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Hello love! Hope you are having a wonderful day 🥰🥰
Penny! I am wishing the weather was nicer and too cold in my office, but I just had a nice cup of Earl Gray and I'm going shopping later, so I'll forgive the climate. I hope you're having a lovely day too, thank you for popping in and saying hello!
(I am the orange cat, I don't make the rules)
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Next, I'd like to recommend a writer and a story that has completely consumed my thoughts and floored me with how detailed it is. The writer is @whataperfectwasteoftime. I've only dipped my toes in and started reading the stories on her masterlist but so far, I am very impressed. All the Marcus Pike fans out there should definitely have a peek at her stories.
My fave of hers, so far, is her How to Kill an Immortal series which is a Marcus/OFC series in which Marcus is an immortal that's been around since the 1300s. Through flashbacks, we get to follow him through history and through the different relationships (male and female) he's had. And in there here and now, we meet a Marcus who's pained by all the losses he's suffered over the years, and he's ready for his life to finally come to an end.
This story is so detailed and beautifully written! Penny writes a Marcus that is so believable as an immortal being, jaded and tired, but unable to help himself fall in love over and over again, despite knowing all too well the pain that will inevitably be there when he eventually loses them.
Highly recommend this story!
Favorite Fanworks Author & Fic Rec:
How to Kill and Immortal by @whataperfectwasteoftime
[The Mentalist AU: immortal Marcus x f reader, in progress]
(Send in a rec for twp’s “Show Me the Fanworks!” Celebration by July 12)
Ooh! Another rec for a fic I’ve read (or at least started) and love!! This fic has such an interesting premise, and Penny delivers on it spectacularly—I can’t wait to see how she continues it! (And double oooh! Looking at it now, I realize that I’m a couple chapters behind which means I get to catch up! 👀👀😍)
Thanks, love!! <3
🧡 twp
[Edited to Add: All recs now compiled on the Fav Fanworks Rec List]
#fav fanworks rec ask#marcus pike#marcus pike x reader#whataperfectwasteoftime#twp's show me the fanworks celebration#songsformonkeys
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So I REALLY wanna do the first Iron Chef (I have an idea in mind!!) and I was going to sit down and do it today but I had like, a major mental health episode last night and I feel like I'm not really all "there" today so I was wondering if there's a time limit here??? I feel dumb doing it a week late but I thought the prompt was adorable <3
firstly, a big soft hug for you penny for having a rough time of it last night. please be kind to you today 💖
and secondly, no. there is no time limit on when you do it. obviously the sooner you do it the more in keeping it is with the theme of the challenge, since you'll have had less time to have thought about the idea. BUT i don't care if people leave it a week, a month, a whatever. it's supposed to be a fun challenge and i want you to enjoy doing it. if you don't feel up to writing don't make yourself. and if you don't like a prompt don't make yourself.
talk to me 🌙 + lissie's iron chef, prompt 1
#whataperfectwasteoftime#lissie's iron chef#but thank you for letting me know you want to be involved#should i get a tag system going for this? it feels too soon :")
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To add to my last reblog (because my app completely glitches and shuts down when I try to edit or reblog with a comment,) this fic has my whole ass heart (and coochie.) I'm over the moon with how the mutual obsession progressed and how they might've fucked real quick at first, but then took it slow and got to know each other. I can't deal with how soft but oh so sexy Marcus is and how Daddy he can be. 16/10!! @whataperfectwasteoftime
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Congratulations on your follower milestone!! You deserve all the followers in the whole world 😘
For your celebration, I would like to recommend How to Kill an Immortal by @whataperfectwasteoftime
As I write this, Penny has one chapter left to post and I am both incredibly excited and terribly sad about that. This series is so creative and smart while packing the most delicious emotional punches. Penny is the Marcus Pike Queen for a reason and everyone should read this series!!
Thank you SO MUCH for the rec! @whataperfectwasteoftime come and get all your love!!
