondering if I should post that lil anecdote, but I think it’s the best way to make this part of my point stronger. See? Writing about things that affect you is the best way to make them impactful, even for something as simple as advice.

And even if you want to write about light and happy stories- you’re still going to have to get personal.

This all got pretty deep but my point is this: Don’t hold yourself back. Write what you feel you need to and it don’t worry about what anyone will think. Don’t hide that one sentence because you’re scared who will read it because you’re scared to be known so deeply. Add it in even when it’s scary.

That’s something I’m still learning how to do, and it’s a slow process that has taken years... but it’s worth it, I promise.

“Write what disturbs you, what you fear, what you have not been willing to speak about. Be willing to be split open.” - Natalie Goldberg

6. Practice

I started writing in 1st grade. I’ve written regularly since then, and this is my word count every month this year:

Most of that is fanfiction. Some are just random thoughts, some are really thought out posts or answers to your questions, and some are made up of original stories. That total words written number is since November.

You don’t have to write this much every month, I promise, I just don’t really have any other hobbies lol. My point is that practice is really really really important. Write a paragraph or even just a sentence every day. You’re gonna improve so quickly, I promise.

“Write every day. Writing is a muscle that gets stronger with use.” - Abbi Glines

But take breaks too!!! Don’t overwork yourself. Burn out is a real thing and you shouldn’t force yourself to write just because you’re scared you don’t write enough! Write at a pace that’s comfortable for you. There will always be writers out there who write more than you and even more writers who write less than you. That’s okay. Everyone has a pace they’re comfortable with, and you just gotta find yours. As long as you’re writing consistently, the numbers don’t matter too much. 50 words a day or 5000 are both good!

7. Enjoy Yourself!!

You’re here to have fun!

No matter what you’re writing (angst, romance, fix-it, AUs, hurt/comfort, fluff, ANYTHING), remember that fic writing is supposed to be fun!! You’re not getting paid to do this. On one hand, that sucks, but on the other hand it gives you the amazing opportunity to write literally whatever you want! Find projects you’re enthusiastic about, meet other writers, do collabs, make playlists for your story, create over powered OCs for the hell of it, ignore plot holes and write without regard to canon, or write the most realistic and in-depth canon-compliant book ever. Create the most self indulgent story you can think of!

Have fun. This is your story and you get to write the rules. Don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise.

Oh yeah, and one more thing. Be proud of yourself. You can get all of the comments and feedback in the world, but if you’re not proud of what you wrote, it’s gonna be hard to look back on it with joy. Be proud no matter how many reads it gets—you made it!

“I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.” - Steve Martin

#can you tell I like writing quotes #I have a whole pinterest board full of them #asks #writing advice #writblr #fanfiction #meg rambles

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rebelredcarnationn · 6 years

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all the ask questions. i want the juice

ahahaha ok this should be fun

1: The last person you kissed screams they love you, you say…

-- I LOVE YOU BIIITCH, AND I AINT NEVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCHHHHH2: Did you get to sleep in today?

-- nope i went to bed a little after 6 am and then had to wake up at 8:30

3: You never know what you got until you lose it?

-- wot? not sure what this means

4: Do you have siblings?

-- yee i have one older sister

5: How many kids do you want?

-- 2 probs

6: Who was the last person you held hands with?

-- uhm? i havent really held hands with people i dont think lol

7: Did you stand on your tippy-toes for your last kiss?

-- nope

8: Do you think if you died, the last person you kissed would care?

-- yeah i think so

9: Last person to talk on the phone?

-- my dad lol

10: Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?

-- not that i know of

11: When’s your birthday?

-- very close to the troye sivan concert

12: Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?

-- yes it wasnt that long ago

13: What kind of phone do you have?

-- iphone 7

14: Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

-- im wearing athletic shorts because i just got home from gymnastics

15: Are you a different person now than you were 5 years ago?

-- oHHHH YEAH

16: What were you doing at 4 am?

-- idk probably crying hahah #relatableteen amirite

17: Would you rather write a paper or give a speech?

-- write a paper 10/10

18: Are you lying to yourself about something?

-- more or less

19: Last night you felt…?

-- mostly sad, scared, anxious

20: What’s something you cannot wait for?

-- all the concerts im going to this year (p!atd, troye sivan, twenty one pilots)

21: Ever told your parents you were going somewhere but when somewhere different?

-- no im a goody two shoes oops, also they track me so

22: How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

-- almost 2 and a half

23: Are you a morning or night person?

-- night 100%

24: What did you get your last bruise from?

-- gymnastics probably

25: Do you reply to all of your texts?

-- eventually

26: Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for. What do you do?

-- i would hope that i would pick up lol

27: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

-- no

28: Anyone you would like to get things straight with?

-- nope just fixed that yesterday lol

29: How many months until your birthday?

-- including this month 4

30: Favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?

-- uhm i eat peanut butter just like on a spoon most of the time

31: Did you like this past summer?

-- nothing im stressed and i miss my friends and i miss having stuff to do and i could go on for a while

32: What were you doing before you got on the computer?

