hi <3 just wanna say that i love your art! i kept seeing it on pinterest without credit and i'm so happy i finally found your tumblr account :')

Oh, thank you! I'm glad you were able to find me too!

But also, aww no credit. :(

Thanks for the American biscuit explanation!! It's hard to imagine a peppery 'roux' (Idek 100% get what that is lol) but it sounds nice. Maybe I'll try a recipe some day!

You’re welcome! ☺️ and a roux is flour and a fat (like butter or milk) mixed together until it makes a sauce. Sausage gravy is just a thick version of that with meat and spices.

It’s pretty simple to make, especially if you like cooking. I find the biscuits much more difficult. I usually just buy canned 😳

Any recommendations on some good 5sos fics/one shots? I’ve been struggling to find new works that are good.

hi! 🖤

i gotta admit that i haven't been reading a lot of fics lately, but everything @writersdare writes is amazing! i especially love he called her a fairy (luke fic) :)

and i love works by @vailvr and @saucymalum too!! <3 for example i really enjoyed this ash fic by @saucymalum !! and i really liked this luke fic by @thewaywewereinsaigon too <3

if u can't find any fics on tumblr, i suggest you use wattpad or ao3 if you are not familiar with those platforms already. when i actively used wattpad i really enjoyed these luke fics: final round by whiskeyluke, the wedding plan by fangirlsince96, klutz by luvsweetheartluke and enemies flames by whiskeyluke.

i hope this helped ☀️

hey so this is kind of a weird request, don't worry too much if you ca't find em but. i found these gifs on a tumblr post YEARS ago and i even have a folder with some variations on these gifs but i have no idea what the source is. i know the CHARACTER is from the blur - coffee and tv music video but i have no idea where the gifs are from

i have a bunch of variants too if it'd help any but these are the main two, i think. if i'm right they seem to originate from 2008 or earlier ;_;

tysm!!

For the uninitiated, let's start with the context:

In 1999, the English rock band Blur released a single with their song "Coffee & TV", along with a promotional music video. The MV featured a sentient milk carton known as "Milky".

Later in 2005, the fanlisting site milkyfan.com was created, in celebration of the titular mascot. The site would encourage visitors to adopt a Milky by including one of several variations of Mliky in their forum signature.

This earlier animations are attributed to a member of the official Blur forum called dancingmilk. In the following years, more versions of Milky were added.

The credit for those later additions is given to DanAbnormal and Paiste, owners of the site milk-gifs.tk. This one surviving archive of this page can give us an idea of how renowned this lacteous lad was in his time.

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I love your gay dogs, they bring so much joy and whimsy to my life <3

✨ joy and whimsy be upon ye ✨

there’s so many ways that queerness exists in texts, unintentionally and intentionally, coded and uncoded and partially coded and baited and confused and limited and expansive, and then there’s whatever is happening with Hawkeye Pierce, M.D. of the 4077th MASH unit

Whimsy get the fuck outta there

oh dude dont get the wrong idea shes not wholly innocent and definitely enjoys violence LMAO. she just likes fighting better and isnt really into one-sided violence

unironically, all the dialogue here is canon except for spaces thought bubble at the end. i really love the idea of dune and whimsy callinf eachother bitches

what happens if Johnny and Simon both have to leave the apartment? How will they keep reader safely tucked away at home without either of them there, especially in those first weeks after they abduct her?

see this is a difficult one, cause they’d avoid leaving you alone for as long as they possibly could (at least, until you're trustworthy).

if they’re only going out for a few hours, or even a full day, then they might leave you in a cage with enough food and water to stay (mostly) comfortable. they'd be so nice when they came back, praising you and maybe even giving you a treat for being "good" (despite the fact that you couldn't have been bad if you'd wanted - they're working on positive reinforcement).

but if they had to go on a mission/leave for several days or smth? they’d want you to be able to eat and go to the bathroom and all that jazz, so they’d have to get a little creative. they’d probably leave you chained up somewhere. give you an extra long chain (not too heavy though) and secure it to a point in the apartment that lets you move to each room with relative ease. they'd lock it onto a collar around your throat, test it thoroughly to make sure the collar wasn't coming off and the chain wouldn't come unhooked from either end.

and they'd be so happy when they got home, to see you curled up and waiting for them (naked, because they'd locked the closets and dressers so you'd have nothing to wear - just an extra deterrent to keep you from leaving). maybe you spent a while pulling endlessly at the chain and the collar to try and get one of them off, and when they see the redness and sensitivity on your throat they're so softly angry. johnny would be kissing the hurt area, asking you why you'd do that to yourself and murmuring soft apologies for having been gone so long. simon would rub bruise ointment around your neck, scold you quietly for being so stupid, trying to hurt yourself to get away from them.

