setting him free

BEFORE POSTING: this is so good i love the character voices i did so well :)

AFTER POSTING: why the FUCK did i ever even THINK of posting that

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um :) my school just sent everyone in the district home due to a “security alert” and they aren’t giving us any more information

whatever zach hyman should be allowed to kick goals into the net thank you

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

hello. if you thought this post was entertaining please download and play this game my friends made. they're smarter and funnier than i am and everything i do is a commercial for their hard work

i can't delete the poll

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obsessed with this

When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

“spotify stops tracking today so we can listen to cringe!!” free yourself from this mental prison at once

They cut the chapter where Dalinar relapses in Oathbringer at “he raised the bottle to his lips” because if they went on there would’ve been a line like “and then he shuddered like a high schooler because he forgot how burny it was” and the ambience would’ve been totally ruined

ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be

I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

Do y'all see it, do you see the vision