-- eating yogurt and looking at instagram lol

33: Your ex is sitting next to you, with their new partner. What do you do?

-- i dont have an ex lol, but i would probably just like leave depending on how recent it was

34: What is the last thing you said out loud?

-- “do you ship drarry?” (she said no, we are no longer sisters)

35: Your mood summed into one work?

-- word? im assuming? ok well, uh ‘sad’ lol

36: Are you doing anything else besides taking this survey?

-- listening to paramore

37: What are your initials?

-- CJ

38: Are you a happy person?

-- no pft

39: Do you still talk to the person you liked 4 months ago?

-- i dont think i liked anyone 4 months ago?

40: Where do you want to live when your older?

-- the uk

41: Have you had your birthday this year?

-- not yet

42: What did you do yesterday?

-- ha i sat outside in a hammock in the rain for about 4 hours and watched the world cup

43: What will you be doing tomorrow?

-- uh hopefully watching harry potter

44: How late did you stay up last night?

-- more like stayed up early, 6 am ish

45: Is there anyone you would do anything for?

-- yes

46: Is it hard to make you laugh?

-- no lol

47: Do you believe ex’s can be just friends?

-- yes 100%

48: Do you think any of your exes will eventually want to be with you again?

-- dont have an ex

49: How many people have you had feelings for in the year of 2012?

-- dude all i remember about 2012 is the london olympics lol

50: Do you wish your ex was dead?

-- dont have one, but i dont wish anyone was dead

51: Have you ever dyed your hair?

-- yeah its red rn im probably doing purple next but im not sure leave sugguestions

52: Would ever take back someone that cheated?

-- depends on circumstances and the amount of time but probably not

53: Was New Year’s Even enjoyable?

-- yeah i sat under a blanket with my friend and watched it on tv lol

54: Bet you’re missing someone right now?

-- haha yeah and i shouldnt be rip

55: How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?

-- oh ive had this conversation with them they wouldnt pay for my college or wedding

56: Sleep on your back or stomach?

-- all of the above but mostly side

57: If you could move away, no questions asked, where would it be ?

-- uk

58: What would you change about your life right now?

-- uh my emotions and my friends emotions

59: Has anything upset you in the past week?

-- i get upset every day lmao bet

60: Are you on the phone?

-- nope

61: Today, would you rather go forward a week or back?

-- forward

62: Would you take $40,000 or a brand new car?

-- money

63: Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?

-- yeah lol

64: Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?

-- yeah like last week

65: Have you ever copied someone elses homework?

-- yeah who hasnt

66: Are you the type of person who likes to be out or at home?

- at home lol

67: Do you automatically check your phone when you wake up?

-- yeep

68: Have you ever stayed up all night on the phone?

-- oh yeah multiple times

69: Could you use some sleep right now?

-- yeah ill probably take a nap later tbh

70: Are you going to have a baby by the time you’re 18?

-- no i hope not

71: Does it bother you when someone hides things from you?

-- i mean yeah?

72: What’s your favorite color?

-- purple, black and red

73: Have you ever slept in the same room with someone you liked?

-- uhm ive only ever liked one person in my life and we havent had a sleepover in a long time

74: Have you ever been looking for something and it was already in your hand?

-- oh all the time

75: Do you get annoyed easily?

-- yeah lol

76: If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?

-- YES YES YES

77: Do you have a person of the opposite sex that you can tell everything to?

-- i wouldnt entirely say opposite but yeah pretty much

78: Does anyone call you babe?

-- no one does romantically

79: How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

-- again with the opposite sex my dude, but i fully trust like 2 people

80: What do you prefer, relationship or one night stand?

-- relationship

81: What color hoodie did you wear last?

- im wearing a gray one rn

82: Is there someone who meant alot to you at one point, and isn’t around anymore?

-- yeah rip

that was fun thanks!!

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vanogla · 6 years

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got any vanogla headcanons? idc if its in au or not all i know is that I Need Vanogla Content Or I'll Die.

aw fuck don’t die i need every vanogla fan alive if i want to grow my empire

ah jeez, this list is going to be a friggin’ mess so it’ll be under a cut-

general headcanons

here’s my base for hcs when i watch their videos. please remember that these are merely headcanons and may not be true!

*Evan’s only mean to David when Tyler is around; when they’re alone they laugh literally every other sentence and make harmless jokes and its all feel good banter 👍

*they’re both awkward in public and avoid PDA; if u ask them abt their (established) relationship they’ll be very tight-lipped abt it（・θ・）

*its not a headcanon that they’re both born in the same year :) you may have noticed that i draw Evan’s height in line with David’s caterpillar eyebrows so that’s my height diff hc :D

*imo Evan never uses pet names or terms of endearments with David, he’s not comfortable with it, and the furthest he’ll go is “babe”. David comes up with the shittiest, most obnoxious nicknames for Evan as much as possible to make up for it tho, and he’s not afraid to embarrass Evan in public with them xD however the only legit terms of endearment David uses are “dear” and “darling” cuz he’s an old man at heart

