Pro tip #1

Need someone to vent about but all your families are dicks and wont listen to shit you say?

Just say you dont believe in jesus no more! They will come running to you!

your human charlie just gave me an actual neuron activation oh my god its amazing

for sure dude i completely agree. god bless zach hadel i dedicate this song to you my glorious king

Pretty sure you have fan girls here despite not being a professional footballer tho…

omg

really????

it's like when dog's name is uterus and woman is uterus owner

Akjxksjxkcjdjxk this is too funny yeah literally we don't *own* it it's simply a part of our body...??? They don't do this to other organs it's always gentials and reproductive systems especially women's........ It's weird to describe it as some detachable object...... also YOU SHOULD POST IT ON UR BLOG SO OTHER PEOPLE CAN REBLOG FROM U!!!! I feel like i'm stealing this 😭😭😭😭

executive dysfunction has been kicking my as hard for the past few years oh my god will it stop I can't

Man. My bladder needs to get full so I can get up and go to bed.

i’m sorry if this is an annoying ask bc i’ve seem a lot of shy!readers on here…but can we get… ehm ehm.. shy femreader with graves?! AH i’m sorry lolz i need him actually

ofc!! don’t think it’s annoying baby💞💞

fem reader

he loves how ‘submissive’ you are—in a sense, he likes how shy you are!! and embraces it!! philip helps you come to terms with your meekness, you’re out in public?? don’t worry, don’t gotta talk or nothin’, just be pretty! be you, don’t change cause he wants ya’ to talk.

graves is a confident man, obviously, cocky and not afraid of anything—you? you’re timid, you’re hanging to his side as he walks around the mall, letting you whisper into his shoulder softly; his hand gently kneading at your hip.

‘ya’wanna get anything, sugar?’

‘no..’

‘ah, m’still gon’ get you something, yeah?’

although he likes your shyness, he doesn’t hesitate to get you out of your comfort zone—he makes you talk in stores when you’re confident enough, he lets you speak for yourself at small gatherings and conversations, he knows you’re a big girl.

total himbo for you, your shy but he’s head over heels—dumb and at your order and command; lapdog!!

doesn’t let anyone say anything even slightly antagonistic , their head will be on a spike

you hate when he kisses your neck in public with his hands groping your ass, just after coming out of the bar, pressed against the bustling bars alley wall—nipping at your neck! he knows ur embarrassed:(( it’s okay!! let him help you embrace your voice, baby, don’t be shy to be loud when he’s scissoring his long fingers in your tight cunt!!

he has a huge thing for listening to ur sounds, he knows your shy, everyone does. so let him bring your real voice out, let him make you scream bloody murder while he slams you along his thick cock, don’t be afraid t’be loud, honey!

huge thing for exhibitionism, let him fuck you in bathroom stalls while you’re both at a party, let him make you speak up and beg for more!! speak up, what did you say?

‘ya’ won’t get what you want till yask’ nicely, pretty girl.’

‘ppphhhillll—cummin-cumming!’

love him kkdkdkdfkdssk

AHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHH

AU idea where Shen Jiu was told (by his former shizun) to spy on TLJ for a while as they get enough information on their own about what TLJis capable of. Maybe they dont trust Su Xiyan's or more specifically the Palace master's own work of spying the demon lord that just in case they sent him out to study the man and wohoho he accidentally gets found by TLJ who is also interested in the guy. Shen Jiu trying to keep up appearances humors him and also tries to bond a bit like what Su Xiyan did(the demon likes literature and boi is Shen Jiu full of it). Of course its only for a brief moment, both alrrady knowing full well how dangerous they are to each other before the four peaks (with Shen Jiu affirming or not some of his weaknesses) decide to battle him.

