THE GENDER FLUID WAS ALWAYS HOT CHOCOLATE THE WHOLE TIME !!!!

When you look at a butch and just KNOW they would make a good scratching post.

the look on the TSA lady’s face when she saw the number of dicks in my backpack on the bag scanner: priceless. she made direct eye contact with me and i did not look away

While this discontinued BrBa hat from 2013 was already in my collection, I recently found an event that Aaron Paul was signing at and had it sent out to be autographed by Jesse Pinkman himself!

Straight out of the ABQ comes this (SIGNED) snapback baseball cap from Breaking Bad. Featuring “Science, bitch.” embroidered on the front with the show’s logo alongside a laboratory flask, and a methylamine molecule embroidered on the underside of the brim, every jibbhead from here to Timbuktu is going to want to wear it. 🧢

I can't believe that Hazbin Hotel invented, the Gruff down-on-his-luck Alcoholic rescues the sex worker from a life of abuse from their pimp and living off the streets but for Gay People.

hold on

im cookin rn

I’ve gotten into making stupid self-indulgent dead by daylight fanart.

The funniest (and most wild) thing for Anthony to do would be to just not bring Taylor back as a demon. Like he’s dead?? Usually when people die they don’t have a family reunion in hell?? Idk he just didn’t turn up. Maybe he went to some other afterlife or something. And we start the next episode with my name is Freddy Wong and I play Jonathan Smith. Yeah that’s right Taylor Swift is no more and I return as the dynamic dead janitor… FROM HELL.

And we just all sit there, mouths hanging open.

They mention Taylor every now and then, but he didn’t reappear until literally the last moment where all hope is lost and it’s revealed that Taylor’s body was a homunculus all along and he is back to save the day, and of course, get his anime protagonist ending.

16 points (tied for first)

9 assists (tied for first)

+/- 9 (tied for first)

1.07 points per game (tied for first)

IT'S NIFFTY WEEK BITCHES

Hot girls sleep with UGLY DOLLS

Yeah b*tch, candles! StrangeWicks is back at it again with “The Cap’n,” an 8oz candle with notes of pear blended with mid notes of apricot, nectarine and jasmine; cushioned by a base of vetiver, patchouli and vanilla. 🕯️

It’s great for covering up the smell of your most recent cook too, just ask Pinkman!

the fucking sad ass Willie Nelson song at the end of brokeback mountain got me bawling

Well damn