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inspired by @the-blind-assassin-12 i joined her march fic madness 2024 challenge, with the goal to read and reblog 63 fics in 31 days.
i've read waaaayyyy more than that, but i'll keep going until march is over and add every new fic to this list later:) i'm also thinking about starting a weekly rec list of fics that i've read, i'll obviously still reblog them individually but i think it would be nice to have them in one place, since things can easily get lost on the dash.
in an attempt to keep this somewhat organized, i'll sort this list by character. i love every fic on here, but i do read some dark shit, so please pay attention to the tags/warnings and decide for yourself if something might not be for you <3
part 2! find part 1 here :)
joel miller
clot by @luxurychristmaspudding
santa/cupid joel lore by @covetyou
first frost & sunrise by @5oh5
sleepy joel drabble by @ghotifishreads
hands on your knees by @northernbluess
dr. miller by @endlessthxxghts
wet nights & heat lightning by @shellshocklove
kiss kiss bang bang by @aurorawritestoescape
sanity is a cozy lie by @noxturnalpascal
snowbound by @joeloverture
breath by breath by @ozarkthedog
single dad joel’s dating life by @sweetercalypso
illicit affairs by @schnarfer
7 am by @milla-frenchy
javier peña
call me javi by @wildemaven
to perish twice by @brandyllyn
ways of seeing by @always-andromeda
que manera de despertar by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin
bittersweet by @wannab-urs
better man by @dancingtotuyo
dave york
kinktober 2022 day 3 by @simpingcowboy
playdate by @daddy-dins-girl
the violence of you by @whataperfectwasteoftime
“get back down here, we’re not done yet” by @jksprincess10
babysitter pwp oneshot by @auteurdelabre
knife by @wannab-urs
love at first…sight by @goodwithcheese
frankie morales
tick by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin
he with the dark curls, you with the watercolor eyes by @hellishjoel
something to prove by @writefightandflightclub
what comes after by @mrsmando
oberyn martell
peaches by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin
marcus pike
playdate by @daddy-dins-girl
lucien flores
gold chain drabble by @ozarkthedog
mutual by @luxurychristmaspudding
i was fixed on your hand of gold by @freelancearsonist
chained by @5oh5
this high of you & me by @kedsandtubesocks
drunk on your summer wine by @joelsgreenflannel
take me higher by @seventeenpins
untouched by @lunitawrites
on the verge of a usual mistake (+ dieter bravo) by @gasolinerainbowpuddles
jack daniels
losin’ you by @wildemaven
southern nights by @secretelephanttattoo
cave in by @javierssunglasses
ezra
in the dark by @frannyzooey
din djarin
a rule of threes by @5oh5
beneath the mask by @saradika
ted garcia
practice makes perfect by @notjustjavierpena
if you read any of these, please remember to show the writers some love! <3
#marchficmadness24#janas recs#fic recs#joel miller#javier peña#dave york#oberyn martell#frankie morales#marcus pike#lucien flores#jack daniels#din djarin#ted garcia#ezra prospect
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Hello everyone! this month was both fast and stressful for me, so much so I remembered this morning that I haven't made a rec list which is why this is posted on the second and not the first. Thank you to all the amazing writers who give us stunning stories that we can find comfort in. Love you all 💜💜💜
please show your support by commenting and/or reblogging!
categories include: pedro pascal characters (pero tovar, ezra, frankie morales, marcus pike, jack daniels, jack daniels, din djarin, tim rockford, frankie morales, javier p), the last of us (joel miller) marvel (steven grant, tasm!peter parker)
as always don't forget to check the warnings before reading!
click here for last months fic recommendations
PEDRO PASCAL CHARACTERS
Bekväm by @whataperfectwasteoftime (ezra)
spring fling by @/whataperfectwasteoftime (marcus pike)
Between the Raindrops by @jazzelsaur (frankie morales | series)
Pretty Please by by @/jazzelsaur (dieter bravo)
home is wherever i’m with you by @saradika (din djairn | series)
Learned Something New by @wheresarizona (jack daniels)
mando + breeding drabble by @the-scandalorian (din djarin)
you make loving fun by @redahlia-writes (frankie morales | series)
Relaxation Techniques by @mandoblowmybackout (marcus pike)
Psychomanteum by @whatsnewalycat (dieter bravo | series)
weeknights drabble by @frannyzooey (frankie morales | series)
Only Backwards by @pennyserenade (dieter bravo)
untitled by @boliv-jenta (tim rockford)
neon demons by @pedrito-friskito (javier p)
kudzu by @beskarberry (ezra)
Jack Daniels x tattoo parlour AU by @fuckyeahdindjarin (jack daniels)
Dieter Bravo x Roommates AU by @/fuckyeahdindjarin
Saturday’s with Javier: Sleepless Nights by @wildemaven (javi p)
The Secrets We Keep… by @/wildemaven (dave york)
Meant To Be by @radiowallet (oberyn martell | series)
untitled by @intheorangebedroom (frankie morales)
Sex, Lies and Videotapes by @astroboots (frankie morales, santiago garcia)
More Sex, No Lies but still a Videotape by @/astroboots (frankie morales, santiago garcia)
indecently dishonest by @lavendertales (javier p)
one step at a time by @foli-vora (pero tovar | series)
little black dress by @inklore (javier p)
warm up by @ezrasbirdie (dieter bravo)
Rockford & Roan by @littlemisspascal (tim rockford | series)
TLOU
Break by @toomanystoriessolittletime
Short Days, Long Nights by @frannyzooey
start carvin', darlin' by @nexusnyx
Threads by @fuckyeahdindjarin
Adjustments by @softlyspector
Old soul by @/softlyspector
surrender by @ezrasbirdie (series)
MARVEL
Cherry Lips by @astroboots (steven grant)
'til kingdom come by @pedrito-friskito (tasm!peter parker)
#.sil's monthly fic recs#april recs#fic recs#joel miller x reader#din djarin x reader#pedro pascal character fanfiction#pedro pascal character fanfic#pedro pascal characters#steven grant x reader#frankie morales x reader
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A MILLION BILLION GAZILLION KISSES TO YOU
TIMES TWO BABY, I had a blast reading Common Grounds and going absolutely feral over romcom filth machine Marcus and the cutest meet cute on the market. I adore you Penny, thank you for sharing them with us!