*this one is a rather unpopular one but i can never see Evan casually calling daithi “David” instead of “Nogla”. I know its like a relationship milestone to call him by his first name, but i cant see it happening unless its for a joke (e.g David Blaine from one of the vids) so imo daithi will forever be “Nogla” to Evan. (However if it’s AU im completely 100% all for it yes)

*Evan isn’t as smart as David thinks he is (tbh David puts him on a pedestal), and Evan doesn’t actually think David is stupid or dim (shown when he calls David “smurt” when he gives a good idea). i fuckin love it when they discuss solutions to the game together because they’re so quiet and serious in those moments :>

*surprisingly Evan overthinks more than David does; he’s actually a doubtful guy. David’s generally more impulsive than Evan, but he can form a black-or-white opinion depending on the facts he’s given. Evan on the other hand will stay in the grey area- he’ll find some way to balance out both sides (unless it’s morally wrong then hell no- he’s def picking a side)

*idk how to explain this one but i really love the way they say each other’s names. I noticed in some videos that David will keep calling “Evan” multiple times to get his attention and same goes for Evan repeating “Nogla” a buncha times to show or tell David something- and i just find it really cute and dorky.. if i could i would compile all of these moments together (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

*just sayin’: when they call each other ‘owl’ and ‘lobster’ it sounds flirty as fuck

*this is sappy but i definitely think that Evan is 100% himself when he’s with David. With David, he doesnt have to be the coolass-motherfucker-with-awesome-one-liners, and instead he openly giggles and asks for help/affection without having to filter himself to sound cool (i think this can be seen in some of their videos as well). although he isn’t as comfortable with David when other ppl are around, when they’re on their own Evan can always count on David to be encouraging, supportive and playing along with Evan’s jokes so that’s why Evan is so comfortable with David ( ´ ▽ ` )

*fuckin hell they’ll always come back together; whether as friends or lovers they could never permanently cut each other out of their lives because their lives are so entwined with each other- David having Evan in his thumbnails/in the title, Evan laughing at David’s shenanigans are the highlight of his videos- and no matter how harsh they seem with each other they’ll always bounce back in the end :’)

*i think that they have a closer relationship than casual viewers of the crew think, and so they are forever a memorable aspect of each others lives (ye, theyre my OTP and BrOTP ヽ( ´¬`)ノ)

*despite all’a this, i dont think they need each other, of course they can be independent and go their separate ways. but i just know for a fact that sooner or later they’re gonna see something that reminds them of the other and the memories will remind them of good times ^_^

*err i have like, 1 solid nsfw one and that is neither of them like penetration so they rarely do it. Its not because i have anything against anal, its because i don’t see either of them as people who enjoy being penetrated. Generally I don’t see them as a pair who’d have sex often anyway (^_^;) -however when they do they’d be laughing so much thru it ◎▼◎ (ill be posting a list for this veryverysoon! [update: here it is])

additional headcanons

here’s some of my indulgent hcs ^_^ here’s where the good stuffs at, cuz the general hcs don’t necessarily apply to these ones:

*David pining is my favourite thing ever like he’ll write a lot of songs abt Evan and he’ll post them and say that it’s not for anyone in particular but its a fucking lie because he literally has only one person on his mind when he writes it and sings it but he’ll never tell anyone and he sure as hell won’t tell Evan

*Evan pining is also v good yes :’) He’s fuckin scared that David’ll know that he has a soft spot for the Irish prick so he hides it with jabs and insults. but sometimes his fondness slips thru and his laugh comes out a lot warmer than he’d intended and his eyes linger on David and for a split second it feels like he knows, he fucking knows and yeah it scares him so in the end both of them think their feelings are unrequited woohoo

*i have a love/hate relationship with whipped!Evan cuz it feels like i stripped him of his personality but its the only way i can get him to shower David with affection so Welp he’s staying for the fluff

*whipped!Evan snippets: Evan longingly gazing at David like David would disappear the moment he blinks + Evan being bold and chasing after David because ‘you’re a part of this mess, we’re in this together whether you like it or not’ will really fuck me up

*Evan isn’t as giggly in some of my AUs. i like playing around with his GTA or Gmod-roleplaying personality so he can get pretty closed-off depending on the au. most of the time when he’s in this character, David will be the lighthearted and cheeky one to balance it out c:

*i love to treat David well but i also love to wreck him so cynical!David or insecure!David are some of my fav angst hcs cuz both’ll make him very very frustrated lol

*following the last point, David’s usually the one to fall in love first, but he’s also the one to doubt their relationship- so he’s hesitant of commitment and he’ll say stupid shit just to see if Evan will stay with him despite his flaws.

*lowkey hero/villain au: the way bad-guy-David taunts good-guy-Evan with “little owl” or “little bird” or “plucking/ruffling yer feathers” is like, h o l y shit yes. (And don’t tell me you cant imagine Evan yelling “YOU’RE GOING DOWN” xD)

*for one of my soulmate aus, they’re not soulmates. they’re just two people who fell in love and decided to stay together despite the fact that they’re not “meant to be” cuz they feel like their relationship is valid, even if it doesn’t match up to society’s expectations. another one is that they are soulmates, but despite knowing that they’re supposed to be the perfect complement to each other, their personalities are incompatible as fuck and honestly it’s a mess of misunderstandings hahaha.

