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repulsiveliquidation · 4 months
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maybe you could do something with aitana where r wears rings and she likes to use them as fidgets
fidgets.
Aitana Bonmatí x Reader
done on my phone so not formatted.
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“It’s a three hour bus trip girls, settle in and have some rest!” Jonatan says to everyone, the team headed to their next game that was close to home.
“Bebita? Here good?” Aitana asks, pointing to two seats that were in the middle of the bus. You nod and put your bags away, slipping into the window seat that she saves for you.
She grins, patting the chair as you slump into the seat. You’re tired, the early call time really was not your thing.
You immediately slip into her side, looping an arm around hers to hold. She’s got three rings on her fingers; one on the middle, one on her pinky and one on her thumb.
You’re feeling fidgety but not really that sleepy so you subconsciously begin to play with them. You roll them over and pull them off her only to put them back. You spin them around and one of her rings has a little spinny thing that clicks. It’s in the shape of the sun, to represent her last name. (Iykyk the clip im talking about when she says “Aitana, Aitana good morning!”)
Mapi and Ingrid are sitting to your left and across grinning as they watch you and Aitana so engrossed in each other that the rest of the bus is drowned out.
It takes Mapi a while to get your attention, snapping her fingers in front of your face to snap you both out of your little bubble.
“What?” You snap, leaning off Aitana.
“Stop it, you’re annoying the whole bus,” Mapi says with a cheeky grin, pointing to your laced hands in Aitana’s lap.
You pull away blushing, mumbling a soft “Sorry,” before being pulled back into your girlfriend’s arms. She glares at Mapi, lacing your hands back together with your fingers on her rings.
“No, she won’t. Don’t stop, bebé. I like it,” she leans in and kisses you hard, harder than she ever has in front of the team. The whole bus is watching, most of the girls wolf whistling at you both while Mapi looks accomplished.
She pulls away with a huge grin, leaning back into her seat looking smug. You’re a blushing mess, biting your lip and wishing the floor would just swallow you up.
Your hand in her lap doesn’t seem bothered though, index finger and thumb still spinning the sun ring without a care in the world.
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carolineshairtie · 2 months
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ASK AWAY
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
03: Do you regret anything?
04: Are you insecure?
05: What is your relationship status?
06: How do you want to die?
07: What did you last eat?
08: Played any sports?
09: Do you bite your nails?
10: When was your last physical fight?
11: Do you like someone?
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
14: Do you miss someone?
15: Have any pets?
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
18: Are you scared of spiders?
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
26: What are you craving right now?
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
30: What’s irritating you right now?
31: Does somebody love you?
32: What is your favourite color?
33: Do you have trust issues?
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
51: Favourite food?
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
54: Is cheating ever okay?
55: Are you mean?
56: How many people have you fist fought?
57: Do you believe in true love?
58: Favourite weather?
59: Do you like the snow?
60: Do you wanna get married?
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
62: What makes you happy?
63: Would you change your name?
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
(I really hope someone actually asks something)
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russos-one · 4 months
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do you think Kyra is gonna be at loan to tottenham?
Shes been at Arsenal for 5 minutes no way she is already on loan but it is possible
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alessiasfreckles · 2 months
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Could you do kiss roulette number 33 with Alessia
soft and sweet - alessia russo x reader
kiss roulette 33: a kiss to a scar, birthmark, injury, or other marking
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sometimes, when alessia was in a particularly soft mood, she liked to take her time, trying to kiss every mark, every freckle, every scar on your body.
she‘d work her way up, starting at your calves. she would press a kiss to the few freckles you had there, then move to your knees, kissing the scars there. the first time she did it she brushed a finger over them, tracing their outlines.
“what are these from?” she asked, looking up at you.
“that one is from falling off my bike and scraping my knee, and the other one is from a bad tackle when i was playing on the school playground as a kid.” you explained.
she paused at the one from when you fell off a bike, which was pinker, fresher than the other. “when’s it from?”
“last year,” you admitted, blushing when she rolled her eyes fondly and kissed the scar gently.
she kept going up your thighs and your stomach, taking the time to trace the entirety of a large scar on your hip, making you shiver.