#lovely mutual!#whataperfectwasteoftime#I need all of the bakery items#and Marcus to take me home#in that order
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Lovely @the-blind-assassin-12 set a cool challenge called March Madness where the challenge was to read and re-blog 63 fics in the month of March.
So, here is everything I read & re-blogged during this month...
TOTAL READ & RE-BLOGGED ACROSS BOTH POSTS: 100 🥵
PART 2 OF 2 - Part 1 here
Please show some love to the writers by re-blogging and commenting on their work. 🖤
⚠️ Please ensure you check the triggers/warnings etc... on the stories themselves as some of them may not be suitable to your own particular tastes.
Dividers by lovely @saradika-graphics 🖤
ONE SHOTS/DRABBLES: (In No Particular Order)
Babysitter - Dave York - @auteurdelabre
Is There Space Left In That Bathtub? - Ezra - We Should Probably Leave Before We Start A Scandal - Javier Peña - @jksprincess10
Mutual - Lucien Flores - @luxurychristmaspudding
Chained - Lucien Flores - @5oh5
Chevelle - Joel Miller - @strang3lov3
Come In, Atled Air, Come In - Frankie Morales - A Baker's Dozen Ezra Part 2 - Ezra - @avastrasposts
Glory O - Javier Peña/Steve Murphy - @milla-frenchy
Knife - Dave York - Scandal - Dieter Bravo - @wannab-urs
Scars - Joel Miller - @romanarose
Some Good Friend - Tim Rockford - The Howler Monkey - Dieter Bravo - @covetyou
Not Without You - Lucien Flores - @musings-of-a-rose
Whatever My Wife Wants - Javier Peña - @javierpena-inatacvest
Hungry Eyes - Lucien Flores - @missredherring
Two Pack Habit & A Motel Tan - Lucien Flores - What Have I Done? - Frankie Morales - @trulybetty
This High Of You & Me - Lucien Flores - @kedsandtubesocks
Sunrise - Imagine Your Own Pedro Boy - @sawymredfox
Nicotine Kiss - Lucien Flores - @maggiemayhemnj
Que Manera De Despertar - Javier Peña - @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin
Keep Me In Your Glow - Javier Peña - @atticrissfinch
It's Hard - Joel Miller - The Worst - Tom 'Redfly' Davis/Frankie Morales - @toxicanonymity
The Rite Of Movement Drabble - Joel Miller - @tightjeansjavi
Midnight Strikes, Where Is My Prince? - Frankie Morales - A Debt To Pay - Frankie Morales - Cinema Drabble - Frankie Morales - @undercoverpena
Go Your Own Way - Javier Peña - The One - Dieter Bravo - @schnarfer
The District Sleeps Alone Tonight - Marcus Pike - @whataperfectwasteoftime
Three's A Crowd - Dave York - Constellations In His Eyes - Dave York - @janaispunk
Amateur - Joel Miller - @ezrasbirdie
The Sequel - Marcus Pike - @toomanystoriessolittletime
Aquarius - Javier Peña - En El Mar - Joel Miller - Taurus - Joel Miller - Vote For Ted - Ted Garcia - @magpiepills
Please, Mister, Please - Joel Miller - @grogusmum
Between Two Lungs - Joel Miller/Tess Servopoulos - Sweet Days Of Summer - Joel Miller - Breath By Breath - Joel Miller - @ozarkthedog
Memories - Dieter Bravo - @bitchesuntitled
Cabin Fever - Joel Miller - @gutsby
Nylon Lust - Joel Miller - Beskar & Pearls - Din Djarin - @decembermidnight
Toy Story - Joel Miller - @sweetenerobert
House Arrest - Dieter Bravo - @rulexofxnines
Only For You - Marcus Pike - @burntheedges
First Time With Joel - Joel Miller - @wildemaven
Say Goodbye - Dave York - @quicax3
Movie Night - Zach Wellison - @munsonownsmyass
Out Of Sight - Dave York - @goodwithcheese
Practice Makes Perfect - Ted Garcia - @notjustjavierpena
Taste You - Dieter Bravo - @alwaysmicado
Cruel Summer - Dieter Bravo - @fhatbhabie
Something To Prove - Frankie Morales - @writefightandflightclub
Let Me Lay Down Beside You - Joel Miller - @jomiddlemarch
TOTAL READ & RE-BLOGGED ACROSS BOTH POSTS: 100 🥵
JETT'S FAV FIC RECS MASTERLIST
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Pedro Character Writer blog Rec List (2)
