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#why would my little meow meow do this to me
xi-chan · 24 hours
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can you pretty please write ratio sunday and maybe gallagher with a reader who just brings animals home like one day they come home with just a dirty feral ass cat out of nowhere
of course I can love <33 I love this idea
White Jasmine
sypnosis: one day, you bring home a stray- much to his surprise you found it on the street pairings: Ratio, Sunday and Gallagher x reader (Separate) wordcount: 338 (Ratio), 364 (Sunday), 292 (Gallagher) A/N: fluff and crack? I have NOT grasped enough of Gallaghers personality to write enough for him im so sorryyy
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RATIO
"No." he said, nonchalantly as you pout with the kitten in your arms. "Why not? Look how cute he looks!" you said and your boyfriend grimaced as he saw the feral look on the 'kitten' that you held. "It looks like it wants to rip my face off. And here I thought you could use your brain for once." he added and you dramatically gasped, holding the kitten close to you. "How could you say that?! He's not an 'it'! Besides, all he needs is a bath, some food and some grooming. Plus, if he were to rip your face off, then it's because you made him uncomfortable." Ratio groaned in annoyance before you walked right past him, getting ready to help your kitten.
He followed quickly behind in fear for his dozens of books and whatever he has for studies. "What do you even want to name him?
"Emperor Maximillian Pusspuss."
"You cannot be serious."
Nevertheless to say, the two of you agreed on the name Cosine- mostly because that when Ratio tried to explain The Pythagorean theorem to 'an idiot' student (he called him that), the cat responded every time he said 'Cosine'.
After one long day of shopping, you opened the door to your shared house and noticed the lack of sounds from inside. Also, normally, Cosine would wait before the door once you entered, but not today. As you walked through the entire house, you stopped when you entered the bedroom, bringing out your phone to snap some pictures of the sight before you. There, your smart boyfriend laid on your bed with Cosine sleeping on his chest as he read a book. He looked up as he heard the shutter from your phone, "What do you think you're doing?" he asked, putting the book away. You smiled to yourself before walking up to the bed and petting Cosine, causing him to wake up and meow softly at you. "Well?" you took a glance at Veritas before you showed him the picture.
"Preserving memories."
SUNDAY
"Angel, this is the seventh time." he sighed, too tired to argument with you actually as you brought in yet another bird you found in Penacony. "But this one is injured." you said, showing your boyfriend the injured wing of the bird. He got up from his seat and you place the bird carefully on his hands when he stood before you. "Seems like a small fracture," he gently held the injured wing and inspected it before letting it rest beside the bird. "poor little thing." he quietly added before looking up to you. "I don't think we can care for another one, Angel." he said, but you shook your head, practically begging him. "pleaseeeee, the room is big enough for another, it can stay." he chuckled before the two of you began to walk to a distant room at Dewlight Pavilion.
Over the past 2 months, you have brought in six birds before this one, almost begging Sunday every time to help you heal them- after the fifth time you realized he only made you beg because he liked it. Together, with Robin's help, you have taken care of all the birds you have found. Even after they were healed, they chose to stay at Dewlight Pavilion, much like the origami birds that hid everywhere. Every morning, they would greet every with a delighted chirp and sometimes land on your or Robin's shoulder, but never Sunday's for some reason.
"Let me get some bandages and a intramedullary pin." you said, rushing to one of the shelves with the medicinal items. After making sure the bird was asleep for the procedure, you carefully drilled the pin into its bone before bandaging it up. Sunday gave you a small kiss as you placed the still sleeping bird on one of the pillows. "What was that for?" you asked, smiling at him. "I am not allowed to kiss you?" he chuckled before looking at the bird again. "This won't be the last, right?" You nodded and turned to him again. "Does it bother you already?"
"It does not. As long as there aren't too many staying here and you still remember that I'm present, of course."
GALLAGHER
"Here you g- what do you have there?" Gallagher just finished giving you your drink before he saw the stray hound that sat beside you. "Oh- this is Pee-wee." Gallagher remained silent before Siobhan laughed at the name behind him. "Pee-wee? That's his name?" he asked before silently mourning over the given name of that dog. You chuckled to yourself as you sat on one of the bar stools with your drink in hand and the hound also jumped onto one of the stools. "I was kidding, handsome. His name is Dexter. Fits more, don't you think?" you took a sip as he exhaled in relieve. "Oh thank god." Dexter swagged his tail as Gallagher pet him before turning to you. "Where did you get him?" he took notice of the amount of dirt in his fur and some injuries on his ears. "Near Dream's Edge. He was starving when I found him. Can we pretty please keep him?" Dexter barked at your idea and Gallagher found himself agreeing.
