#which he thinks is super cute
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Kinda missing the Ice Queen/Tyrant King AU!
Maybe you can write something where Gilgamesh and Thena are in a business meeting with some powerfull people but they are disrespecting and insulting them both greatly (especially Thena) so Gil truly gets angry. You decide if he destroys something or hits someone. An anger never seen before wich even surprises Thena.
It started out reasonably within expectation.
Some old associates of Gil and his family were coming into town, looking to procure some American 'goods' for their business at home in Korea. The negotiations made sense to hold between the visiting associates and Thena and Gil collaboratively.
They had met in Gil's office, in Koreatown. Negotiations went smoothly and it seemed that everyone was on the same page about how business would be conducted going forward.
And then they got a little too 'friendly'.
Word had spread back in Korea about Gil and his sham of an engagement. The Little Heiress and her family had not taken it lightly, airing their disagreement with Gil's entire family all too openly. The family had their reputations to worry about and apparently Gil was being labelled as a failure and embarrassment to the family and its business.
And yet somehow what they had to say about Thena was even worse.
They seemed to be under the impression that she wouldn't understand what they were saying in Korean. And while she hadn't extrapolated every single word exchanged, she understood more than enough to hear them cracking jokes about her being a whore.
"That's enough," Gil advised them, and in English--in no mood to entertain their gossiping (shit talking).
"Come on, Hyung," they both snickered while Thena merely sat there. "The only one who's a bigger slut than you in this situation is her!"
Thena kept quiet.
"Yeah, you chose this one over the Heiress?" the other one barked in laughter. "Great tits, I guess, but a little bony, no?"
"You say one more word about her," Gil growled at them, his fists clenching audibly.
"The fucking better be good--and I mean 'better than daddy's money' good!"
Gil rose from his chair slowly, an expression on his face like nothing Thena had ever seen before. And she had seen him work--he had seen her work. But this... "You don't talk about my wife like that."
"Please," the other snorted, jabbing his thumb in the direction of Thena's chair, blessedly separate from the small couch the two men were sharing. "This bitch? I don't know what kind of spell she put on you with that puss-"
Thena blinked, her hair rustling from the speed with which Gil had crossed the distance from between his desk and landed a punch dead centre in the speaker's face. He toppled over the back of the couch and rolled on the rug a few times, already screaming about his shattered nose cartilage and the bone being scrunched into his skull.
She had heard the impact of bone on bone.
The other one looked at Thena, who was as cold as ice (obviously). He looked at Gil, holding up his hands. "Okay, okay, look, we took it too far. We-"
"Apologise."
Thena barely moved her eyes as the man knelt down in front of her, begging her pardon for his words.
"Beg," Gil commanded, pressing his shoe against the man's head, driving him closer to the floor.
"Please, Ice Queen," the stranger snivelled, truly and deeply afraid of the wrath of the Tyrant King. "I beg your forgiveness."
Thena looked up at Gil, who was visibly deciding whether or not to crush in the head of the man like a can of beer. She drew her lace up around her shoulders, utterly unfazed as his business partner continued to writhe in agony behind them. "It's up to Gilgamesh."
"Hyung," the man cried, his head still being held down by Gil's foot, "p-please, I'll never--I'll never speak badly of your wife again!"
"You're right," Gil acquiesced, stepping off his head and dragging him up to his knees by his hair to look him in the eye. "You'll never speak disrespectfully about her again. And just as a form of insurance-"
They all knew what was coming: the prepayment--the deposit, as it were.
Gil wound back for a full force swing, punching the guy so squarely in the throat he choked and gagged, his adam's apple seeming to completely crumble into his neck.
Thena looked over at the mess of a meeting, both men writhing in pain, unable to speak or perhaps even breathe. "They'll make a mess of your floor."
Gil swiped his swinging fist off with his pocket square and tossed the handkerchief down onto the head of the one struggling the most to breathe. "So I'll tell their escorts to take them to the hospital instead of the hotel."
Thena remained seated, watching with a mild expression as he paged his building reception to do just that, also muttering about a carpet cleaning service to come for blood and whatever other substances were expelled while the men were fighting for their lives.
