Batman’s first opening day!

BREAKING: the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox have been put in a "Freaky Friday type of situation" until they can learn to appreciate each other's perspectives.

sorry if this reads as a confession but i feel the need to say i am from the balkans and have no ties to massachusetts but i did spend my entire childhood OBSESSED with it and boston especially. because when i was very little i watched a yankees vs red sox game with my dad and the red sox were losing by a lot so i decided to root for them with no prior knowledge of anything related to them. and the red sox ended up winning that game AND i think the world series (it would seem the year was 2004) which i interpreted as my doing entirely. and from that moment on i passionately hated the yankees and loved the red sox and begged my mom to buy me anything with the word "boston" on it (i still have and wear a knockoff boston college hoodie from a local shop from like 2010). im normal now but new york yankees hats are now very popular here (for no reason!! the only people who know baseball are the 100 or so people in this country who play it!) and i still feel a pang of irritation whenever i see them. anyway thanks for this blog it takes me back to my massachusetts obsessed childhood 👍 go red sox etc

Official Confession of Massachusetts

i am grocery shopping with my mother, a woman who will put the baseball cards of her least favorite baseball team in the freezer to ensure that they have bad luck in big games. we discuss which horrific cartoon cereal box mascots would win in a fight. she shows me a trending twitter video of a man dressed as a giant pop tart dancing at a sport match

I log onto tumblr. people are claiming that white americans have no culture of their own

sorry for the INSANE tnmn posting

also i have a random headcanon that francis is a baseball kinda guy

stats are so dumb. is he hot. does he have an enormous ass. are his eyes kind. where are the stats that measure what really matters.

Supreme X New York Yankees leather jacket

@nomorereslums

I accidentally made the New York Yankee Donkey kinda hot. oh dear

BREAKING: a bi-curious hot dog vendor at Yankee Stadium has posted a Spotify link.

Longtime Yankees announcer Mel Allen switches from radio to television on May 11, 1956. He is calling the game between the Yanks and the Baltimore Orioles at the Stadium. Cameraman is Jim Woods. Baseball was originally broadcast on AM radio, but at this time major automakers were switching their advertising from radio to TV.

Photo: Robert Kradin for the AP

Ben Rortvedt

George Herman "Babe" Ruth, born on February 6, 1895