I already hit the max of ppl I can tag bc tumblr wont let me edit my post anymore so here's part 2!
@holacia3 - masterlist (Joel Miller, Javier Pena, Frankie Morales)
@thelightsandtheroses - masterlist (Joel Miller, Frankie Morales, Javier Pena, Dieter Bravo)
@luxurychristmaspudding - masterlist (Frankie Morales, Joel Miller, Javier Pena)
@pedge-page - masterlist (Joel Miller, Din Djarin, Frankie Morales, Javier Pena)
@ilovepedro - masterlist (Joel Miller, Javier Pena, Din Djarin, Frankie Morales)
@katareyoudrilling - masterlist (Dieter Bravo, Marcus Pike, Javier Pena, Frankie Morales, Dave York, Joel Miller)
@atticrissfinch - masterlist (Joel Miller, Javier Pena)
@ozarkthedog - masterlist (Joel Miller, Din Djarin, Frankie Morales, Dieter Bravo, Tim Rockford)
@marisferasiop - masterlist (Din Djarin, Joel Miller, Ezra, Dieter Bravo, Frankie Morales)
@senorabond - masterlist (Javier Pena, Marcus Pike)
@agentmarcuspike - masterlist (Joel Miller, Marcus Pike, Javier Pena, Frankie Morales
@nerdieforpedro - masterlist (Marcus Pike, Din Djarin, Frankie Morales, Joel Miller, Dieter Bravo, Dave York, Javier Pena, Oberyn martell, Pero Tovar)
@schnarfer - masterlist (Joel Miller, Dieter Bravo)
@corazondebeskar-reads - masterlist (Joel Miller, Din Djarin)
@dindjarindiaries - masterlist (Din Djarin)
@gracieheartspedro - masterlist (Joel Miller)
@bluebeary-jay - masterlist (Joel Miller, Javier Pena, Agent Whiskey, Din Djarin)
@albertasunrise - masterlist (Joel Miller, Frankie Morales, Marcus Pike, Javier Pena, Ezra, Din Djarin)
@cavillscurls - masterlist (Joel Miller, Oberyn Martell, Javier Pena)
@joeloverture - masterlist (Joel Miller)
@entitled-fangirl - masterlist (Joel Miller, Din Djarin)
@loslentesdepedrito - masterlist (Dave York, Javier Pena, Jack Daniels, Frankie Morales, Marcus Pike, Joel Miller, Tim Rockford)
@mgparker - masterlist (Joel Miller, Din Djarin)
@criticallyacclaimedstranger - masterlist (Frankie morales, Javier Pena, Dave York, Pero Tovar, Ezra, Joel Miller, Din Djarin, Dieter Bravo, Tim Rockford)
@goodwithcheese - masterlist (Frankie Morales, Javier Pena, Joel Miller, Ezra)
@brandyllyn - masterlist (Max Phillips, Pero Tovar, Agent Whiskey, Javier Pena, Ezra, Frankie Morales)
@cherubispunk - masterlist (Din Djarin, Frankie Morales, Joel Miller)
@whataperfectwasteoftime - masterlist (Marcus Pike, Dave York, Ezra)
@saradika - masterlist (Din Djarin, Joel Miller)
@chiriwritesstuff - masterlist (Javier Pena, Joel Miller, Din Djarin)
@tangledupinyellow - masterlist (Joel Miller, Javier Pena)
@trulybetty - masterlist (Joel Miller, Dieter Bravo, Marcus Pike, Frankie Morales, Tim Rockford)
@ladamedusoif - masterlist (Mr. Ben, Din Djarin, The Thief, Joel Miller, Javier Pena, Tim Rockford, Jack Daniels, Marcus Pike)
#joel miller#joel miller x reader#din djarin#din djarin x reader#frankie morales#frankie morales x reader#jack daniels#jack daniels x reader#agent whiskey#agent whiskey x reader#marcus pike#marcus pike x reader#marcus moreno#marcus moreno x reader#max phillips#max phillips x reader#oberyn martell#oberyn martell x reader#dieter bravo#dieter bravo x reader#dave york#dave york x reader#max lord#max lord x reader#ezra prospect#pero tovar#pero tovar x reader
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New Writers added to The Pedro Library 🐼
@nerdieforpedro @janaispunk
New Works Added ✨
Many fics aren’t appearing in the tags when searching. If I miss yours, please let me know 💗 Or add me to your taglist cuz I love being tagged 😊
As always, if you would like me to remove your work from the rec list, please let know and I’ll remove them asap 😊
@dindjarindiaries Din I Still See You
@beskarandblasters Din His Living Fleshlight + The Gunslinger & The Mandalorian
@yoditorian Din Lacuna – The Rewrite
@morallyinept Pero Indebted / Javi G Hiccup / Frankie Imbued
