Joking with my brother and switching classic names and nicknames around:
Will, short for Billiam
Rob, short for Bobert
Rich, short for Dickard
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Was literally thinking about them all day at work yesterday to keep myself from going insane waiting for the new episode
What have you done to me @onionowt
Bonus of talking to their coworkers about each other;
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Hes so fucking ugly I Can’t
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sometimes i forget what i named my wanderer (Kevin) so i opened up genshin and looked at my mail and i was like bitch. birthday of WHO. luckily for me his utter lack of chill and overwhelming charisma make him very recognizable even in letter form. soooo sorry you got a surprise party thrown for you king
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The season 2 trailer of The Gilded Age, a show where no one goes to French Balls, reminds me that y'all should read Joanna Shupe books, where everyone goes to French Balls.
Specifically, Preston Clarke and Katherine Delafield hook up at a French Ball (and deeply regret it except it was the best encounter of his life and the only encounter of hers), and the Duke of Lockwood and Nellie Young glare at each other angrily at a French Ball because they hate each other!!! And nobody is allowed to make out with them but.... them!!!!!!!!!!
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honestly i think if steve and tommy were bullies they were the kind of bullies i had in high school where they would just say whatever my t-shirt said in a stupid voice in the hallways and then ultimately leave me alone
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the iconography of the mother pelican wounding herself so that her babies can nurse from her blood (mirroring jesus' wounds so that we can take communion of his blood and flesh and have salvation - sometimes visualized by mystics as a yonic opening by which ecstatic and erotic experiences of the divine occur, including Catherine of Siena's "slaking of her thirst") in a blatantly feminine divine gesture right next to an advertisment for
edible vagina deodorant
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every day i inch closer to being in full clown regalia over roykeeleyjamie the more i think about it the more i convince myself that their dynamic cannot be satisfyingly resolved in any other way and every day i set myself up for disappointment
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wishlist item someone introduces eternatus' human disguise to regular human culture. like a night on the town. give it weed. put it in a rick and morty shirt. make it do karaoke.
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