And since Su Xiyan is nowhere to be seen, they decide the newpeak lord Shen Qingqiu should be up to the yask to look after the cell in case he escapes. During that time Shen Jiu had talked and "bonded" a bit with TLJ, he picked up a lot more things than just his weaknesses or strenghts. That he was worried of Su Xiyan (TLJ thought SJ might tell him some details of her but he said nothing) and that he wished to at least see her one time. Shen Qingqiu of coursed asked him about it once the boy was imprisoned but he said nothing of the sort. And it bugged him the wrong way bc something felt amiss. Rrying to find information of Su Xiyan was also midly infuriating because the Palace master seeemd to have hidden it with a lot of thought.

It is not until some time later (kinda like a few days after the siege) when he slowly puts all the pieces together and thinks that Su Xiyan might be hidding a secret child that he must need to destroy right away. Of course he cant go telling this because it will meant the Palace Master has known he was spying inside the walls of his peak and thus create a feud with the two peaks. And also because he doesnt want to bring more fear into the new peak lords who were just starting to manage the things back together. Therefore Shen Qingqiu went out on secret missions to find some trace of Su Xiyan for ages, while talking to TLJ, who after some time in isolation had twistedly become hateful and also in love with Shen Qingqiu (in a way it was like Su Xiyan but he had never hid it well in the first place, they both knew each other, and Shen had no reason to lie to him or get close to him after his imprisonment, yet he did, which is what fucks with TLJ's mind so badly). Shen Qingqiu had also weirdly started to grow affecrion for the demon, he even laughed at himself about it, because in the end it was the one person he could be so crudely rude and truthful to the point where he ended up telling him the fact that he might have a son out there that shen is trying to find.

And kill.

When Zhuzhi lang hears upon this in one of his secret meetings to TLJ, the latter doesnt care, whenever or not he has a son he thinks Su Xiyan would have killed it. And yet some part of him hopes that 'the woman who has supposexly dissapeared from the cultivation world with a possible demon child in her hands' means something. As the years go by he does feel a bit uneasy at how calm and set Shen Qingqiu is on taking the life of his child. But at the same time he expected that from humans. So he gives in to the pessimistic idea that his son, which he will never see, will die, and the only thing he lies to Shen Qingqiu about is how much it hurts him to accept that fate.

Shen Qingqiu one day comes with news that he has found the child, its been years, more than a decade. Actually 13 years, he assures the demon emperor. 13 long years of trying to scout through the reaches of the earth and funnily enough, as if faith herself was laughing in their face, Luo Binghe appeared. TLJ has no idea who the fuck that is but he pieces two and two together when he sees Shen Qingqiu smile through his anger for the first time. (And god was it creepy). He cant kill the boy now, Shen Qingqiu tells him that he had gone up close to see Binghe because he looked so mucht to his father, that it ended up being percieved as though Shen Qingqiu was picking out of everyone there, and if he said he didnt want to take that boy as a disciple or if he did and got killed immedeatly afterwards then all eyes would of course be centered on him.

Im not going to loose my reputation for such a petty thing.

So he said, and added on that he will try his best to kill the child. Which TLJ has already heard so many times that, as the days go by, he is surprised when Shen Qingqiu comes each time having failed on that mission for almost a year. He is annoyed, he berates Tianlang Jun for having such a strong boy. And TLJ takes it as a compliment, a bit eager to hear more about this Binghe that is going to dye Shen qingqiu's hairs gray sooner than he. He asks Zhuzhi lang to keep some eye out on the kid just so that he doesnt end up too critically injured or else the fun of watching Shen Qingqiu act like a spiteful wife witghting with a concubine would be gone... and with it SQQ might leave him from visiting as well.

And then, Shen Qingqiu one day just lost interest over it. He was spiteful to the core but now he seems, a bit tired. So he starts teaching the kid normally. Shen Qingqiu decides to just let the kid grow to be more of an intellectual than a fighter. And TLJ wonders if its becuase someone has struck Shen Qingqiu's rotten tiny cold heart. Which SQQ quickly negates it, while hidding full well that he cant bring himself to hurt someone that looks so much like the only human— no, demon, that has been able to befirend in so long.

He hates that, he hates that the only person that never left him is a crude demon stuck in a mountain, that the girl he raised as hiw own daughter is saddened by his actions towards Binghe. That stupidly enough that child STILL believes in him despite all the things he does. All those things bite him subconciously until he just decides to let faith run its course as Binghe becomes more and more unstoppable and there is mothing SQQ can do.

