I am going to be so normal about the new season of The Wheel of Time!
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Lord Rand: *goes to one fancy party in Cairhien*
[1 hour later]
ComRand al’Thor
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When Ishy comes back as Moridin in the show he's just gonna be wearing these shorts:
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That one Aiel in your friend group on your horse road trip:
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Moiraine just takes L after L this season she's so fucking done
no spoilers please! I watch slowly
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Just got to *that part* of Knife of Dreams, and I hope this is how the reunion goes:
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Rand: Rules are made to be broken.
Moraine: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Perrin: Uh, piñatas.
Nyneave: Glow sticks.
Lan: Karate boards.
Mat: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Rand: Rules.
Moraine:
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Ishamael: got some straight gas 🔥 😝 this strain is from the Age of Legends 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Mat: yeah whatever I don’t feel shit
Mat, 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw my mom
Other Mat, pacing: the Father of Lies is lying to us
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