Gil sighed, ending the call and leaning on his desk. He looked up at Thena.
She loosened her lace just faintly. "I don't know if I've ever seen you so angry. And I heard about the threat you made to Eros to send him across the pond again."
"Yeah, but you didn't see it," he chuckled, although his usual lightness hadn't quite returned to him yet. "And I think you and I both have every right to be mad about the things they said about you."
"Like what?" Thena asked facetiously, having understood a minimum of 90% of it.
"Nice try, Princess," Gil managed a smile, walking out from his desk again and going to her side. He leaned on the armrest of her singular chair (he was never going to let those slime balls sit close enough to be within arm's reach of her). "I know you know what they were saying."
She thought she had kept her learning Korean concealed from him. But there would be time to worry about what gave her away later; she smiled up at him coyly, "Gilgamesh, being a woman in any business requires becoming accustomed to being called a slut and a harlot and any variation thereupon. They said nothing I haven't heard before."
"Well I couldn't let them say it when I was here," he grumbled, tapping the side of her elbow where her lace was resting, only to slip his hand under it and up to her bare shoulder. "Sorry."
Thena gave him a raise of her brow, "I think you rather like it when I let you act all macho and territorial."
"Let me?" he snickered before leaning down to kiss her cheek, whispering with his lips all but pressed against her skin. "I am macho, and territorial."
Thena allowed the gentle affection, despite not being entirely alone for it. Or perhaps it was because the evidence was so abundant that this man was willing to do absolutely anything for her, and her honour. She lifted a hand, patting his cheek lightly, "a bit of a showoff, is what you are."
Gil pulled back and offered a small smirk, but it was a hint of his genuine smile, at least. "Well, did it work?"
#Ice Queen/Tyrant King AU#Gil would never allow anyone to talk about his Thena like that#Thena just there like#well they're men and they barely respect the women in your family#I didn't expect them to have good things to say about me#but Gil is like well they damn well better#they do get taken to the hospital#they both need reconstructive surgery#and Gil's family is like will you please stop destroying our connections with other crime families#and he's like no#friendship ended with my family my new best friend is my wife#also he knows that she's been working on her Korean#because every once in a while#when she thinks he isn't looking (which he always is)#she won't mask her reaction to what he's saying in a meeting or over the phone or whatever#that and she's not very good at hiding her smile when he compliments her#which he thinks is super cute#it's why he didn't say anything sooner#because he likes saying sweet things about her in Korean#and watching her have to pretend she doesn't understand him#calling her the most beautiful woman in the world#or calling her his dove#or his snow angel#these two idiots#work spouses to actual spouses relationship evolution at its peak
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this man definitely loves rolling his eyes a lot
#i am in love with mads outtakes#i used to think he was a super serious kinda guy because of the type of roles he plays usually#which is stupid because as an actor myself i know that that usually says barely anything about you#but now i am kinda obsessed with his interviews and outtakes because he is just very cute in them#and silly#mads mikkelsen#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal outtakes#hannigram#Will graham#hannibal lecter
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ive never liked powerless saiki aus because the entire conclusion of the series is him accepting his powers as being a part of him that he cant change so like.. in aus where the power remover works, half of his development is erased..
if he had been "powerless" for longer, we wouldve gotten to see him realize this himself and im genuinely sad that we didnt.. we got to see him realize that being powerless wasnt the change he wished it would be and that its something he cant change, but its literally over a two day long period and we miss out on sooo much potential development..
and then in aus where hes born powerless, people think he would have the exact personality and development that he THOUGHT he would if he got rid of/didnt have his powers, like NO ? "without powers he would be another satou-" NO he would be a shy, borderline flamboyant, weird, awkward, genius LOSER.
he would have a more normal relationship with his brother (still probably competitive but in a way more average sibling way and kusuke wouldnt have had the motivation to become so murderous) and he would probably be even more friendless but with less trauma.. he may or may not have ever befriended akechi at all, and the classroom incident wouldnt have happened.. even some of his current friends might not be around if not for coincidences due to his powers or direct involvement from his powers.. (nendo and kaido would for sure still be there though, but this only ensures the idea that he would be the biggest fcking loser ever)
he would still be saiki, but. his powers are a key part of him. he would be totally different without them, but NOT in the way he thinks he would..