Myers Briggs and Enneagram are out. The only true personality test is which shard of Adonalsium do you identify with most

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Adding some more hcs here bc its under a readmore and therefore confined to the Secret Thoughts box. Obviously suggestive but mostly relationship stuff bc i cannot help myself 😔

So i feel like i am an outlier that really enjoys noise/noisette like i think they are sooo cute…they are just silly guys ! So no this is not ANYONE cheating i must make this soooo clear i am so touchy about this subject; this is my heehee haha safe space LMAO i want to keep that kind of drama faaaar away from me.

A quick tldr for noise (that i will start calling theo bc i think its a cute name LOL i dunno where it came from but i love it im taking it) is that: hes a nepo baby that was able to start a business and brand w that money, and then stayed in a bubble for the rest of his life bc his image and branding is too important to lose. He hung out w the same rich people to network properly and maintain status. He didnt have the time and courage to go into the circles he WANTED to go into.

I had a whole essay written but this is supposed to be a little tldr lmao basically. Hes bi and curious and gus is always extremely overwhelmingly happy and eager to mess around w anyone (also bi) if it means peppino will be there and peppino is like FINE but ur going to get attached to the rat and thats not going to be my fault. This would be after theo starts behaving, as in, starts respecting peppinos boundaries. And he gets to hang out w him peacefully enough times to work up the courage to poke the bear (lol) and ask questions. Bc hes nosy and curious 🥺 they look like they have so much fun at the bar and w whoever they pickup like. Way more fun than he has w his stuffy rich friends. He wants to be there, he wants to have fun 🥺

Anyway he gets to be peppino and gustavos third and it leaves him like this ->💥💥💥💥💥 and gus thinks its so cute lol like this poor possum is worn the hell out 😭 needs to conk out and sleep forever. ‘ONE. That was fun. That was FUN. I want hazel to do that to me’ peppino, wide eyed but like clearly flabbergasted and smiling incredulously: ‘YEAH? REALLY ? I MEAN. DIDNT UH. DIDNT KNOW SHE HAD THAT IN HER. OR WHATEVER.’

‘TWO. Would u do this again? Like that was fun. That was FUN. I wanna do that again. I think im too busy this week and next week but like. Is that an option? I can push stuff around so it can fit in ur schedule??’ And peppino LAUGHS like full body laughing hard enough that gus comes back w a water looking so confused. Hes like oh my god. You dont have to cancel shit for a dick appointment !!! You dont!! Oh my god!!! Hes like crying laughing at the thought of theo having to cancel an appointment so he can squeeze in his threesome 😭😭😭 and theo cant help but look A LITTLE red bc okay it sounds silly BUT no one said no and he will run w that lol

Also convinces hazel to get a strap at some point. Which i think is so funny bc i have a scene in my head of noise being so smarmy w peppino and gus like ooohhh so u needed dick to be normal again and not be rude? Was that all it took? And now theo is thinking back to what he said as hes laying down in bed after getting thoroughly pegged by his gf and hes like oughhgh……i get it……

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starting off strong!

💀 least favorite lord in black and why 😡 least favorite character from npmd and why

based off design... pokey. he is so swagless please i need to give him cool pants please please why doesn't he have shiny pants and a feather boa he deserves one give him heels you cowards

as for npmd (characters who have a speaking role): brenda. hearing her talk the first time made my soul float out of my body. i didn't recognize it as bryce; i thought they genuinely got a teenager to be brenda. it just took me off guard how real she was. compared to everyone else matching their stereotype, brenda acts like. a regular teenager

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ohhhh i loved that smau!!!!! we need more social media ficus in future

thank youu so much hun!! i'm glad you enjoyed it 🥹🥰

and don't worry, i've got a few of them already planned, hehe 😉

You've mentioned before that back before V1 was fully concious, V2 would talk and explain things wrong to V1 what are some of the things V2 told V1 that it still believes?

for my actual headcanons, i don't think v1 and v2 ever interacted before meeting in limbo, as i think v1 was put away into deep storage as a precaution, with v2 likely eventually housed elsewhere. it is possible they eventually shared a storage space, but they likely would have been powered down entirely in that period. BUT i do think it's quite fun to imagine how they might have spent their time if they could rouse themselves every now and then...with v2 spreading all kinds of misinformation to v1 since it "knows people" so well. not even necessarily on purpose! mostly it's just v2 offering a stream of consciousness with v1 occasionally asking a question, which v2 will always answer even if it's unsure (it felt it didn't particularly matter, both of them being decommissioned and all. might as well have fun imagining things) because of this it believes the stars are all the other far away planets dying in a fire like theirs once was (v1 had never seen stars before, it was pretty interested in v2 talking about them) and that humans come out of their shells just before their death, like a hermit crab might (humans still wear a decent amount of protective gear, and v2 rarely saw them outside of that except when things were dire). but also there's shit like. a running hc i have with v1 is that it believes every single "cryptid" photo/video it finds, no matter how obviously fake, and that could absolutely be v2's fault too.

i have not stopped rotating shiny duo in my head since the last secret life episode...... all i can think about is Them....