However, to what he was not agreeing was to you bring even more stray dogs to the bar, to the point where even the local Penacony monsters were unable to enter and the bar quickly lost customers.
"Ahem, don't you think you kind of... overdid it?" Siobhan asked you and Gallagher nodded, "They need to leave. Especially those who aren't even injured." you shook your head as you sat on the ground with almost five dogs trying to lie on your lap. "I'm unable to do so." Gallagher groaned as he gave up, sitting beside you and letting some dogs also lie on his lap.
"At least get them out of the bar. Argue with the Hotel Staff to let them wander around."
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long as fuck nails always painted with at least a clear coat club:
saiki kusuo
teruhashi kokomi
kaido shun
saiko metori
imu rifuta
nail biters club:
kuboyasu aren
yumehara chiyo
arisu makino
suzumiya hii
nendo riki
aiura mikoto (with fake nails over top)
(formerly) kaido shun
(formerly) toritsuka reita
(formerly) akechi touma
normal short nails 🙄:
hairo kineshi
mera chisato
satou hiroshi
toritsuka reita
akechi touma
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thunderslighthouse · 4 months
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my bitch ass cat almost sliced my arm open cause i wouldn't let him go outside to fight the stray cat that likes to sunbathe in our backyard (who is also much bigger than my cat) and is now roaming the halls meowing and growling like he's been denied a basic human (cat?) right
it is 3:37 pm.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months
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Let the revenge games begin.
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caligvlasaqvarivm · 25 days
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I know you dont care about pesterquest but i wanna know, did you think they wrote eridan well or bad?
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somepinkthing · 8 months
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You ppl are WEAK. Astarion Disapproves is like crack to me. I am actively seeking ways to piss this man off. He's rolling his eyes at me? No. I'm rolling my eyes at him!!! You know when someone is so annoying that you take pride in annoying them back?? Thats me!! His approval with me is almost maxed out and i am not even on act 2. I could not care LESS about what he approves or disapproves of. You think I'm gonna respect the opinion of the team's walking L? Think again
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repmet · 2 years
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He saved my life, I won't let him die.
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icharchivist · 1 year
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now that i’m writing propagandas for polls for gbf i’m actually kinda relieved Belial didn’t make the cut in the angel swag tornament because i don’t really know how i could make a proper propaganda out “look at him. he has zero redeeming qualities. I adore him. Please vote for him.”
Like I  find the attrocities sexy but i can’t in good conscience just say “please vote Belial he beheaded the guy he was created at the same time as in order to sew his body to the head of his creator, whom he constantly talk about wanting to fuck, which he also repeats a lot in front of the widower of the guy he killed. do not connect what those two dots would mean for him”
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crazymecjc · 6 months
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thinking about frankenstein a new musical (2008) once again and going Crazy
#carissa speaks#finally found the boots of the few songs that exist and.#I could stage it better#girl please ur score fuckin Bangs don’t do her dirty like that!!#victor frankenstein my little meow meow someone get this man to open up abt his feelings or smth#also if I was to direct frankenstein it would be so much fruitier#victor and henry were kissing on the regular TO ME#also the costumes????? the coming of the dawn fit fills me with rage the cut of the vest is all WRONG#and unbuttoned????? first and foremost king you are in the ARCTIC but also that would be like stripping!!! that’s not allowed!!#button ur vest up!!#idk if I was the directors of frankenstein a new musical 2008 I would simply up the energy levels#but maybe that’s just me#show fucks though do not get me wrong too 5 musicals of all time I am literally vibrating over here#but I did see those clips and every ounce of my theatre major brain took over#maybe a Would be a better techie#bc I know I could design the Hell out of this show#also- get rid of those fuckass stairs why the hell are there stairs they make for useless traveling#sorry not to be full of mt rage tonight I’m just so ??? they literally had it all how did they not follow through visually 😔#give me victorian gothic!!! please!!!!!!!!!!!!