Atsushi, concerned: You know those things will kill you, right?
Chuuya, pouring another glass of vodka: That’s the point
Dazai, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process
Akutagawa: *Coughing in lung disease and bc of the cigarette smoke*
Ranpo, popping out of nowhere: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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gonna explode maurice w/ my mind. He's a lil shit but I love the goober sm
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yeah sex is great but have you ever drawn something technically tricky and outside of your comfort zone and then somehow you find yourself doing a Really Fucking Fantastic Job and you’re really really proud of what you’ve done and for good reason?
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never thought i would make a kenjaku fanart but oh well
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Enid: *whispers* "Wednesday, I'm starting to get a bit worried"
Wednesday: "Why?"
Enid: "something just doesn't seem right..."
*Suddenly hoods are thrown over Enid & Wednesday as they are kidnapped unknowingly from Bianca & Yoko's presence*
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me: how about...natori contracting some kind of youkai illness & matoba finding out about it & showing up to his set & natori dragging him off to his trailer bc it would be bad for his sparkly reputation to make the angry faces he feels coming on in front of his coworkers & matoba offering to help but in that smarmy condescending way that raises natori's hackles so he refuses but unfortunately he doesn't know how to cure it so matoba just keeps showing up every day & natori keeps carting him off to the trailer every time & being suuuuper cagey when people ask him who his visitor is & what if his coworkers get the wrong idea & matoba is fully aware of this & what if one day in the trailer natori reluctantly agrees to let matoba help him & matoba's like okay fine off with your shirt i gotta paint this spell circle on your bare chest & what if he's in the middle of doing that when they hear somebody opening the door to the trailer & obviously they don't want anyone to know what they're actually doing in there bc youkai-exorcist confidentiality so matoba's like no worries i got this & he KISSES NATORI omg classic kiss-as-misdirection trope & the person at the door is like whoops my b carry on gentlemen & after they've left natori is like wtf matoba????? & matoba's like well it's what they all thought we were doing anyway & your mouth was right there & it allowed me to cover the writing on your chest with my body & also you kiss people for a living so i figured it wouldn't be too complex for you & your part-time exorcist training to handle & natori recovers admirably quickly & is like WELL for your information that was a TERRIBLE kiss & no one is gonna buy that i professional makeout artist natori shuuichi would be swapping saliva with somebody on the reg without any of my considerable skill rubbing off on them & matoba's like so what do you propose we do about it & natori's like obviously i have to teach you how to kiss in case they come back -
the bedtime story fairy who thought this was gonna be an easy assignment: please just go to sleep im begging u have mercy ur brain cells are dying
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