I'm sorry but garlic bread sucks ass so much
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“Green suits you well brother-”
“It is too tight.”
“…On purpose.”
Bonus:
Morgott tries (forced to) color analysis! Ancient grandpa discovers shampoo
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Player: "Ah, there's a shrine to Lolth in the corner there. Excuse me while I spit on it." REALLY_MINTHARA
I fucking love this woman.
Nobody in this city gets to complain about me playing a Bhaalist when you're allowing open Lolth worship.
"Please keep your murder religion and your temple out of sight where nobody can see it, and never talk about it."
Meanwhile there's a public shrine to the Spider Queen, who actively calls for frequent ritual sacrifice, constant murder and the enslavement of all other races by the drow.
Hmmm.
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Reblog to take away your mutual's foot pain. They work long and hard hours and deserve it. And even if they didn't, they'd still deserve it, because no one deserves pain.
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i’m a day late for transgender day of visibility but it doesn’t matter, they’re trans they’re awful and they’re better than you!
shiloh belongs to @shadowsplice!
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Withers fucking comments on your celibacy... okay buddy.
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One thing I love about Eda and Raine is the immediate forgiveness they both have for each other. They haven’t seen each other in twenty years and the last time they did was their breakup, but yet their first interaction is that both of them save each other (Raine by stopping the coven scout from grabbing Eda, and Eda by helping the four bards escape), and then they’re back to bantering and teasing each other.
Then after Eda tells the story of how they met in “Them’s the Breaks, Kid” she looks at the sky and says out loud, “Oh, Raine…you’d better be okay.” She isn’t even slightly angry that Raine and her dueled and that they pushed her away at the Coven Day parade; instead, she’s concerned about their safety.
When they finally meet up again in “O Titan, Where Art Thou,” plenty of people in the fandom expected Eda to be angry with Raine for lying to her even if it was to keep her safe, especially since their breakup was about her not being honest with them. Instead, she looks slightly awed at the affection it evinces that Raine cared so much about protecting her.
So many changes for miscommunication, anger, and hurt between the two of them, and instead it blossoms naturally into immediate forgiveness and understanding.
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I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD ENTER THY "IT DOTH NOT MATTER WHAT OTHER BEINGS DO WITH THY TIME AND WHAT CHARACTERS THY ENJOY, IT IS NOT THOU BUSINESS" ERA
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Did the futbol gods hear me about to shit talk the USWNT and decided that the best way to shut me up was HAVING THEM BE OUR QUARTERFINAL HURDLE!?
I was gonna do this for the good of the sport, universe! I don't deserve this.
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Do you ever see an image and you’re like “man, I have to do something despicable with this”? Inspired image under cut:
Feel free to draw your babygirls like this btw. In fact, I encourage it
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