“what about this one?”
“oh, i fell out of a tree when i was 8. i was hanging from a branch by my legs and arms upside down and fell onto a rock.”
“ouch,” she murmured, and kissed it multiple times, working her way up until she’d kissed all of it.
your cheeks pinkened as she pressed more kisses to your torso, on little moles and freckles you had, especially when she got to the ones on your chest. she took her time, making sure to kiss each and every one, and you squirmed as she kissed the freckle on the edge of your nipple.
when she kissed the freckle on the curve where your neck met your shoulder, you hummed in pleasure. she made her way down each shoulder, stopping at each scar to kiss it gently.
“what’s this one from?” she asked after kissing a thicker scar on your forearm.
“i broke my arm when i was 10, they ended up doing surgery on it.”
“ouch,” she said, and kissed it again.
you started explaining the ones on the palm of your hand before she even asked, knowing, when she looked up at you, your palm in her hand, what she wanted to know.
“that one near the bottom is from when i tried skateboarding when i was like, 16. the board stopped moving but i didn’t, i scraped my hand when i fell. the one further up is from a surgery i had on my hand. i was very accident-prone as a child.”
“just as a child?” she asked, raising an eyebrow.
“i think you’ll find you’re the one with a reputation for being clumsy, not me,” you teased.
she chuckled and kissed the scars on your hand.
she did the same on your other arm, making sure to kiss any freckles there as well, and when she got to your hand you flipped it, so you were cradling her cheek.
“hey,” you said, making her look up at you. “don’t get me wrong, this is very sweet, but why are you doing this? i mean, i’m not complaining, i’m just curious.”
“because every part of you deserves to feel loved,” alessia said. “every scar, every freckle, all of you.”
you could have melted into a puddle there and then.
“i love you, lessi,” you told her, unable to put how you were feeling into any other words.
she kissed you on the lips, just once, softly. “i love you, y/n.”
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wileys-russo · 14 days
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Babe I just saw this TikTok and if you felt up for it and have nothing else to do maybe you can make a blurb about R or maybe a Player pranking their girlfriend by hiding in the jacket on the door or something lmao.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeu9tCRE/
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decided to go for ms Misa with this, a clown jump scare II m.rodriguez
this was it, you were finally going to get your revenge.
months, no years, of being the but of the joke, the victim of the countless pranks and the heart attacks from all the jump scares. all of your pathetic attempts to even the score and you were finally about to get a notch in your belt.
no more would you get the infuriating mock pout of sympathy and the pitiful kiss to your cheek or ruffle of your hair with the 'nice try amor, maybe next time.' as if you were just an amusing little source of entertainment.
you'd tried, no begged, for them to stop. though it seemed the more you did so or tried to get even it spurred the clowns on even further to mess with you.
you thought that when one of them had finally grown into her ears and you realised she was actually quite sweet and cute, you might have the protection one expects comes with a girlfriend as sometimes hot headed and passionate as misa.
but no, if anything once the two of you were officially together it only seemed even more of a green light for not just her but the rest of her little circus to continually mess with you.
you got a brief reprise when playing at club level together for real madrid, misa had less of her little playmates around then to spur her on and help with her antics.
but it was national camps where they really thrived, and you suffered at their hands.
it had gotten to the point you knew they kept score, noting down in a little blue book how many times each of them could scare you during camp, leaving you horribly on edge and double checking every corner and every room you walked into.
your other much more mature and level headed teammates took pity on you and attempted to provide aid, warning you ahead of time as best they could when they heard wind of potential set ups which you were immensely grateful for.
you'd originally had no plans of retaliation, instead taking on board irene's advice to just ignore them and as best you could give them no reaction to feed off of knowing that often spurred them on more than anything else.
mapi and leila used to be two of the worst, constantly jumping out from corners or hiding under your bed after swiping your key card with nimble fingers, relentlessly competitive with one another for who could gain more points for scaring you each camp.
then came jenni and virginia, upping things by adding in not only the jump scares but also ridiculously juvenile pranks that had a scowl near permanently etched into your brow the entire camp as you started to make it a routine to be constantly checking over your shoulder.
then it was misa and patri, patri who very easily picked up on your crush on the goalkeeper and her most trusted accomplice and unbeknownst to you tried her very best to use these little jump scares and pranks to force misa to recognize her own unrequited crush on you.
needless to say, it worked. but that did not mean you were no longer fair game.
and so after a morning filled with people jumping out at you from corners and cupboards and your own girlfriend even going as far as to hide herself under one of the canteen tables and grab your ankle when you least expected it causing you to scream and spill half your lunch down the front of you.
her laughter stopped the moment she pulled herself out from the table and saw the near murderous look on your face and the training top now soaked with a delightful mix of recovery shake and tandori chicken.
