An analysis of Josh's musical roles (brought to you by unhindered brain worms)
Transcript under the cut cuz my handwriting is ATROCIOUS
Sweeney Todd:
▪︎Cuts hair (and necks) for a living
▪︎Dead wife (supposedly)
▪︎Cannibal (way too into it)
Anatoly:
▪︎Perpetually confused
▪︎Cheated on his wife
▪︎Made chess his personality
Prince Adam:
▪︎Furry (cursed)
▪︎Absolutely awful to everyone until his gf fixes him
▪︎Probably forgot how to wear pants after curse was broken
Pierre
▪︎Infatuated with Napoleon
▪︎Sad, rich, old alcoholic
▪︎Needs to find better hobbies
Sweeney and Anatoly:
▪︎Dads
▪︎Travelled to England at some point
▪︎Rough marriages (different reasons)
Sweeney and Prince Adam:
▪︎Bloodlust
▪︎Anger issues
▪︎Definitely killed at least one guy
Anatoly and Pierre:
▪︎Need to get a divorce
▪︎Russian
▪︎Easy to manipulate (to a degree)
Prince Adam and Pierre:
▪︎Isolation is key
▪︎Pining for a girl they like
▪︎Money
Sweeney, Anatoly, and Adam:
▪︎Poor situation management
Sweeney, Anatoly, and Pierre:
▪︎The government HATES them
Adam, Sweeney, and Pierre:
▪︎Would kill Napoleon if left unattended
Adam, Pierre, and Anatoly:
▪︎Introverts (formal events SUCK)
Overall thoughts: Need Therapy™
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sorry for great comet posting in 2023 but i have one last thing: it is very funny how dolokhov does like 2 things in this musical and fails at both. cringe failguy who says hes a good shot then gets shot and then cant even convince anatole his obviously bad idea is a bad idea. lol. lmao. this is why you gotta say you’re ‘not too important’ in the prologue dude
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*taking Tumblr by the shoulders and shaking it violently*
WHERE. ARE. MY. FRIENDS. POSTS!!!?!?!?!?!?
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dolokhov’s very few lines in the great comet are such ear worms like “this is serious business, dangerous business” i just love the way he talks
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free advice for anyone thinking about adapting the last airbender in any medium at any point in the future: if your vision does not feature the sky as a whole character in and of itself, you have failed right out of the gate - not only as an adaptation, but in Getting The Point, and the scope and the scale of the tragedy (and the hope) that drives this story, and its main character
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2 Reasons why I love Bowuigi:
1. The fact that Luigi and Bowser are just complete opposites in almost every single way is just fascinating to me. Think about it: On the one hand, you have Luigi, a kind-hearted, gentle, and shy little human who won't hesitate to put others' needs above his own. But on the other hand though, you have Bowser: a short-tempered, intimidating, and arrogant king who takes all the credit for when things go right and blames others for when things go wrong (and those are his good traits). And yet, despite it all, the fact that Luigi can have the ability to bring out Bowser's good traits while Bowser can help Luigi become more confident and outgoing in return is just absolutely heart-warming. ❤️❤️❤️
2. It's fucking funny as hell to see all the possible lengths Mario and Bowser will go through just for the sole purpose of pissing the other one off.
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“And you have fixed my life — however short. You did not light me: I was always a mad comet; but you have fixed me. I spun round you a satellite for a month, but I shall swing out soon, a dark star in the orbit where you will blaze.”
Wilfred Owen in a letter to Sigfried Sassoon
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