#also realistically he would be just as much of a stubborn asshole tsundere without his powers cmon#like yea his anxiety might present itself more as shyness than it does in canon him#but hes still an awkward stubborn asshole tsundere like thats just who the guy is#hes extra shy and maybe extra cute without his abilities to make people not find him cute#and is also like extremely ditzy and clumsy like he is in canon but its more visible to people because he doesnt have the powers to hide it#idk the point is his little quirks he thinks he wouldnt have would still be there but he wouldnt have the same faux justifications for them#need canon saiki to see an alternate universe him where he was born powerless#and hes like 'wow im going to see my ideal average me!'#and then au him is some super quirky ditzy clumsy kid with severe anxiety and also dysphoria#and he doesnt have powers to avoid being bullied like we see him do multiple times#this guy doesnt realize he will always be a loser no matter what#he loses key parts of himself and doesnt even realize that a lot of the parts left behind are still parts of himself that he hates#i know a lot of people think he would be much less jaded powerless which i get but#a lot of aspects of his personality that have less to do with his powers are a lot of the parts that he doesnt like and gets made fun of fo#so he would probably only be slightly less jaded and his awkwardness would just weigh it out a little more#though its hard to pinpoint exactly which aspects of him are only due to his powers#a lot of them are but i personally think those specific key personality traits would remain#anyway i would love to see what his relationship with his family would be like if he was born powerless#and i want to know who his friends would be#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post
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Myel and the most normal of his boyfriends <33
#sadly true which should really worries Myel. sweetie that tall pink hair guy you got there is FUCKED UP!!#but i can't stop drawing super cute and cheesy art of them uurhg </333 i need them to explode#his name is Stellan btw.. one of my fav ocs rn but i think i barely posted him 3-4 times#Myel smiled at him once and he hates himself so badly it was enough for him to fall in love#my art#oc art#digital art#oc artist#Myel#Stellan#mlm art
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no matter how much i slander any wesker i will still love all of them no matter what :]
#i cant actually dislike any of them truly bc like#i have to think about the things i dislike about them which i like never do#so i love all of them#hear me shit talking re5 wesker dw abt it he’s still so cute and funny i love him i could never hate him like#even his stupid actions are so funny he’s like his own type of a different take on wesker even if it’s a little bit off character i love it#i appreciate any and all weskers 🤭#UGH THIS MADE MY HEART MELT I NEED TO MAKE A RANDOM ADMIRATION POST ABOUT A SUPER SMALL DETAIL I NOTICED ABT HIM AHJFDJF
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Got my first shrimp goby pair last week and this is my impression of them so far.
#Art#Fish#Fishblr#Fish art#My art#The fish is fine btw just a coward#Though I do think he might have gotten a small concussion from his two escape attempts#Jumped out of the tank literally at one in the morning and then an hour later at two in the morning it was a miracle I was awake during this#I have since covered the food holes in the lid with heavy objects#It gave me a heart attack on day two cuz I thought it was dead#I even poked it with a stick and it didn’t react at all#Luckily I left it in there and it was up and going about six hours later and has since been behaving normally#It is eating tho which is a good sign#Tested my paremetres and there’s nothing wrong with the water so ╮(╯_╰)╭#Shrimp is delightful to watch#She explores the tank a lot and is super cute#Idk what the sex of the fish is but I’m pretty confident that the shrimp is a girl#Has snapped once and I was unprepared for how loud they actually are in person#The fish cuddles the shrimp with its tail and they’re super cute#They gave me a stress for a few days but everything’s stable now so#10/10 aquarium pets#Aquarium stuff
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Ananza realizing that Deacon's mom was a devoted follower of hers THEREFORE that's her son now, too! And she will dote on him and love him and never pick on him like all the other deities tend to do. That's her precious little boy who lives in another city and rarely gets to see her!