When SQQ pushes Binghe to the endless abbyss, he half expects for the kid to be saved by some god that has loved him amd saved his ass for so long. Adn he half expects for all his anger to dissipate and fade away, to relax from the future that might unfold as SQQ has finally killed the demon child that would have destroyed his future a long time ago.

But instead of happiness he only feels some tears fall down his face, the memories od the time he enclosed TLJ running through him. Fear encompassing his whole body as he lays wide awake at night, not knwoing how he will be able to confront Tianlang Jun when he hears that Luo Binghe, his son, is finally dead once and for all.

Weeks go by as he finally has the courage to step inside the mountain again and...

Tianlang jun's essence is gone.

He's escaped.

I loooove adhd i love not being able to perform basic yasks I love not being able to feel present in actual reality

And as a reward when you've done your robot task, 🤏🫴🤏🫴. (And yes, I *did* deliberately give you a "do something" task while you're a blissed out mess from all the other edging. Muahaha. ^_^) - 🪼

mmmmmnn thank you!

this wass my lqst taskk on the wueue, and slso the 13th task to dat so a mew recorf fot yasks on one day!!

i cannt grt onti desktip so icant copy in link ti list... but (13)

Thank you for the ask task! (13)

Wanted to post one of the best things The Click said

male jewish and gaelic forenames

Aakilari Abarmeron Achean Adendron Adion Admielin Adriall Adronan Ahellack Alaskeenn Alelam Alendar Alenzie Allachiv Allindan Altam Altoden Amick Amidruce Amill Amochar Amunce Anagan Aolton Araded Aramran Arazron Arbesmon Arclan Arclas Argesair Ariahudan Arieley Armant Armin Arnac Arnan Arnath Arous Arreath Arren Arrenhob Arryahu Athan Atron Aullindan Aulluf Avinbhan Avindece Aviss Azier Azioth Azroshad Bailaodan Balavi Ballellus Banah Bardous Barharan Barnir Baronac Baros Belevi Benchov Benjavihu Beron Beslial Blaibhay Blash Borquan Braedan Brair Bramik Brampben Brantgom Bredevy Brelan Brelinsin Breua Brichel Briel Bronlen Bruchawn Burdon Buriel Burph Caddya Cadochi Cadruce Cainley Calley Camal Caravry Carlaodh Carnin Carragnus Carre Catan Caulekziv Caull Channey Chovey Chran Cillai Cillan Cilley Cillig Clinchous Clydem Cobartan Colai Colasdan Collastan Conagh Conal Conandon Conang Conannir Connagald Connagan Conngan Contgom Cordiom Coren Cragal Craminhak Crawn Craya Creny Culey Dagan Dalpin Danady Danin Darber Darliah Darquig Dechariak Dechir Deman Denath Denne Deoim Deonne Derness Dochly Donce Dosaar Doseon Doseph Doswennan Dovan Dovaney Doveed Drellig Dreuvy Duain Durrad Eachran Eadran Eartamie Eashaig Efrai Efran Elenhoby Eliffe Elinhary Elistod Ellevedan Ellus Elvevi Eordon Euveen Euvev Evellum Evononord Ewalyder Ezarlael Ezekziva Ezelham Ezell Ezier Ezioram Ezrantim Fagar Farie Farlan Farquin Farre Fayaront Fealig Ferear Ferran Fiardonn Finnel Finstan Fiofel Fiomor Fisah Fischam Fishlus Foreenn Frodian Galan Galli Gedan Geliom Gider Giolas Giyahatan Glanne Glean Gomaedem Goradovan Gozan Grenn Gretai Grethovan Grett Hamelva Hanin Hekin Helan Hudin Hulan Hymagan Innie Ishalart Ishean Isroishul Itzal Itzhadott Itzurrael Jadan Jamid Jamus Jarmik Jarne Jesaiv Jeshemath Jessi Jichlus Jocam Johaya Johnagdan Joshar Joshum Josweney Joydery Kadocall Kamitan Karahuel Kearam Kedovan Keego Keerscoss Keevocaid Keevra Keidran Keitam Keleg Kelvel Kenanuel Keogavi Kerrie Kiellavin Kierean Kierrai Killanath Killion Kimonoaz Kinnandri Kohallan Kohay Kohnus Konoa Kovan Lacal Lachayan Lachi Lachlavih Ladan Ladream Lammy Lavinn Ledon Lessim Levihu Liasdan Lischean Lishan Lomonan Machel Machy Malliah Managh Maron Marren Marth Matavon Meirk Melan Meliak Melvey Merry Mesher Michoah Minchanus Monah Monahezel Monox Munce Munron Muran Murdi Murian Murivan Nahmurie Naind Nalel Naley Nallordir Nally Nathor Neenoahan Neshum Niane Ninem Nirsch Nisch Nivan Nonwan Nuelen Nushi Ofagan Orcamick Ordagh Oshan Padid Padongure Padonrob Padren Pesmon Pinbary Pinseand Prord Quhounce Rampben Redaitron Reshann Riahua Rinha Ristan Rodron Rogaliai Sainhas Samnoll Schastaca Scheir Scholm Scull Seagnus Seald Seanah Seand Seastewan Seonce Sephes Serrelagh Seshe Sesher Shalm Shamichi Shart Sheben Shekinn Sheliahes Sheredall Shezeeden Shmann Shomela Shuan Skeir Skenon Solan Soltanton Soltoda Soltom Stair Stodan Suladova Sulan Sulanan Sulie Tachalan Taintavid Tearquaiv Tenel Tevoch Tiallan Tinham Tionngus Todaya Todyairvi Tonan Tonoan Tovan Tyrob Tyroderor Tzcharn Tzchashur Tzhan Uiltan Uinan Uriltaliv Veven Walihu Yadocam Yahud Yairo Yanurd Yasked Yehuald Yessim Yishera Yissoddy Yissoltan Yitan Yitron Yitzur Yoabreeg Yoach Yonaichos Yoraz Yoreagan Yotaidem Yotan Zaran Zeectan Zeitan Zevishu Ziahulay Ziaren Zielly