#I also think it’s really interesting now that I’ve actually gone through and fully perceived the book#the changes they made specifically in the instances of justine and Henry’s deaths and how that changes victors character#I like that victor gets to witness Henry’s death and I think the conflict there is neat#but I also enjoy the agency of victor deciding to take back his promise on his own#I feel in some ways him actually going through with a second one all the way to the end is a detriment to his character#like yeah he does Immediately regret it and kill her but the lack of consideration beforehand in the musical is interesting to me#it feels much more like the frenzy of the first creation whereas in the book it is a true concious choice which I think is interesting#both are good and valid takes I just think the discrepancies are neat#there are so many typos in these tags but I cannot be assed to fix them#so sorry#frankenstein musical
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confetti-critter · 1 month
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The night is young and I am free to do whatever my heart desires but unfortunately I have once again found myself trapped in the Time Prison and so I
#the good old 'I don't feel like doing anything including doing nothing and I want to go to bed but I know I'm not tired'#WEH.#I'm enjoying typing but I don't want to commit to practicing typing for real so I'm just making excuses to type more#I was looking at custom ESC keycaps because I was thinking about that whole community of ppl obsessed with keyboards and like I get it I#like the clicky clacking and keyboards can look so pretty but some of those key caps man wtf.#why would you want 3D transparent donald duck ESC key from temu what is wrong with you#saw a set of key caps that were little kittys with little kitty ears n I was like fuuuuuuuuuck#49.00 USD probably 100000 CAD+shipping goto helllll#I was thinking about what if I had like confetti keycaps and a custom kittycake esc key or like an actual little cake and matching desk mat#or even just a new cute mousepad cuz mine is old as fuck and I spilled vegetable cream stew on it once#and then I was thinking like sighhh and wouldn't it be cool to have arcade carpet on the stairs leading down to my basement hovel and#rainbow lights along the ceiling corners and what if I painting my bedroom like I wanted to do and sighhhhh#I haven't been wasting my money buying shit like that but I'm thinking about it again.#but the same thing stopping me from doing anything at all is stopping me from wasting my money which like that's good I guess???????#gosh I really like typing why did I stop doing daily typing practice#oh yea The Thing Stopping Me From Doing Anything At All#meow meowm meow meow meow#ok I really gotta tear myself away from my computer and brush my teethses and try going to bed#I already played minecraft earlier it's fine I didn't do NOTHING tonight it just feels like I did#and tomorrow is another day#and next week is a short work week thank fucking christ almighty#literally cuz its easter sunday and he was in that tomb but he escaped or whatever he did#thanks jeezy boy#you maybe shoulda milked it for like half a week at least#moved the big ass boulder like have an inch at a time#*pause for laughter*#that s from my new stand up comedy routine do uiuop like it djfskll;askjdgflksjdflksajdflksjdf the dsjalkjfolidasfgjoiweljsdalkjflskdjflak#meowww#I am the only one I know on here who 'talks' this fucking much about absolutely nothing#I do all this and my poor followers can click read more and spend time reading alllllll this garbage
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thinking about that time when i accidentally read a 200k word fic where one of the main characters dies in the end because i almost just did it again with kimchay.
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queens-webhead · 2 years
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i’m a few hours into Stray at this point and my mind has simply… made up its mind that every time the cat makes the one noise after they jump is because they’re pissed at me for doing a wider jump than usual (since it doesn’t happen every jump)
so basically it’s been hours of just:
cat: *brgh*
me, aloud: sorry
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heffrondriving · 2 years
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not kendall getting left out of a carlos chum hug 💔
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strwbrymlkshake · 1 year
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ohh I do want to pass away why am I so stupid