@5oh5 Frankie Sky of Stars / Tim Moss
@undercoverpena Frankie A Debt to Pay
@stylesispunk Javier Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby
@wildemaven Javier Call Me Javi / Whiskey Losin’ You
@trulybetty Joel Honey, I Won’t Be Home
@aurorawritestoescape Joel Like It’s the Last Time / @milla-frenchy Javier The Hounds of Hell
@ladamedusoif Joel Able
@swiftispunk Joel For You, For Me
@ezrasbirdie Joel Amateur
@joelalorian Joel Fall Into Me
@beefrobeefcal Joel The Beef
@covetyou Tim Some Good Friend
@wardenparker Whiskey “There is no us”
@whataperfectwasteoftime Marcus P The District Sleeps Alone Tonight
@absurdthirst @storiesofthefandomlovers Dieter The Hotline
#my library#pedro pascal character fanfiction#din djarin#dieter bravo#joel miller#tim rockford#agent whiskey#marcus pike#frankie morales#javier peña#javi gutierrez#pero tovar
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Em's March Fic Madness 2024 Materlist Part I
@the-blind-assassin-12's March Fic Madness challenge to reblog 63 fics/masterlists/ect... (the same number of games in the March Madness Basketball tournament) in the month of March.
Total MarchFicMadness24 reblogs: 82
I've organized everything by character | Part II
Javier Peña
The Crush Drabble by @the-ginger-hedge-witch
Separation by @lokischocolatefountain
The Pause by @talaok
Some Fools Fool Themselves by @freelancearsonist
Married Man by @mellowswriting
Take the weight off his shoulders (7 & 8) by @thetriumphantpanda
the light by @luvpedropascal
Late Night Texts (7-11) by @undercoverpena
To Perish Twice (1-3) by @brandyllyn
If Leaving Comes to Staying by @javierssunglasses
Que Manera de Despertar & Dámelo by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin
Bittersweet & Savior Complex by @wannab-urs
Stiches by @justagalwhowrites
Marcus Pike
Keep It by @jksprincess10
confetti by @secretelephanttattoo
cradle by @rainontherooftops
The District Sleeps Alone Tonight & The Art of the Double Cross by @whataperfectwasteoftime
I'll Crawl Home to You by @thetriumphantpanda
Joel Miller
When you move, I move by @ghotifishreads
seasons don't by @carazondebeskar-reads
Clot by @luxurychristmaspudding
When My Times Comes Around (2&3) & Linger On (13) by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin
Safe & Sound (the sun is going down) by @janaispunk
Stranger in a Bar (Part I) by @justagalwhowrites
Smother (1-3) by @beardedjoel
Din Djarin/Mando
Repent Your Sins by @beskarandblasters
Frankie Morales
midnight strikes, where is my prince? by @undercoverpena
tick, & Right on Cue by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin
object of my affection & sweet treat by @mrsmando
Life is but a... by @wordywarriorwrites
Punch Drunk City by @rayslittlekitten
Gum by @notjustjavierpena
The First Time by @fettuccin-e
Jack Daniels/ Agen Whiskey
Sundress Season by @kewwrites
Cave In by @javierssunglasses
Dave York
Watching You by @aurorawritestoescape
three's a crowd by @janaispunk
wildest dreams (1 &2) by @janaispunk & @joelscurls
The Serpent Under it by @brandyllyn
Knife by @wannab-urs
Dave X BabySitter PWP by @auteurdelabre
Constellations in his Eyes & when we go crashing down by @janaispunk
#marchficmadness24#em’s fic recs#pedro pascal#joel miller#joel miller x reader#javier peña x reader#javier peña#marcus pike#marcus pike x reader#din djarin x reader#frankie morales#frankie morales x reader#jack daniels#jack daniels x reader#dave york#dave york x reader#ppcu fanfiction
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March Fic Madness 24 Masterlist
The goal was to read and reblog 63 fics in the month of March. I messed with the rules a bit and, instead of adding each chapter I read or any masterlists I reblogged, I only included fics I've read most if not all of.