"no, stay. you leave the poor niña alone to go and change before gym!" alexia grabbed the back of your girlfriends top and yanked her down in her seat as you hurried out of the canteen, ona and aitana quickly following after you.
"its only a joke ale, relajarse." jenni chuckled, not at all phased by the witherly dry look thrown at her by the younger girl who kept a firm hold on the goalkeepers top who stared at the door which you'd exited after like a kicked puppy.
"to you. there are lines, and lunch should not be a time where she needs to fear you idiotas!" alexia rolled her eyes and let go of misa who sank into her chair with a huff, pushing her lunch tray away from her with a scowl.
assuring ona and tana that you were fine and sending them back down to lunch you quickly stripped and changed, wishing you had time for a shower but heading down to the gym knowing lunch was likely already finished.
as soon as you appeared your girlfriend was right by your side attempting to apologize and pull you into a hug. "its okay amor." you promised caressing her cheek as her face lit up. "really?" she asked eagerly.
"no! aléjate de mí." you quipped sharply, your elbow ramming into her stomach as she doubled over with a groan and a grunt and jenni nearly fell backwards off the weights bench clutching her stomach with laughter.
"cariño por favor!" misa called after you still with a groan as you flipped her off and paired up with ona who couldn't keep the grin off her face, alexia slapping your back proudly as she passed to go pair up with irene.
clearly sensing your distaste and simmering anger misa kept her distance though you could still feel her pouty expression and longing puppy dog eyes following after your every move despite that.
during a quick water break you felt a tap on your shoulder, turning around with a scowl expecting it to be your girlfriend but your face immediately softened seeing vicky stood there instead.
"off your phone during gym!" you laughed as she opened up tiktok and brushed you off with a shake of your head. "not for me, for you. look!" she held up her phone and you, and ona whose head popped up beside yours, watched a quick video.
"its cute." you chuckled, a little unsure why she was so intent on showing you as both vicky and ona gave you a strange look. "what?" you frowned back at them cluelessly.
"do it to misa, estúpido!" vicky rolled her eyes as ona hummed her agreement and you scoffed. "that? she will just laugh at me!" you protested as both girls disagreed. "maybe. but its also your best bet at scaring her back for once amiga, anything more...complicated, you could not pull off." ona chuckled honestly as vicky nodded eagerly.
"sí! so what have you got to lose?"
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so now this was it, you were finally going to get your revenge.
was it the grand super slam get backs of all get backs you wished you could pull on not only misa but also all of the girls who found endless amusement in picking on your easily frightened nature? no.
but it was still a notch in your belt and you'd take it.
you hurried off the very moment the session was called to a close, gone in a flash so fast your girlfriend barely saw the back of your head before she blinked and you'd dissapeared.
you knew she needed to sit with the physio for awhile to have her shoulder checked after taking an awkward fall this morning which gave you a small window of time to get ready.
now you'd be lying if you said you didn't feel somewhat ridiculous, your body curled up into itself as you heard her key click open the front door to her hotel room, likely having knocked on yours to find nobody answered.
you both had spare keys to one anothers rooms, but with light fingers you'd swiped yours from misa's bag so she couldn't access your room, and it was near certain she still thought you were mad at her and had refused to open your door for her.
which gratefully meant she would not be expecting you in her room let alone curled up in her jacket on the back of the wardrobe door.
you heard her huff and puff as she made her way about the room, and waited until you heard the squeak of her throwing herself down on her bed with a deep sigh.
you'd thought ahead and left your phone in your room, hearing her groan and mumbled to herself as she tried to call and text you but they went unread and unanswered.
if there was one thing about your girlfriend you knew to be true it was that she often got so caught up in her own head, needing a moment of silence to reflect and process what was going on which you knew to give her space for after hard losses, allowing her to come to you once she was ready.
so like now you heard the room go quiet, misa caught up in her own head and unknown to her, right where you needed her.
you counted to three and gently dropped down, your girlfriend too busy thinking to see your legs ever so carefully hit the floor as you silently slipped out of her jacket and turned, misa still not noticing you.