#my characters#deacon gets mocked for being weird by every other deity but her and ymber (though he does think hes a TAD weird)#and ananza is like NOPE THATS MY LIL BOY !!! I LOVE HIM! and after deacon and ymber leave from their visit#she gets all huffy with fulj because YOU COMPLAINED ABOUT DEACON SO MUCH ??? my sweet lil angel?#and fulj just what - hey wait - did we meet the same person? sweet lil angel?#also for if you care cause i definitely do#ananza is like hmmmm since thats my son now i HAVE to give him something but .... ymber is so protective....#and then she is like OH YEAH ! ohime said deacon recognized my dance !#then she is like deacon please come dance with me i formally request a dance come here away from him please here hey#and since deacon is a nice guy hes like ok but i cant really dance well and shes just noooo worries!#and then as they dance she slowly gets him away from ymber and after they are at a decent distance she just#takes his hands in hers and then FWOOSH there's a bunch of wind and deacon is left speechless like ??? what was that?#and so then she is so proud to say that while ymber placed a very PASSIONATE blessing on him she did no such thing!#it is a simple blessing for him since hes like a son to her and hey it might not make you immune to stuff like drowning#but if you are ever in combat which i hope you arent then you will be super duper agile and quiet#and so hes like oh thats pretty cool actually! hey wait what did you mean by passionate hey what#but then the super light footsteps actually are not simply for combat and now hes just a very tall quiet guy#and since he cant remember faces if he sneaks up on someone and they say AGAIN? HOW ARE YOU SO QUIET? hes just#im sorry i didnt mean.... to.... do that.... again.............. (whomst is this and how many times did i spook them)#and ymber is just really happy that thank goodness his blessing and ward act as a GPS and so at least HE knows when deacon is nearby#and fulj is like i hate him even more now did you know he nearly gave me a heart attack like two hours ago ??? this is a crime against me#anyway ananza and deacon are just cute together and hes her precious lil son!
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To also go off of the point about cop!akihiko being annoying to me I gotta say that Akihiko as a character is very hit or miss with me because of how different adaptations of p3 will subtly alter his character. I felt like in portable with the femc route he comes off best, he’s a bit of a hothead with an obsession with fighting, but he’s overcompensating his strength so he doesn’t feel as weak and helpless as he’s been in many situations. He defines strength in a very literal sense, being physically strong and using that to protect others, but he’s lacking in emotional strength as a result. And in particular in this version I think he’s portrayed as a bit more goofy and sweet in a sense. He cares deeply for you as a friend and leader but he struggles with finding the words to describe how he feels. Hes kinda naive and gullible and has trouble noticing his surroundings. He has no clue what he’s doing but his heart is in the right place. I think he just comes off much more human and he has flaws, many many flaws, and that makes him all the more lovable
But then in other adaptations and spinoffs it’s like. They look at him through some hetero male bullshit filter and seem to view him as a lot more admirable and cool. Like in p3 dancing, theres literally an event where he’s talking with Junpei and Minato and they’re gushing about how perfect Akihiko is and how he doesn’t seem to have ANY flaws at all. And it becomes clear his inability to flirt with women just gets added as a way to make sure you, the Straight Male Player, don’t get insecure being next to such Perfection because at the end of the day, you’re still more charming and sexy than he will ever be because you’re better. It’s a “flaw” that’s only there to shield a sensitive male ego. And then in arena I mean, come on. He’s overly beefy and is a damn cop and travels the world and loves Protein™️ it’s his whole personality and he’s so clearly meant to be seen as hot but like, he’s just some shitty hetero male fantasy. Hes what the writers deem to be a Perfect Man that every guy wishes he could be, but don’t worry he’s still bad with women so you don’t gotta worry about him stealing your property- I mean, girlfriend!