GOD I LOVE YOUR SMILING FRIENDS ART. ITS SO OERFECT AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN A HUMANIZED VERSION OF PIM THAT DOESNT LOOK BALLS. BUT URS IS EVRYTHING ILOVE IT SO SO MUCH MWAH LOVE UR ART @!!!

thanks so much!! i really appreciate it :^)

i hope more people take after my design of pim... i mean that in nicest way possible. i think anyone who draws him as a pink-haired twink instead of a chubby adult man needs to be put on trial. and i am a long-haired charlie truther. you can pry that from my cold dead hands

here's some recent doodles>>

your support means the world to me! thank you!! ^_^

(and yes im going to be drawing maid dress charlie at some point... i think i have to)

hey yasmin, i just wanted to check in on how hannah is doing? she hasn’t posted any fics in a while and hasn’t been very active lately 💗 hope all is good!

hi anon, that's very sweet of you to check in!

she's good! she's just taking some time because she finished a bunch of essays/uni work so is just enjoying her free time!

she said thank you for checking in, she's still up for chatting on tumblr but she's just not posting much :)

Dang babygirl did me being taller than you nade you blush? *bites lip, falls down and breaks my back*

Ohhhh so we're doing this huh???

owo...?? *Stares at your lifeless body* h-hewwo nonnie-? *Blinks three times at a lack of response* omo... Nonnie... Wake up... Wakie wakie...! *Gently bites your tail to wake you up* *tears welling up in my eyes realizing you have passed away to another dimension smoking weed with dworkin* at weast you awe happy thewe... *bursts into tears, ears and tail down*

i’m actually having a mental . breakdown that’s why i’m sending so man yasks sory sorry

No no it's okay!! If you need/want to talk about it just let me know!!!!

(also it doesn't bother me at all lolz)