Thanks to @the-blind-assassin-12 for organizing this challenge!
Current count: 63/63
Fics I read in their entirety + reblogged
Dave York
Constellations in his eyes by @janaispunk
The Mess of Us and What Love Means by @ravensmadreads
Dieter Bravo
Fare Well, A Poor Plan to Confess, and Brick House by @nerdieforpedro
Stay Sexy and Don't Get Murdered and Vampire!Dieter by @chronically-ghosted
Conversation Pit by @thosewickedlovelies
Working Title by @rhoorl
The One and Purple Haze by @schnarfer
House Arrest by @rulexofxnines
The Howler Monkey by @covetyou
On the Verge of a Usual Mistake and The Blossoms We Wear by @gasolinerainbowpuddles
Din Djarin
A Shade That's New by FallenFern (AO3)
Repent your sins, Punish me, Officer Djarin, Immortal By Design, Enchanted to Meet You, and His Living Fleshlight, by @beskarandblasters
I Don't Mind Bleeding by @quicksilvermad
Cabuorir by ToricTailor (AO3)
Lush by @the-scandalorian
Ezra
Ezra's Journal Entries by @littlemisspascal
Hello to the Green by @the-blind-assassin-12
To Tell You the Truth - by @concussed-to-pieces
Sanguine by @marisferasiop
Frankie Morales
Tick and Right on Cue by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin
midnight strikes, where is my prince by @undercoverpena
Routine by @endlessthxxghts
Paint With Me by @bitchesuntitled
Jack Daniels
Cherry Wine by @julesonrecord
Joel Miller
Angsty Joel Drabble by @ozarkthedog
Inhale, Exhale by @sp00kymulderr
Tear You Apart by @mermaidgirl30
Does Your Mother Know and I want it, I got it by @beskarandblasters
The Only Heaven I'll Be Sent To by @freelancearsonist
amateur by @ezrasbirdie
Run Rabbit by @justagalwhowrites
you're mine, little dove by @mountainsandmayhem
Dress Up Joel by @covetyou
He Knows by @psychedelic-ink
Linger On by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin
Mine by gasolinerainbowpuddles
Javi Gutierrez
Door Number Three by @morallyinept
Javier Peña
Relájate, hermosa by @beskarandblasters
gonna make you sweat by @mypoisonedvine
Go Your Own Way by @schnarfer
Some fools fool themselves by @freelancearsonist
Dámelo by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin
Lucien Flores
On the Verge of a Usual Mistake and The Blossoms We Wear by @gasolinerainbowpuddles
Marcus Moreno
12:32 PM by @dancingtotuyo
Marcus Pike
The District Sleeps Alone Tonight by @whataperfectwasteoftime
In shades of gray and candlelight by @freelancearsonist
headshots by @secretelephanttattoo
The Infinity Cube by @littlemisspascal
Oberyn Martell
Given a Name by @missredherring
Cabuorir by ToricTailor (AO3)
Pero Tovar
Innocence Need Not Tremble by @brandyllyn
Tim Rockford
some good friend by @covetyou
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sharpshooter
dave york x f!reader
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a/n: this came out of fucking nowhere lmao. everyone blame/thank @whataperfectwasteoftime. this was inspired by her post here and the mess of a comment i made on it. thank you for letting me bounce ideas off of you, my love! we're an absolute sucker for this man and it's my god given right to drag everyone down into the depths of the pit with us. i hope you all enjoy! x
warnings: swearing, dave being a fucking MENACE, guns/air rifles, first date carnival shenanigans, it's a bit soft and fluffy, Dave 'BDE' York, SMUT 18+ ONLY: fingering, oral sex (f rec), unprotected p in v (no matter how pretty they are or how horny they make you - wrap that shit), public sex, outdoor sex, rough sex, dirty talk, dave doing what dave does best - completely fucking annihilating pussy.