"hola amor!" you yelled as you leapt at her, launching onto the bed as the girl let out a blood curdling scream and fell right off of it landing on her ass as you collapsed into the mattress laughing.
"finally! finally i got you! i scared you!" you cheered happily bouncing up and down on the bed as the goalkeeper scowled up at you and crossed her arms.
"you got me once. grow up!" you squealed as she stood and pushed at your shoulder mid bounce almost sending you toppling off the bed before you caught yourself.
"yeah i did, and thats a win for me mi vida. put that in your stupid little blue book!" you teased with a grin so wide it almost split your face in half as the girl huffed and sat down on the bed, refusing to meet your eyes and glaring at the wall.
"mis, mi amor you are not allowed to be so pouty and moody after you have spent years terrorising me and i got you back once!" you warned, standing up and staring firmly down at her with your arms crossed.
"i do not terrorise you!" misa frowned as your eyebrows raised questioningly. "okay, maybe i could be a little nicer." the girl grumbled as you scoffed and your eyebrows raised even higher.
"vale vale! ven aquí sexy." the goalkeeper balled your shirt in her fists and tugged you down and on top of her, pout still lightly playing on her lips as she leaned up to press them to yours but you pulled away, sitting up as your legs straddled her hips.
"i'm not kissing you, not till you apologize for lunch which you seem to have forgotten about." you reminded as the girl winced and smiled sheepishly, hands tracing circles on your bare thighs.
"lo siento mucho, mucho, mucho. mi niña muy bonita!" misa apologised sincerely, sitting up herself and kissing all over your face as she repeated the words over and over.
"vale! but promise me, no more messing with me while we eat? that means lunch, breakfast, dinner, all of it." you warned sternly as the girl nodded and mumbled a promise against your lips as you finally let her kiss you properly for a moment.
pulling away you pushed at her chest as she laid back down and you curled into her, exhaling as you relaxed to the sound of her heartbeat, strong hands curved around your back holding you safely in her arms.
"...that still leaves me many many hours of the day to scare you anyway cariño."
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alexiapp · 4 months
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𝐕𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: mostly smut so minors DNI !!
𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Your fiancé decides you two should take a little vacation that let’s you two break lose.
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You and Alexia haven’t seen each other for a while, with you busy with work and her as well busy with football.
You were sat at home finishing any last work you had on your laptop, when you heard the front door slam.
You jumped, at the loudness of the door. It soon followed with the fridge opening and slamming shut.
You walked out the office to the kitchen, when you saw the blonde chugging water.
“Hey, baby your back already ?” You asked timidly.
“Yep” The hazel eyed woman said grumbling with a frown on her face.
You slowly walked towards her.
“Ale what’s going on ? Tell me babe” You said bring your hand to rub her back.
“I’m just so stressed, I just need a break i need to get away with you” She said looking at you, hearing the sadness in her tone.
“I would love to do that with you. I’ll do anything that can make you feel better love” You said to her, smiling at her with a loving gaze.
“Let’s go then” The hazel eyed woman said.
She grabbed both of your hands in her large palms and brought your hands to cup her face.
“W..what ?” You said with confusion.
“Let’s take a vacation, together, you and me.” She said trying to encourage you.
“But Alexia that means you missing out on-“ The older woman cut you off.
“I don’t care, i need a break with you. Let’s go to greece or Italy wherever you want to.” She said eagerly.
“I would love to go to Greece babe, I’ll call my job and call out” You said simply.
“Thank you, Thank you bonita” The hazel eyed woman said repeatedly bringing you into a messy kiss filled with excitement.
“Cmon ale we have phone calls to make and packing to do.”
