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Prompt No. 33

"Hey Roommate, have you seen--" Civilian absentmindedly opened the door of their roommate's room. They were greeted with the sight of a wide-eyed Villain halfway into changing out of his costume. "Oh, sorry. I'll ask later."

Just as Civilian was about to close the door again, Villain yelled.

"HUH?! WAIT WAIT WAIT, STOP!"

Civilian did just that, their hand still on the doorknob as they stared at their roommate with a slightly tilted head.

"You aren't surprised?"

"I'd love to say I already knew for cool points but I didn't. I was just expecting it."

Villain deeply furrowed his eyebrows, "What does that mean???"

Civilian raised a finger, "I once had Supervillain as my roommate, pretty cool guy. She gave me free food sometimes." They raised another finger, "Had a vampire roommate too, just as cool, tries his best to keep quiet at night." Another finger, "Had a werewolf roommate as well, too rowdy for me but they were great too." And another, "Had Superhero as a roommate before, not as cool as Supervillain, I still wonder to this day if she was ever able to confess to her."

Civilian thought for a bit before raising another finger, "Hmm... I think I had a demon roommate once but not sure bout it. Maybe, he made tasty sandwiches though."

Silence blanketed the room as all Villain could do was blink and stare.

"...How are you still alive...?"

"Probably poured all my life stats on luck and nothing else so I'm stuck with a minimum wage job at retail with zero fucks to give."

"Fair enough."

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