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It’s unexpected, but not unwelcome. You feel young again, giddy from the constant flash of bright lights and electric colours dancing along the edges of your vision as the echoes of laughter and screaming and music ring in your ears. It’s hard to not smile, and your cheeks hold an ache from the constant stretch of your lips.
This was not at all what you expected upon receiving an earlier call from Dave with instructions to be ready by 6pm sharp. Dress casual, bring a jacket. He wasn’t like the others you had dated in the past, who didn’t seem to really be that interested in the organisational side of it and gave the usual ‘Well what do you want to do?’
No, that wasn’t Dave.
He took the initiative with that kind of thing, he liked to be in control – one of the many things you had come to learn about him in the time you had been in contact with him. Your relationship, if you could even call it that yet, was fresh and in its very early stages after a few weeks of regular phone calls due to his work keeping him a little busier than he expected, but you knew there was something there.
You hold a strong hope that he feels the same.
The attraction was already crazy high, with every little touch or simple brush of his fingers feeling like a sharp shock to the system. You had a rule of taking things slow when it came to dating, and you absolutely didn’t want to risk moving too fast and losing whatever was building with Dave, but god did he make it difficult.
And he knew it, too.
“Are you hungry?” he asks, tangling his long fingers through yours and tugging your body to bump into his side as you step down from the ferris wheel. Your heart flies at the touch.
“God no,” you laugh softly, recalling your earlier attack on the group of food trucks and how much you had indulged, “I don’t think I’ll need to eat for the rest of the week after that!”
He leads you through the light crowds, his grip on your hand tight and comforting as he chuckles.
“Do you want to play a game or two?” you ask, looking towards the many stalls lined up and the people that come and go between them, “I know they’re rigged, but it could still be a bit of fun?”
It’s the little shooting range that catches your eye first, with a man yelling that no one had yet to win the major prize. Of course no one had won, you think to yourself in wry amusement. Barely anyone could win a barely average prize, let alone a major one.
Nevertheless, you pull Dave in its direction, stepping up onto the little platform and chuckling as the man practically bellows his greeting. Over the top, but it’s all part of the carnival experience you suppose. Dave remains indifferent to the man’s playful jabbing towards him, merely holding a folded note in his general direction before ignoring him completely in favour of focusing on you.
Playing coy, you spare him a glance over your shoulder and smile sweetly.
“Do you know how to use one? I don’t know how to hold it properly… I think I need a little bit of help.”
The corner of his lips twitch, almost as if he sees right through you, yet he nods and takes the small step up towards you.
You hold your breath as his body presses into your back, his thick arms coming around you to fix your hold on the rifle. Your stomach erupts with butterflies, something warm and sweet and exciting coming to curl around your heart as it drums heavily against your chest with each gentle alteration of his rough hands over yours.
He overwhelms you in the best of ways, his cologne spicy and familiar, the buttery popcorn from earlier still hanging on his breath. You can’t help but press back into him, lips automatically turning up shyly at the curved nose that lightly traces the shell of your ear.
“Not too tight – hold it looser,” he murmurs, tone low and winding along your nerves in hot waves until it settles low in the pit of your stomach. “Spread your legs, just like that.”
Once satisfied with your hold on the gun, he steps back but keeps his large hands on your hips, his thumbs firm as they rub over the material covering your skin, digging softly into the flesh of your waist and it does absolutely nothing to calm the rage of heat flooding your core.
He absolutely knows the power he holds.
It’s hard to not laugh lightly with each missed shot, your chest warming at the deep chuckle that comes from just behind you. It’s not a surprise that you don’t even land a single target and you place the gun carefully back down with a grin.
“Damn. Oh well!” you shrug, turning and sharing a smile with Dave.
“It was a good try,” he comforts, and you can’t help your snort of amusement. His hands tighten on your waist and he gently drags you towards him until your front bumps with his.