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𝐅𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐜𝐞
You and Ale were sat outside a body of water resting and looking at the view.
Alexia slowly brought her large hands to your thigh, “You look stunning mi amor” She said in a cooing tone.
She brought her lips close to your earlobe kissing down your neck.
“Ale” You said in a pleading tone using your hands to push her chest out of the way.
“I can’t help it, you look to good” she said trying to chase a kiss from you.
“At least let us wait until we get back inside baby” You said in a giggly tone.
“Okay, well let’s go inside” She used her strength and picked you up.
To which you yelped in surprise at her strength.
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𝐅𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞
Alexia plopped you on the bed and slowly followed suit to crawling until her body was hovered over you.
“That bathing suit is driving me insane bonita. I hope you packed more” She said in a low tone.
She grabbed your face in her large hands, pulling you in for a teeth-classing kiss.
The blonde slowly brought her lips to your neck kissing you softly, and slowly. Your breathing quickened at each sudden action.
She finally reached your pulse making you moan loudly.
“Ale, por favor” You said with a pleading look on your face.
“Please, what bebe ?” She said with that stupid smirk on her face.
“Please, make me feel good” You said biting your bottom lip squirming, under her hold.
“As you wish” She said in a seductive expression. She brought her thumb and pointer finger to pull the strings of your bikini top with swiftness.
As she did so she continued to kiss your neck occasionally sucking and biting, that you knew for sure would leave marks.
You threw your head back moaning lightly. The older woman then slowly kissed down around your chest. She used one of her hands to need your breast in her hands. Making you melt like into her touch.
She popped one of your nipples in her mouth, licking and sucking.
“oh my god ale” You said throwing your head back in pleasure moaning loudly.
Her hazel eyes flicked up making eye contact with you.
She then kissed down your abdomen occasionally licking.
She lifted one of your legs over her shoulders and soon kneeled off the bed.
She slowly needed your thighs, massaging you.
She brought the tip of her nose to touch your slit making you groan wanting more contact.
The hazel eyed woman brought her tongue to your clit, licking lightly swirling her tongue around.
“Yeah, right there” You said sitting on your elbows bringing your hand to her head.
She licked a large strip of cunt and then began to suck, harshly.
“You’re doing so good Ale” You said between moans your breathing becoming unsteady as the pleasure increased.
The blonde brought her finger and pumped into you as she continued to lick.
“I’m so close Ale” You said whining trying to encourage her.
She continued to go fast You used your hips to grind to her face trying to chase your orgasm.
“I’m about to cum Ale” You said moaning, your face screwing in pleasure.
“Cum for me, amor” She said in a husky tone to which she continued to lick and pump her fingers through your orgasm
You soon released, Moaning a soft ‘Alexia’ and flopped down on the bed in a daze.
She slowly climbed up the foot of the bed looking at you.
She slowly brought the two fingers that had your slick on it and brought it in her mouth licking it clean. She popped her large fingers out of her mouth groaning at the taste of you.
“You taste amazing mi amor” she said chuckling lightly almost teasingly.
You reached up and grabbed her neck and pulled in a kiss, still hot and bothered.
“I wanna make you feel good to Ale” you said looking up in her eyes.
“You don’t have to bonita” she said pulling away.
“ I want to” you said with pleading eyed.
She gave you a light nod to which you flipped both of you over, moving on top.
You brought your fingers to her chest dragging your finger down to her abdomen, making her abs flex under your touch.
She looked at you with hooded eyes. You grabbed one of your fingers and licked with your saliva, your fingers hovering over her sex.
You then began to pump your fingers.
“Oh bebe” She said moaning in pleasure.
Which only encouraged you to move faster and bringing and second finger.
She threw her head back and bite her lip.
Groaning in her pleasure the blonde woman drew her eyes down, watching as you fucked her with your fingers, that actions alone bringing her close.
She brought her tattooed hand to your face and pulled you into a messy kiss, sucking your bottom lip and bringing it in between her teeth as she pulled away, reaching her high.
You brought your fingers that had her slick on it to her pillowed like lips and said “Suck” quietly.
To which she sucked on your fingers seductively, with blown out pupils.
You both collapsed on the bed.