*that nsfw hc mentioned previously does not apply to most of my AUs by the way- ngl there’s a lot of sexual tension in my AUs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aye that pree much sums up my main headcanons (ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ

ive got a few more headcanons for cop au but that’ll come out another day on another post xD also i have a lot of hcs for other aus that ive never fully developed, perhaps ill post those someday as well lol

also sorry for the wait, i hope ye enjoyed despite this being late (::)

holy shit im so obsessed with these two i spent 4 hours typing+editing this fuck

#ask #anon #.txt #prompt #vanogla

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rosemary-butch · 6 years

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1-100

aw fuck. aw fuck

putting this on the read more jakdfjakadjfs

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?

spotify ofc

is your room messy or clean?

i try to keep it clean !

what color are your eyes?

greenish

do you like your name? why?

my full name is okay but i do prefer jo

what is your relationship status?

single lol

describe your personality in 3 words or less

gay, depressed, considerate

what color hair do you have?

dark brown!

what kind of car do you drive? color?

a tan volkswagen passat, but the trunk is a different color and smashed up adfkajsd

where do you shop?

marshalls is always my go to

how would you describe your style?

if you mashed punk, grunge, and california skater boy styles

favorite social media account

prob my twitter bc i actually put intelligent thoughts there

what size bed do you have?

queen !

any siblings?

yes a brother and a half brother

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

i’d love to live in the mountains, like colorado!

favorite snapchat filter?

i dont use snapchat filters a lot? the heart one looks cute

favorite makeup brand(s)

i dont wear makeup, but i like burts bees for chapstick

how many times a week do you shower?

at least 6, i try to keep it at 7

favorite tv show?

adventure time rn

shoe size?

womens 10 mens 8

how tall are you?

5′9!

sandals or sneakers?

sneakers

do you go to the gym?

no lol i have a treadmill at home

describe your dream date

hmmm probably going on a picnic in a secluded forest or beach, and staying for the sunset and stargazing

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

cash? none but i have my debit card

what color socks are you wearing?

they’re black and mismatched, one has pink stars and the other has green stripes

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do?

yeah, i work with organic produce at a local farm market

how many friends do you have?

like 3 close friends

whats the worst thing you have ever done?

sneak out probably

whats your favorite candle scent?

anything vanilla or bakery scented! i love cinnamon roll scents

3 favorite boy names

idk i have no opinion

3 favorite girl names

holly daisy or ellen! if i have a daughter i’ll name her one of those

favorite actor?

idk, tom holland prob. i gotta protect him

favorite actress?

daisy ridley !!!!!!

who is your celebrity crush?

daisy ridley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

favorite movie?

my neighbor totoro lol

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?

i don’t read as much as i would like, and idk i havent read in a while

money or brains?

idc, as long as they have a good personality

do you have a nickname? what is it?

jo lol, or jojo from some family, or jolene from my close friends

how many times have you been to the hospital?

i’ve been admitted a few times

top 10 favorite songs

uhh going away to college by blink, sleepover by hayley kiyoko, under the bridge by rhcp, longview by green day, mr brightside by the killers, africa by toto, toxic by britney spears, fat lip by sum 41, walking contradiction by green day, and online songs by blink

do you take any medications daily?

yeah antidepressants

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

dry primarily

what is your biggest fear?

hmmmm men probably

how many kids do you want?

idk, none as of right now but we’ll see

whats your go to hair style?

left alone lol

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)

big i guess? theres an upstairs and a basement

who is your role model?

billie joe armstrong

what was the last compliment you received?

someone liked my piercings yesterday lol

what was the last text you sent?

“Sure that works”

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

idk, i kinda figured it out between age 7-9

what is your dream car?

jeep liberty

opinion on smoking?

cigarettes? no thanks. major turn off

do you go to college?

yeah

what is your dream job?

working as a biochemist for nasa or finding possible medications in the amazon

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

rural

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

no lol i think i’m a minority here

do you have freckles?

yep ! they’re faded

do you smile for pictures?

recently i’ve been trying to

how many pictures do you have on your phone?

1193

have you ever peed in the woods?

nope

do you still watch cartoons?

yes !!

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

i don’t eat meat but i trust wendys more

Favorite dipping sauce?

honey mustard

what do you wear to bed?

a t shirt and sweatpants or boxers

have you ever won a spelling bee?

yeah in my class lol

what are your hobbies?

knitting, crocheting, watercolor painting

can you draw?

ehh a little

do you play an instrument?

ukulele on occasion

what was the last concert you saw?

i went to the warped tour last year lol

tea or coffee?

tea!

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

tbh wawa, starbucks is too pricey and dunkin is gross

do you want to get married?

yeah!!! i want a wife!

