Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

IM SO HAPPY WITH THE S7 ANNOUNCEMENT

October is so far tough T_T

'now i have to remember you for longer than i've known you'

Arthur Morgan sticker is now available on my shops!

Etsy | my website

“all of prince oberyn's daughters have his viper eyes. the color does not matter.”

Anyone need their wood chopped?

text post meme: 3zun pt 1

The musical episode.

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his premature death and 20 seconds of screen time have bewitched me body and soul

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

breathtaking

Nie Mingjue: *is a little unsteady on his feet*

Nie Huaisang, immediately: 🏃🏃

Nie mingjue is so girl coded i cannot believe no one ever talks about it, like, bro's parents died, he had to raise his little brother from a young age, he was harsh but everyone knew it was out of love, he had a hereditary condition that would affect his moods and cause his early death if left untreated, he was popular amongst men, had his concerns about a shady guy completely ignored by everyone around him which caused his death, his tits were so iconic that his dead body was reconized because of them

so, it was like this in my head:

lwj: Xiongzhang, why did sect heir Nie perform this move incorrectly.

lxc (internally doing complicated statistics analysis of profit&loss (i.e. fun times w/nmj vs an amount of headstands&rule copying): lets not judge hastily, that's probably Nie sect way of performing this move:)

nhs: wHaT aRe yOU tAlkiNG about?! Da ge ALWAYS sKoLDS EVERYONE if they are doing moves THAT BADLY!!111

nmj (inwardly, flusteringly flunking all the basic moves): ADFGHJKLRWFGTU

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[ prev ] you guys will Never believe what someone asked me to continue LMAOO

c0mm'd by @micchikureshima & @thebiscuiteternal

+ an extra (cw for canon-typical violence & slight blood)

soggy failgirl sect leader

while i was looking for the reference pic i found out someone already did this for shang qinghua lmao