The air filled with silence until The older woman spoke up and said
“Round Two?”.
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totaly-obsessed · 18 days
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what happened to that cute little koala fella the german wnt had? where did he go??
After our horrendous world cup he was probably burnt...
No all jokes aside - I don't know haha, but I miss him dearly! Waru was so so cute! But after the losses the German girls were criticized harshly, like expected, and many comments were talking shit about the crochet koala. Saying things like "should have focused on training instead of making that damn thing".
Because apparently, you aren't allowed to have fun and, when it comes to German men...
I miss him tho, so here is some Waru appreciation:
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meademalove · 4 months
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President of the Vivianne Miedema fan club 🐐❤️
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mysunshinetemptress · 2 months
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For a 20 year old, your spelling and grammar is terrible
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I don’t normally respond to these but I’ve gotten a few recently so I just thought I’d address it I promise I’ll delete it tomorrow
I have suffered with my spelling and grammar for as long as I can remember and normally I have someone read over my work but not this as it’s not something I fancy sharing with the people close to me. I have been made fun of my lack of spelling and grammar since I was a kid I’ve never been tested for dyslexia instead I’ve been told I’m just lazy but I know myself I’ve worked hard staying in a year ahead of what I should have been has been one of my greatest achievements and as well as one of the hardest things I’ve done too.
I started writing on Tumblr knowing my spelling and grammar wasn’t the best but still wanted to share the stories that I day dreamed about in my head. I have tried and obviously failed to get better at my spelling and grammar as well as edit my writing before I published it but recently I’ve been struggling with time.
I’m a third year university student in the toughest semester of my life with a part time job plus football training three times a week with a match most weekends, I come on here for a break, I write to escape for a few short hours but not everything I put out is perfect and not everything I put out people like and that’s fine.
I know there are some incredible writers who I follow and admire and wish I was that good but at the end of the day some how people still like my work for crying out loud I just hit 10,000 likes and just over 500 followers so I must be doing something right. Right?
I’ll be working on my spelling and grammar from here on in and promise to try and improve it but please be patient and please remember I am just a 20 year old girl doing this for fun it’s not my job it’s not what I’ll be doing for the rest of my life it’s something I enjoy doing in my spare time
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chelscait · 2 months
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You seen the news about Sam Kerr?
huh what news
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EXCUSE ME????
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repulsiveliquidation · 5 months
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I have gotten off to your smut fics so many times and I will continue to do so 👀🤤 better than porn 🤫
don't know about y'all but my mind can visualize the stories, makes it ten times better.
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hedghost · 1 month
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A Comprehensive Rating of all The New Nike Kits that Literally No One Asked Me For:
starting off strong with England:
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listen when i first saw this i was like hmm okay 😐, then i saw it on the players and i was like hmmm okayyyyy 💅💅
home is clean, classic - i like it. collar is a choice but i think it works, sleeves are nice, retro kits slay always - 8/10
controversial but purple as a colour in general sucks. however, i would barely call this away kit purple, the charcoal vibe is actually fucking sexy. it’s almost a grey kit, and a grey kit is almost a black kit, and i love black kits. love the pattern down the side, love the gold, my only reservation is that it looks like a training kit (specifically that ugly purple kit the lionesses had a few years ago) - 7.5/10
special shout-out to that eyesore of a goalie kit, i absolutely fucking love it
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now Portugal is a serving us a game of two halves:
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the home is… a kit. it’s nice, it’s clean, but it literally could not be less forgettable. it’s fine - 5/10
the away on the other hand - masterpiece. that pattern is actually gorgeous, colours are so cute, and it’s actually unique! love when kits have nods to culture/history- 10/10, stunning
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United States - yea girl give us nothing!