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married?

depends on if their last name is cooler than mine lol, or if they want to change theirs

what color looks best on you?

blacks and dark blues

do you miss anyone right now?

idk i’m pretty null rn

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

open so my cat can go in and out

do you believe in ghosts?

idk, i don’t have a strong opinion

what is your biggest pet peeve?

people being late

last person you called?

my brother on facetime

favorite ice cream flavor?

im lactose intolerant but i love strawberry lmao

regular oreos or golden oreos?

regular ??

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

rainbow!! i have to by gay law

what shirt are you wearing?

my brother’s military squadron shirt he gave me

what is your phone background?

spirited away scenery

are you outgoing or shy?

probably in the middle? i don’t put myself out there but i approach people who look lonely

do you like it when people play with your hair?

yes omfg

do you like your neighbors?

they’re old they’re okay

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

i used to in the shower but i ran out akdfjasdk

have you ever been high?

yeah

have you ever been drunk?

nope

last thing you ate?

ramen lmao

favorite lyrics right now

hmm idk i haven’t really been listening to lyrics a lot

summer or winter?

summer !

day or night?

night~

dark, milk, or white chocolate?

dark def

favorite month?

may

what is your zodiac sign

aries

who was the last person you cried in front of?

my therapist prob

cat this took me too long thank u (i’m procrastinating)

#amant-lesbienne #ask #akdfjask thank you!!!!!

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twopoppies · 7 years

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what makes larry so different for you, doesnt zarry and lilo and all the other ships have matching tattoos and sexual tension as well im very new like i found this fandom last week and i havent made a lot of research but id like to know :)

Oh wow. What a time to enter the fandom! Welcome. Yeah, it’s a HUGE amount of information to absorb and then process. Look, you can’t take my word (or anyone else’s, for that matter) on why one might be more real than another, but I’ll give you my thoughts and then give you a bunch of links to hopefully help you make up your own mind about what you believe. Sound OK?

I’ll put it under the cut because it got quite long.

Let’s start with tattoos.

Louis & Zayn both have Bus 1 tattoos.

They’ve explained that tattoo as being a reference to the tour bus they both spent a lot of time on. All the boys (barring Niall who has no tattoos) each have a screw on their ankle.

I’m not a huge Ziam stan so I don’t know about their matching tattoos, but I’d check in with @sexatoxbridge or @mellygrant because both would know WAY more than me about that ship/relationship. I’m super familiar with Harry and Louis’ tattoos, but much less so when it comes to Zayn & Liam I know some people think Harry & Zayn have matching Pink Floyd tattoos.

This is Harry’s

This is Zayn’s

They’re similar, yes. But I don’t know if they match. And I haven’t heard any stories about a deeper meaning behind either of these tattoos. There’s been speculation about Harry’s possibly being an LGBT triangle and the light refracting through it being a rainbow, but that’s just a theory. And yes, Zayn has a skull tattoo and so do both Louis and Harry, but they don’t seem to go together to me.

The thing about Harry and Louis’ tattoos isn’t that they match, it’s that a lot of them correspond. And very often there’s a significant event or time frame involved that makes the fandom feel that they connect. Which is why even if the other boys have a matching tattoo or two, Harry and Louis have MANY sets of corresponding tattoos and that’s just too much coincidence to be coincidence in my opinion.

Here’s a tattoo timeline master post for Harry and Louis’ tattoos that can help you see what I’m talking about. As far as I know, it hasn’t been updated with Harry’s newest tattoos: the bee, the “R”, “Jackson” and “Arlo”. There are a lot of reasons to believe the bee is connected to Louis and to babygate.

Sexual Tension

So, I do think there was definitely some sexual chemistry between Zayn and Liam - particularly in the early years. There are some videos of them where it’d be hard to explain what the heck was going on if you didn’t think there was some attraction between them. Like I said, I’m not deep into Ziam because I just don’t have the mental energy to devote, but I do think there was something real going on there. Whether it still is going on, I wouldn’t know, but there are definitely people in this fandom who can give a good rundown.

As for the rest of the “ships”, I just don’t see sexual chemistry there at all. I think Harry is often very flirty and physical with everyone, everyone was a bit in love with Louis in the beginning (and he definitely is someone whose attention all the boys seem to want all the time), all 5 of the boys are exceptionally physical and affectionate with each other - some of which was, I believe, to take the heat off of Harry and Louis’ naturally affectionate behavior towards each other, but some of it is just how they all are with each other. Liam was perhaps the least like this at first, but he didn’t stand a chance. LOL.

When I look at how Harry and Louis react to each other’s presence, how they respond to each other - both physically and verbally, when I look at the lyrics of the songs each of them have written over the years, when I watch videos of them in interviews and performances, when I think about their corresponding travel schedules - all of it points to a real, committed, romantic, long term relationship. Not just a “ship”.

Here’s a really good collection of links to help you dig into “Larry” and here’s a great “Larry Primer”. Some of the links may be redundant, but if you can actually go through the bulk of these I think you should have a pretty good comprehension of the background. If you have time to watch any of @freddiesmyqueen‘s videos on YouTube, that’s a fast road down the Larry rabbit hole.