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#mine#🎸#why am i such a terrible person 😇 genuinely what the fuck#me when i want to cry and tear my skin off over a minor mistake ufhdshdjfjg can i stop being fucking stupid for once#crying over a mistake right NOW actually everything is so difficult i dont know what im supposed to do in these situations!!!!!!!#i get in trouble for not knowing what to do in social situations then i have to apologize and i didnt know THAT either.#bashing my head against the wall violence maiming killing death torture bloodletting slicing tearing defenestrating murdering annihilating#me anmd my epic autism powers. shouldnt i know better why csnt you understand!!! who is at fault here! i dont even know#ashshsjdksjfklsfke im wanna cry so hard everything sucks right now im too busy for this shit. for Emotions#why are you punishing me do you hate me?! did you never even like me at all are you trying to make me mad!!! why#im so tired and frustrated i want everything to go perfectly but its not nothing can be perfect in this terrible world he is going to hate#me now. hell why do i have urges like this it always ruins everything im being so selfish arent i aren't i arent i !!!!!!!! why cant we#be FUCKING compatible and perfect snd everything what is the problem am i the problem?!?? why cant you understsnd what im trying to tellyou#maybe it really would just be better if i died nothing good has happened or is going to happen to me since he probably hates me and#my life sucks!!!!! my face hurts from crying i cant cry properly it hurts it feels so hot why cant it end already!!!!!!! why cant#we be perfect like we are supposed to why cant you UNDERSTAND it seems easy to understand to ME whwueh i am mortified my throat hurts#my head hurts i hate this world why couldnt i resist why did i have to be vulnerable id be better off if. well i dont know#i do want to crush bones and flesh beneath my hands to be honest i dont KNOW i thought it was going well i thought it was good#the thread i am hanging on by is quite thin actually why do i care so much why do i care so little im going to explode right meow!!!#my mood is so ruined i dont know if im even used to this whole thing i cannot get in particular moods im so. rgrhrhggr none of this post#is going to make sense i just need to say words while crying then itll be fine probably#this is just another one of god's little tests i think that everyone will hate me no matter what in the end so i have to enjoy it while#it lasts. no matter how hard i try everything always ends up the same way. all this started because of my mistakes and itll end with them
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gender-euphowrya · 2 years
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grandma gets to tell me how she wants to die and she’s sad and she’s so full of trauma every fucking day on our scheduled phone call and i’m supposed to be like okay :) it’s fine :) i will go on as if nothing happened because life’s great for me woohoo!!! :) about it but the One Time i express any kind of not positive emotion in front of her she’s gotta make it a whole thing about how much it hurt HER and act like i’ve ruined her entire life and i’m just so so mean and awful for daring to show her anything but happiness on my face
#i love her and i know she can do better#the problem is she doesn’t#like fam I ME MYSELF was the one in pain#(which was your fault because lol you are misgendering me 24/7 girl i asked nicely)#you don’t get to take my little victim hat off my head and wear it like it’s a fun costume#like oh you’re feeling bad ? well i’m feeling WORSE pity me pity me i’m the real poor meow meow here#screw all the pain i’ve caused you i’ll just guilt trip you into forgiving me because wah weh#i’m all alone i have nobody everyone hates me my life is horrible i had a rough past#I GET IT I AM NOT DENYING THAT THIS WOMAN IS IN PAIN#AND HAS BEEN FOR A WAY TOO LONG TIME#BUT ME EXPRESSING -MY- PAIN IS NOT AN INVITATION FOR HER TO FLAUNT HERS#I’M GONNA ACT LIKE EVERYTHING’S FINE#AND IF SHE WANTS TO FEEL SORRY FOR HERSELF THAT IS HER PROBLEM NOT MINE !!!!!#YEARS. SHE SPENT YEARS SAYING SHE WISHED MY DEPRESSION WOULD END AND OH#HOW SHE WOULD BE READY TO DO ANYTHING TO HELP ME HOW SHE WOULD GO TO OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD FOR MY SAKE#I ASK HER ONE FUCKING THING THAT CAN WILL AND DOES HELP ME FEEL BETTER#DO NOT CALL ME BY MY DEADNAME DO NOT CALL ME SHE OR HER#MAKE THAT TINY CHANGE IN YOUR VOCABULARY. THAT IS IT.#SHE’S NOT FUCKING DOING IT. I’M NOT ASKING FOR MUCH HERE. SHE’S NOT TRYING.#SO IF SHE ISN’T THEN WHY SHOULD I#I AM DONE WITH THIS I WAS DONE WITH THIS WITH ALWAYS MAKING MYSELF LITTLE#ALWAYS PUTTING OTHERS BEFORE ME ALWAYS ACTING LIKE I WAS FINE SO AS TO NOT INCONVENIENCE#THIS IS OVER ! THIS IS NOT WHO I AM ANYMORE ! I DESERVE MY PLACE AND I WILL TAKE IT.#YOU FEEL BAD ? THEN FEEL BAD. YOU SHOULD. YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT MAKING ME FEEL BAD.#THE COURSE OF ACTION TO TAKE ISN’T TO CONTINUE WALLOWING IN DESPAIR. IT’S TO STOP MAKING ME AND CONSEQUENTLY YOURSELF FEEL BAD.#MY NAME IS DAN I’M YOUR GRANDSON GET THE FUCK OVER IT I’M NOT FUCKING DEAD
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sighfrancisco · 2 years
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i miss my cat
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