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listen the home is fine. but one word springs to mind and that word is boring. where’s the flavour? the flag collar saves it - 6/10
the away is absolutely vile i fucking hate that- 1/10
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France said how big can we possibly make our badge:
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again home is fine. it’s nothing special, it’s clean, it’s whatever, it’s a home kit. i’m bored. however both kits suffer from the ailment of that absolute fucking monster chicken. why is it so huge - 5/10
the away is nicer. pinstripe is nothing to write home about, but at least there’s a little something something going on. again, the chicken is hard to get past - 6.5/10
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Canada gave us the classics
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these are both nice kits. the home is proof that nike do know how to make plain kits that don’t look like they just stuck a badge on a primark t-shirt. simple done well - 8/10
again, the away is simple but effective. does look a bit like an exercise book, but that’s fine. sleek, classy, it’s a decent kit - 7/10
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Brazil proves once again that they know the meaning of cool:
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listen, when the colour scheme of your team is yellow and green, you just have to commit to garish. this kit is an eyesore in a good way. this is not a great picture of the pattern but let me tell you it’s gorgeous. i’m not sure about this weird collar though, it looks fine on some of these other kits but idk it’s just not doing it for me here - 8/10
again, this away pattern is hurting my eyes just looking at it, but i like it a lot. makes me wanna go to the beach. brazil knows who they are, and you will know about it. nice colour, bit of fun! more fun kits please! - 7.5/10
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just like it’s football team, Poland’s kits are pretty forgettable:
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yeah sorry poland i really don’t know what to tell you here, it’s just really fucking dull. the collar does look nice here, but other than that it’s really not saying much - 4/10
again, not much to say. this does have a bit of a cross stitch pattern which i quite like, but other than that it’s average. normally i like a centred badge but here it just looks like weird. think it’s too big. sorry poland - 5.5/10
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sorry Turkey, the only thing worse than boring, is being boring and ugly:
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this away shirt makes polands kit look like the sistine chapel. i can’t even comment because there is absolutely nothing going on - 3/10
and yet somehow… the home kit is worse. i will never be a fan of a block stripe across the chest. the centred badge might have worked if it didn’t have a circle around it. boring and ugly - 2/10
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meanwhile, South Korea blew it out the fucking water!
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now this is how you make a kit! take notes turkey! this home kit is literally beautiful. colour is stunning, pattern is gorgeous! 11/10 no notes
and it doesn’t stop there! black kits are stunning anyway, but this?! i adore it. so fun, so sleek. - 10/10
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The Netherlands just couldn’t really be arsed:
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i fucking hate this. orange kits done well are beautiful, and this is neither one of those things. at least the players will be up to code if they visit a construction site. the colour is quite literally named ‘safety orange’ - 2/10
the away kit is alright. i quite like it, the patterns decent. the colours are nice. it does look a bit like a bus seat though. - 5.5/10
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China took the stripped back approach :
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these aren’t my favourites, but they are nice. the home is classic, nothing fancy, but it’s smooth, it’s sleek, it’s smart. the sleeves are a nice touch - 6.5/10
the same goes for the away. not as nice as the red, but it’s cool. i like it. - 6/10
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Norway forgot which continent they’re from:
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now i’m aware the home kit is unpopular, but i actually like it. idk it’s something different, it’s a smart little pattern, centred badge looks good - i’m a fan. i like when countries incorporate their flags into their shirt. it is, however, the flag of thailand. - 7/10
this is a nice away kit. it’s giving fjords, it’s giving glaciers, it’s giving norway. reminds me of the adidas wwc kits, and we all know how nice those were. - 9/10
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Nigeria only knows how to serve cunt!
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this is nice. it’s giving me like early noughties vibes, with the font and the tick, and i’m a fan. i’ve never seen a bad green and white kit. well played nigeria, well played. - 8/10
i love black kits. i love green kits. i love patterned kits. and i love this kit. it’s a sick pattern, and it’s just gorgeous. good job - 10/10
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Croatia is… also here:
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yeah croatia what the fuck is this? this home kit is absolutely atrocious. boring and ugly - 3/10
i honestly don’t know if the away is better or worse. just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. i don’t know, it’s alright. weird - 4/10
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billybob598 · 6 months
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8. For Feli
I've given up on the 5 sentence thing. just a ficlet now
8. "Stop distracting me."
"Fuck!" Feli jumps at the sudden curse coming from the other room. With just a bit of concern she gets up from her desk. She was trying to do game review for the Bayern game, if you would ever let her.
