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I'm dead, Horatio
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I'm Sham and you're watching Tumblr Shitposting!
I mean, there's art too, but it's usually buried under the shitposting.
☆Sham - 24 - They/Them - Nonbinary Bi/Ace (The Unholy Trifecta) - Artist/Writer/Amateur Musician/Local Bog Wizard☆
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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dont let anyone ever tell you the doctor who tv movie (1996) sucks. this is literally the best scene in all 60 years of doctor who
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sorry i cant stop watching this
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny
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boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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phoenix wright rolls “worst blunt ever,” asked to leave courtroom
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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
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(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad
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