And though I’ve not played reload and don’t really plan to anytime soon, judging from his social episodes they seem to have a similar problem. Akihiko comes off as a lot less approachable, like the year age gap is just too much of a barrier to get to know him properly. And he doesn’t have that dorky sweetness he has in portable, he’s just that perfect hetero male fantasy guy and don’t you fucking worry- he still has his protein powder with him
#persona#persona 3#akihiko sanada#does this make sense like i feel like im going crazy cuz okay#akihiko isnt in my top 3 characters (shinji ken and fuuka lol) but hes teetering on the edge hes number 4!#i really loved him in portable i worked my ass off to get his social link i had him on my team the entire game#i found him really cute and endearing and hilarious but then like i played dancing#and er well i never got all his events cuz im bad at that game but i noticed that subtle difference#and then watching reload clips i felt it again i was like good god i hate this guy i wanna beat him up#which is so weird since hes one of my favorite characters so like what the hell is that#but i really think it is just this filter hes being presented with like when hes supposed to be a love interest#hes allowed to be more flawed and adorably pathetic and sensitive#like hes the one who wants to do the protecting but you end up protecting him you know?#so yeah this is what i mean when i say that if any straight person looks at akihiko sanada i will melt them with lasers#my mitsuru rant is a lot longer but its very similar just that ughh disgusting filter shes presented through I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH#i think having kotone as the protagonist fixes most problems so i consider that the solution lol but i think Aki not getting a real social#link is a major disservice and creates that super annoying upperclassman divide that makes him unapproachable and idolized
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I dont post a lot of my traditional doodles tbh ….. i need to get on that i think
#signalis#there is:#doggirl falke#2 adlers for no particular reason#dogboy adler x catgirl falke + some supplemental doglers#next 3 are a werevamp au i made … i cant decide who should be which because both directions are super fun …..#but for these 3 i went for werewolf falke and a vampire adler ….. falkes were form is an evil little beast#adler has vamp healing and immortality (as long as you dont use silver or garlic or whatevs) so falke can use his body like a chew toy#hes chill abt it tbh#and then a genderbent au of them#i like femler i think she is cute……#ideally i would give her like a pixie cut or something . but im terrible at drawing short hair so i gave her a low pony and called it a day#myth.art
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dont know how to go about formulating my thoughts about the entire show but i do have to give bucchigiri its flowers for that absolutely stunning fight sequence between matakara and arajin
#like ????????#wowie#the animation always goes hard for the fight sequences but this was so good#also super fun seeing arajin WANTING to fight and giving his all#kinda got langa flashbacks when arajin was falling in the void LOL#i honestly cant figure out what to say about the finale#like its been at least an hour since i finished it and i still don't know#so on a very surface level i'd say it was cute#i did actually very much appreciate the short flashback at the beginning#because it does really make sense as to why matakara clung to him#as for arajin himself#congrats to him for being a honki person ig? (which i still don't fully understand but im okay with that tbh)#and the blood stamp he gave matakara was cute too#... that's about all i can think of to say (there's definitely more i could think of)#like zabu not telling komao that matakara nearly killed him but maybe that wouldn't have mattered question mark#anyways#my official bucchigiri rating: ''sure?''/10#bucchigiri?!
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Give them a chance. Invite them into your hearts.
#they are so cute and silly#also the games are srpgs which i did not know going in fun ben fact i actually really like srpgs#i think the sequel especially adds a lot that reallymake the battles super fun and they can be challenging sometimes!#most of these you can tell which is which based on rabbid luigi he has the little overalls in sparks of hope
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theyre crazy in love, your honor.
(yuriy just doesn't realize it yet.)
#beyblade#bakuten shoot beyblade#takao kinomiya#tyson granger#yutaka#yuriy ivanov#tala ivanov#my art#honestly i love how takao came out.#i struggle with him so much but i think he looks super cute here#they need to invent a way for me to find a darker shade of orange that doesnt make me want to vomit over how brown it is.#my art is... getting there#the only lust yuriy knew was blood lust#theyre both very dumb as well your honor#also i spent 30 minutes on a background#which i am not doing again
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Might I present, this out of context screencap from a conversation in a Facebook group.