"Everything okay, liebe?" She asks, popping her head around the corner. Another curse word slips from your lips. Feli had absolutely no idea as to what you were doing, but she didn't think it was something you were enjoying.
"Y/N, this is like the eighth time you've sworn, what on Earth are you doing?" Feli enters the kitchen to find you hunched over the stove, hair tied up in a messy bun and apron hanging loosely around your waist.
Peering over your shoulder, she finds the saddest, most depressing, half-hearted attempt at Halloween cupcakes. She tries her best to stifle the laugh that threatens to come out of her, but you hear it anyways. You turn around, a frown etched onto your face.
"Hey! I tried. I'm sure I can still save them," you defend yourself.
"Liebe, there's a better chance of me becoming a ballerina than you being able to save those," Feli says, laughing at her own joke.
With a pout you turn back towards the cupcakes, "Stop distracting me. I'm hard at work, can't you see?" Your girlfriend chuckes, but exits the kitchen regardless.
Leaving just you, your thoughts, and a terrifying, half-baked jack-o-lantern cupcake.
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alessiasfreckles · 2 months
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horny thoughts on leah?
ooooh okay horny thoughts on leah let's go
again, nsfw under the cut!
okay so! imagine her praising you after a really hard game, like, you tried so hard but it just kept not working out and afterwards you're frustrated and kind of pissed off with everyone but also yourself and you just don't want to have to think anymore. so leah decides she'll do the thinking for you. telling you what to do, telling you what she's going to do, praise falling from her lips as she fucks you - "you did so well today baby, so good out there, i'm so proud of you, such a good girl for me" and she knows you don't want to be thinking anymore so instead she keeps fucking you, keeps making you come, over and over again so that all you can think about it how she feels inside you, any thoughts about the game gone
also i feel like she would loooove it when you tease her. like, you go out and you're wearing a dress or an outfit that shows just a little too much skin, too much cleavage, and she narrows her eyes but doesn't say anything, and all night her eyes are glued to you, watching you chat with people, dance with people until she's had enough and she drags you to the bathroom and fucks you with her fingers right there in the stall, leaving hickeys and trying her best to make you moan and whine so people know that you're hers and no one elses
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wileys-russo · 6 days
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both of the photos of Aitana from that one press conference kill me. the juxtaposition of annoyance and exuberance. I laugh every time I see them.
work? not work?
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alexiapp · 4 months
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𝐂𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 🧸
This is a Blurb with Luis because, we love baby luis !
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You and Alexia were cuddled up in your cozy bed, watching tv with each other.
You had Luis wrapped up in your arms, cocooned in protection.
You enjoyed simple moments like this between the two of you. Happy that Alexia found the time to spend time with the both of you.
Your son was a bundle of joy, he was the cutest baby you’ve ever seen in your opinion.
He had the most chubbiest cheeks and the most beautiful hazel eyes you’ve ever seen.
He was mostly identical to Alexia out of the two of his parents, even though you did the work of carrying.
He had the most adorable giggle you’ve ever heard, Luis made you enjoy motherhood. These thoughts wouldn’t have even crossed your younger selfs mind. You never pictured yourself married let alone with a kid.
You kissed your son’s cheeks twice and moved closer in the older woman’s arms.
You looked up at your wife with admiration. She was the best thing that’s happened to you, along with Luis. She opened your eyes to this Lifestyle.
“I can feel you staring bonita“ The hazel eyed woman said.
A smile twisting on her face as she looked down from the tv at you and Luis.
“I know i’m just trying to comprehend how beautiful you’re”
She scrunched up her nose at your compliment and reached down to kiss on your cheek. The hard shell captain “persona” never prevailed when she was around you.
Like her teammates said you made her soft, and now she’s starting to believe it.
You reached your hand up to stroke her cheekbones, “I love you Ale thank you” You said smiling.
“Te amo mucho, but what are you thank you for” The blonde said puzzled.
“For giving me happiness” You said looking back down, You brought your hand to stroke your son’s baby here. You wouldn’t have your life any other way.
“Well thank you for giving me a beautiful son, and a happy life” the older woman said grinning
To that you both went back to watch your Tv so bundled up with warm covers and the warmth of each other.
i guess there right ! Happy wife, Happy life
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