There are tons of people in the fandom who may disagree with my thoughts, but that’s cool. You should absolutely do your own research and your own thinking and decide for yourself what’s real and what’s not. I don’t always 100% agree with everything Larries theorize, but the bottom line is that I do believe those two boys are in love.

I’m not sure if this fully answers your question, but it’s one of those things that’s really hard to sum up in a blog post.

#mine #master post #larry tattoos #ziam

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die-a-betic · 7 years

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Thank @eyesforguyswithcurlyfries for tagging me.

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Definitely

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? I guess?

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? When i got back from barcelona. 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? allllll the time. 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Who doesn’t want to be in my place? ;) 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Yeah, father and son from the GOTG soundtrack. 7. What exactly are you wearing right now? New top with shorts and socks. Its 3am why am i still wearing yesterdays clothes. 8. How often do you listen to music? on the way to and from work and sometimes at work, also when walking. 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? jeans 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013? 2018? I dont think dramatically. 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? Very social. 12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? Yeah, I was their first kiss accidentally oops @lxvedlikethis 13. What about ‘R’? Yea boi 14. Can you drive a stick shift? getting there! 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? Depends who they are. 16. Are you going out of town soon? Out of my town? Im going to Harrogate and York at the end of the month if that counts? 17. When was the last time you cried? Last week i think? 18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? Every day. 19. If you could change your eye color, would you? Nah 20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? I dont think so? 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. Felt pretty ill today 22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Not really. 23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? Nope just my shitty pal Callum 24. What are you sitting on right now? Desk chair. 25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? Mairona. 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yea boiiii 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? Mairona or my Mum? 28. Do you get a lot of colds? Not really? 29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? Mango Barcelona :) 30. Does anyone hate you? Nah 31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? Probably? 32. Do you like watching scary movies? Yesss 33. Do you want your tongue pierced? Definitely not. 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 2014 35. Did you have a dream last night? Yep 36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Few hours ago. 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Possibly 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Yea boiii 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Everybody is asleep.

40. Did you have a good day yesterday? Wasnt too bad, really good weather and back to work and time there went quickly 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? Yea boiii 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? Yes 43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yeaaaa 44. What’s the best part about school? The people. 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? Yeah 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? I pass sticky notes to my workmates. 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? Try not to but sometimes things stick. 48. Were you single over the last summer? Nah :))))))))) 49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Absolutely not. My friends, situation and relationships with family have completely changed, my outlook on life has changed and my ambitions and plans have completely changed. All for the better, thanks to M. 50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? Sleeping. (This line sums up my life) 51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? Definitely. 52. Are you nice to everyone? Most people. 53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes lol 54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Definitely. 55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? Not on purpose. 56. Do you think you like someone? Indeed. 57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Yeahhhh 58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Basically equal at this point. 59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? A few 60. Do you hate anyone? One person but im trying desperately not to because i shouldnt. and maybe hitler? 61. How’s your heart? Fantastic and owned. 62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? 3 things. 63. Have you ever cried over a guy? Sort of? 64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? Finlay Lowes or Callum, in his sleep. 65. Are your toenails painted pink? Noooooo dont like nail paint, anything but nail paint, nail me to a wall before you paint my nails. Im fine with makeup or anything, just not nailpaint. 66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? Nope. 67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? Is this aimed at girls? My girlfriend likes the intimacy and openness. 68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? Yes! My button ripped off my jeans once at an acting class and my jeans kept falling down and i full on had to hold them up. 69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? Mother. 70. How do you look right now? not ma best - Tired and snotty. 71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? Yeah, M. 72. Can you commit to one person? Completely. 73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Yes, unless i forget. 74. Have you ever felt replaced? Yeah. Dont leave school unless you’re prepared for this 75. Did you wake up cranky? Not cranky but ill so sort of? 76. Are you a jealous person? Can be. 77. Are relationships ever worth it? The most rewarding thing I have ever had. 78. Anyone you’re giving up on? Not giving up. 79. Currently wanting to see anyone? YES 80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Probs should do some work. 81. Last person you cried in front of? M 82. Is there someone you will never forget? Dr Bruce, Mairona, Callum, I hope all of my friends but thats not likely. 83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? Yeahhh 84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? Probably dancing or watching her dance or watching shitty tv or having sex or sleeping. 85. Are you over your past? Yes 86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? Yes 87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? yes unless i forget. 88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? No need to apologise. 89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? Yes 90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Nah 91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? Im sure. 92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? Haha yeah 93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? Mightve? 94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? Yeah, was a rough patch I think 95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? Yes and I still am 96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? The most gorgeous and perfect girl in the world. 97. Who do you have texts from? many people ? Mairona, Mum, Dad and the group chats. 98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? :( 99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yep 100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? Nobodyyyy 101. Ever kissed under fireworks? I think so actually @eyesforguyswithcurlyfries when we had them in your garden? 102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies? Yep

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samanthasroberts · 5 years

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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Confessions Of A Mid-20’s Drama Queen

Welcome back to another week where I sit through my own personal hell, aka , and try not to put myself into an alcohol-induced coma. And shoutout to all the keyboard warriors who love to type shit in the commentsyall take this show way too seriously.