#the context:#someone on twitter was complaining about wonder ‘feminizing’ mario#because he’s so much more expressive and his cuteness gets highlighted more#deadass referred to nsmbu’s mario as a ‘stoic no-nonsense hero’#so this group was clowning on them#I left a comment extolling mario as the epitome of non-toxic masculinity (which he is!) and now I think I’m considered weird for it 😅#but this was too good not to share#peaches screams into the void#super mario bros
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Just as a general life update bc I'm a bit absent lately, but I went on a date on sunday!!! First date with a stranger I ever went to and I nearly died of anxiety I was shaking like a chihuahua but I did it!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ME GO
#ok he wasn't a total stranger I'd talked to him for a few days prior on tinder#but I'd never even seen him before so it was v scary!! I had no idea what he'd be like irl#but it was very nice and he actually seemed more nervous than me fjcjkvkf which I didn't think would be the case but well#that's the way it was#it went super well like we got along really well#talking face to face was way better than through text#and we kissed!! I really went in expecting nothing and got a few smooches out of it would you look at that#plus he's bi and has adhd too so it was like bi to bi communication clown to clown communication yk how it is#honestly after this I'm never getting involved with a heterosexual man again. only bi men understand me#he was NICE he was POLITE he was interested in what I had to say he was respectful he was cute he appreciated my masculinity AND.#he smelled good#a cishet man could never#sleep.txt#anyway sorry for the gushing rant djfkkckv in conclusion I just wanted to say that#I realized that pushing through the anxiety pays off(as opposed to trying to like. 'fix it' first)#and getting involved w queer ppl as a queer person can really pay off too#ofc there's situations where it might not go well but when it does. then it really does
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🐑 Alternate Universe- Magic, Mutual Pining, Demonic possession, Furbies
Oh dear...
Alex is attending one of the most prestigious magic academies in the country, on the orders of his parents of course. Even though Laiz Fier Academy reviles even the name of the only type of magic he's ever been good at. His parents swore he'd find another specialty here, and he'd let himself believe them, like the idiot he is. He's scraping by in classes. Barely. At least he's managed to make a couple of friends and figure out how to sneak into the library stacks to find books that will actually help him hone his skills.
However, Alex realizes now there's a reason why it's not recommended to do your first summoning alone. Because, while he does manage to summon a demon, it doesn't exactly end up in the silvery urn he'd laid in the center of the pentagram.
So now he has a talking, demonic Furby to hide. One that, despite its too-wide eyes and disconcertingly smooth voice, Alex thinks he might be developing feelings for.
(Fake fic ask game!)
#legolas tag#legolas ask#julie and the phantoms#willex#so okay in my head#Alex is super good at a specific branch of magic#which usually would be awesome since he was born into a high power magical family#unfortunately the thing he's good at is demonic magic#which is.... unpopular to put it lightly#his parents send him away to school in the hopes that he'll latch onto something else with so many options to explore#that doesn't happen#he meets Luke and Julie (both music magic) and Reggie (animal magic)#and they all become friends#and they all figure out how to sneak into the stacks together#where Alex finds all the hidden away books on demonic magic#cause it's not actually Evil like people think#just... darker in source than most#Alex may fall down a bit of a spiral about his abilities and worth though#and ends up attempting to summon an actual demon to help him learn magic#but... well he must have messed up the binding part of the ceremony?#Cause he does get a demonic magic coach#but said coach (Willie) goes into the Furby Reggie got him as a prank birthday present#and well... Alex knows he should figure out how to undo it and send Willie back to Hell or wherever#but then he has to rush to hide him first before he gets caught#and then they end up chatting a fair amount over the next few days#because Alex is a world class insomniac and Willie just doesn't sleep#but Alex is kept too busy with classes and stuff to go back to the library to find the stuff to sort out the mess he's made#and if Willie knows how to do it he isn't sharing#(he totally knows but it's his first time in the human world in ages and Alex is nice and kinda cute tbh so...)#and...they become friends? And also develop massive crushes on each other?
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i wanna make a survey of the bg3 npcs that arent romanceable that everyone wants to romance but I'm seeing an alarming amount of people who want to fuck the spider
#and to clarify im not talking the drider (though he seems popular. good bc i love him too i want him in my camp kar'niss my beloved)#theres also a surprising lack of people being into z'rell which 🤔#i think her design is super cute but theres no fixing that she'll ansolutely turn you to paste without a question#like i kinda want to compose a list but idk how to do that. bc i'd need to allow for write-*!\#*write-ins#baldurs gate iii#bg3 spoilers
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