We start with Mona and Emily discussing Charlotte, who apparently stood Mona up the night of the murder. What kind of loser gets stood up by another chick at a shitty diner?

Emily is like and Monas like, uh no? I feel like thats pretty much the only answer you can give at that point. Emily figures that Mona changed her mind in the trial so that Charlotte would be out of jail and Mona could get to her, which is like real far-fetched.

Mona is like and OKAY thats a line straight out of .

Chris Hanson: Did you know that this was a 13 year old girl? Mona: I, uh, just came to talk to her.

Monas like *what would you do if your son was at home, cryin all alone on the bedroom floor.* and Ems like Monas like, well even if I wanted to kill her, she fucking stood me up so yeah. Of course, this whole conversation is overheard by A.

Aria is like,lets tell the police it wasnt me at the diner! Arias really seen some shit lately. She got burnt and questioned by the police. All Hannas had done to her is getting shitty room service food with a cryptic note. Spencer is like,

Lucas is back. Goddammit. Anyways, he overhears Hanna talking to weird ass Jordan on the phone, and is like Hannas like, Where are you gonna seat him Han? No one wants to sit next to the virginal weird kid from high school. You cant just mix the band geeks with the Plastics, thats not how this works.

Besides, there is this scenario:

Priest: Speak now or forever hold your pe- Lucas: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hanna is like, . Wear those ties Lucas, you look like a second place winner at a science fair. He tells Hanna that hes thinking of buying some factory and giving Rosewood a second chance. LOL rookie mistake.

Ali and Snaggletooth are being sexually aggressive in some shit bed and breakfast somewhere in bumfuck nowhere, East Coast. The Ali from Season 3 would have been honeymooning in fucking Paris rn. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Speaking of falling, Ali trips on her skanky heel and takes a tumble down the stairs, effectively knocking herself out. OKAY, did I not set that up just perfectly?

Alis in the hospital with a concussion, and Snaggle is like, you need to stay in the hospital. Shes like and its like, because thats how injuries work dumbass. The manager of the shit hotel is like and its like duh you know that shit is tampered with.

Ali: I was really happy before I fell, maybe this is my karma Snaggle: Thats not how the Universe works

ARE YOU SURE? Because pretty sure its an established fact that what goes up, must come down. Also, Ali its not karma, you just clearly dont know how to put one foot in front of the other and walk like a normal fucking human.

Snaggle is like, its an accident and he would know all about those, since his face looks like it was a victim of a tragic lawn mower accident. Ali decides to text her friends a selfie of her in the hospital, because concussion photoshoots, so hot right now.

All the Liars are like . They have 3 days to give up the murderer, because A is a psycho. All the girls are shit talking Mona and Hanna comes to her defense, because Hanna is like, such a good friend.

Aria and Ezra are getting ready to go to a dinner with their boss and Ezras talking about how he doesnt like the book ending or some shit. Arias like and that shit is about to go from an Ernest Hemingway to a really quick with Ezras freaky self.

Hanna goes to visit Ali in the hospital and Ali tells her she is going back to Rosewood when she can gtfo of this hospital. Ali has flowers all over the room, because apparently people like her, wtf?, and Ali says that they are all from Snaggle.

Of course, Hanna is looking at all the flowers and sees a very creepy card that has pictures of a staircase, and all of them on it. Either Snaggle is one fucked up dude, or A is just like, really a dick. Honestly, probs both. Obvi, Hanna steals the card.

Emily facetimes Spencer a video of Mona and Sara Harveys body guard dude chatting it up. Weve all seen , Im expecting some bodyguard three-way action ASAP. Also, how did Emily even remember that body guard? I watch this show every fucking week and make it a point to write down every flaw they have, and even I didnt remember this. Wow, I need to get it together.

Also, them talking looks like any relationship I have ever had: Mona talking shit and the dude sitting there looking awkward. Spencer and Emily follow the bodyguard when he leaves.

Back to Snaggle and Hans. Hanna is like, And Snaggle is like, Im sure you said the same thing about that B and B, you human chipmunk. Hes like and its like cough, cough, lesbianssssss.

Spencer and Emily follow the bodyguard and act like idiots on crack and pretend to hit the bodyguards car. Hes like uhhhh no its fine, and Spencer somehow manages to get information on the papers he is holding. I have seen better body guarding by the fucking preteens in Project X. Seriously who is this dude?

Spencer learns that the documents our shit security guard has are blueprints to Radley, because of fucking course. Do they just hand out blueprints willy nilly in this town? God I hate myself every time I watch this stupid fucking show.

Aria is reading Ezras newest chapter and it flashes back to a conversation with Ezra and Nicole. Ezra is begging Nicole to come with him, but shes like

Anyways, Ezra goes to his typical EZRA MAD, EZRA SMASH mode and basically yells at her and leaves fucking pissed off. And yeah, thats the last time he saw his girlfriend. One girlfriend you took advantage of when she was a teenager, the other you let get kidnapped by terrorists. Let that soak in.

Hes like , and Arias like,

Emily follows the bodyguard to a fucking ice cream truck? Wtf? And hes just casually sitting there, licking a Drumstick, when Sara Harvey drives up and gets something from him. Wait a second, she cant text and grip shit because of her hands, but she can drive? The streets of Rosewood are not safe. Maybe she was the girl who tried to run over Emily at the diner. She wasnt really trying to run her over, she was just making a very sloppy three point turn.

Hanna shows Caleb the staircase card. Caleb is like why did you come to me? And Hanna is like They decide to call As bluff, because that plan has worked every time before.

Spencer is on the phone with Emily, when she is greeted by her boyfriend and his ex. What a time to be alive. They act super weird, and then Hanna makes up some bullshit story about how she killed Charlotte. She starts crying to Spencer and Spencer is like YOOOOO THIS IS HEAVY SHIT.

Then Hannas like PSYCH and tells Caleb Well thats the stupidest shit Ive ever heard. Caleb is like and its like NO WTF HANNA DOESNT KNOW JACK SHIT. LITERALLY ANYTHING AT ALL. NOTHING. SHE KNOWS NOTHING. Why doesnt anyone understand this?

Aria and Ezra are at dinner with the editor and shes like, l Arias like and Ezra is like NAH I GOT U FAM, Ill have it to you by next week. Ezras that dick in every college class who votes against the deadline extension. There is a special place in hell for you.

Hanna and Caleb are pleading their case to Emily and Emilys like And for once, I agree with her. Spencer backs up Caleb and Hanna and is like, *under her breath* . This sounds like every parental argument.

Emily/Dad: We cant support our daughter moving in with her boyfriend Spencer/Mom: We need to support her, because if we dont shell work against us. And I want grandbabies!

Hanna is like and grabs Calebs hand very lovingly. Spencers like and its all v awkward. Spencer does what I would 100% do in this situationmake snarky jealous comments and guzzle a shit ton of red wine. I am Spencer, we are all Spencer (without the bangs, obviously.)

Emily also suggests they visit Ye Old Lizard King Toby and let him know about this whole shindig. Again, this idea never works out.

The editor lady tells her that Liam isnt on the team anymore and Aria is like, uhhhh okay. So I guess that relationship is pretty much dead. Good talk.

Spencer flashes back to a night with Caleb in Europe, talking about art and his foster homes or some shit. Yawn. For once, Spencer actually looks good in a nice dress. You did okay PLL wardrobe, dont get too excited over your one time you didnt fail.

Its a pretty pointless flashback, except it shows major sexual tension between Spencer and Caleb in Europe, which is like right after they both broke up with their significant others. See, I told you it was pointless?

Caleb goes to drop Hanna off at Lucas place and he asks Caleb on a very awkward man date. Below are the actual quotes:

Lucas: Do you lunch? Caleb: Uh, yeah I lunch. Lucas: Lets lunch!

A whole portion of dialogue that could have been summed up to we should get lunch sometime. Fuck yourself, Freeform.

Lucas shows Hanna the factory he wants to build and is like Shes like If she even THINKS her shit is going to be better than Clothes Over Bros, shes straight trippin. Lucas is like Bitches love companies.

Okay my high school friends will barely buy me a beer, let alone give me a fucking factory.

Ali has a dream of some kind and sees her mom, dressed in a fugly green top and with some bushy ass hair. I know they have leave-in conditioner in heaven, you lazy bitch. She tells Ali that Snaggle will take care of her and that she loves her, yadda yadda. For a loving mother, she also looks like she lowkey wants to strangle the shit out of Ali.

Mona and Sara meet up, the two sketchiest bitches on the block. Sara looks like Miley Cyrus if she ate herself and took makeup inspiration from a raccoon. Seriously there is like 6 pounds of eyeliner on this bitch.

Mona is like and Sara is like Sara is like, . Oh stfu Sara. You look like a balloon shaped like Nick Carter and your only friend is a dude who eats ice cream on a street corner like a fucking poverty stricken 6-year-old.

Ezra and Aria are having tea like a bunch of pussies and Aria drops the A bomb on him. She goes from 0 to 100 real quick and is like I HAVE TO END THIS.

Back to Ali and Snaggle. Lucky us. Ali tells Snaggle to go to his conference in Chicago and that when he gets back theyll resume their daily programing of boning each other (what a fucking gross mental picture.)

Caleb and Hanna present their shit idea to the group, who all agreeits a shit idea. Caleb is like . Hes getting awfully close to Hanna and Spencer looks like she is about to cut a bitch.

Caleb: This isnt a cheer-ocracy Spencer: Youre being a real cheer-tator, Caleb!

The plan starts by Hanna sending a message to A saying leave my friends alone and then a Carly Rae Jepsen-esqe version of Call Me comes on, while the binary code of her text shows up on the screen. A gets the text of that dumbass admitting to murder. Its about to go down.

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Source: http://allofbeer.com/pretty-little-liars-recap-confessions-of-a-mid-20s-drama-queen/

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