“Oh I’m sure,” you chuckle, sliding your hands along his arms and feeling the tense of muscle beneath his jacket, “I’m quite the sharpshooter if you couldn’t tell.”
“You definitely have a talent,” he teases, his smirk wide and devious as he nudges his nose against yours.
You hold your breath, your system wired and ready to feel the press of his lips.
The kisses had slowly deepened throughout the evening, and with each one you feel your restraint at moving slow weaken. His kisses are consuming, leaving you weak and shaky from the firm press of his lips and dominant push of his mouth, the feelings so intoxicating and ravaging your system, you’re left hopelessly keeping yourself up with his shirt clutched between your fingertips every time.
An overly cheerful voice, bordering on the edge of smug, breaks the gentle build of tension between you both and Dave’s sharp eyes flash over to the man with a vague sheen of wariness. It’s minimal, but with your close proximity you can see the way his jaw tenses slightly.
“You’re not gonna try and win her one? Some boyfriend you are,” the man chuckles, sending an overly deliberate wink to your direction.
Dave’s eyes roll back to you.
“I’ll win you one.”
“It’s rigged, Dave,” you mutter, smiling at his offer. “It’s fine, we can go and do that fishing one –”
“If you can’t do it, just say so,” the man drawls, leaning on his multicoloured flashing stick. “Guess you’re walkin’ away empty handed, sweets.”
Dave rolls his tongue along the back of his teeth in deliberation before casting an eye over the various stuffed toys.
“How do I get the big guy?” he nods up towards where the ridiculously huge teddy with a large red bow tie hangs suspended over the playing area.
“No one’s been able to win that yet! Hit down all targets, plus the three bonus ones at the back.”
He holds out another note, his gaze unwavering and impassive. “Set it up.”
Dave watches him work before taking your place, eyeing the barrel of the rifle and studying the slight adjustments made to it as he feels the weight of it in his hands. He wants to laugh at how fucked up the aim is. He takes his stance, securing the gun back against his shoulder and exhaling softly.
“Blue,” he says suddenly, and you’re in the middle of questioning him when a sharp ping rings through the air, and you notice the small blue cartoon duck target down. Dave glances at the game leader, a subtle smirk tugging at his lips, “All of them, right?”
“Uh, yeah –”
“Red.”
Ping.
“Yellow.”
Ping.
You watch in complete and utter bewilderment, lost somewhere in between being thoroughly impressed by his skills and completely fucking turned on with how confidently he fires the rifle. He continues on, calling each colour before shooting the corresponding target down until only the three tiny targets stand at the back.
“Call ‘em out, baby.”
You have to physically fight the urge to melt at the pet name. Usually that kind of thing on the first date would have you walking away, but something about the way it falls from his tongue, confidently, teasingly, deep and husky and feeling like molten fucking honey in your ears…
Dave York is trouble.
You run your tongue along your lips, moving your gaze from his handsome side profile to the back of the game. The small metal disks are so purposefully small, there’s no possible way he would be able to knock them down. They’re barely two inches wide –
“Right, left, middle.”
Ping. Ping. Ping.
You exhale sharply in disbelief, watching Dave relax from his stance with an air of cool satisfaction. It becomes much, much harder to fight the urge to curl your hands around the collar of his jacket and all but haul his mouth to yours. You ache for it, for him.
The game leader openly fumbles, his eyes wide and confused as they trace all the fallen targets.
“The aim on the barrel is a mess – no wonder no one wins,” Dave speaks plainly, returning the gun to the table, “and she’ll take the big one.”
A laugh bubbles up from your throat and you quickly press your lips together to stifle it, watching the man practically reboot right before your eyes. He doesn’t seem to move quick enough for Dave’s liking, and he raises a sharp brow.
“Is there a problem?”
The man immediately starts to make a move for the small step ladder, setting it up below the teddy and keeping his eyes away from Dave’s. “No, sir.”
“I didn’t think so.”
There’s a smirk evident in his tone. You’re unable to resist smiling widely when he turns to look at you, nodding for you to retrieve your prize from the now quiet man. The teddy is soft and plush, all long thick limbs and a chunky, round belly – it’s ridiculously big. Where the hell are you going to put it?
“There you go, sweets,” Dave coos, throwing one final look towards the game leader before stepping down from the platform and holding a hand out for you.
You feel like you’re on fire.
It becomes apparent just how fucking wet you are with every step you take, your underwear practically soaked through and clinging to your folds. The seam of your jeans brushes just over your clit as you walk, doing nothing to tame the borderline painful ache overtaking the swollen nerve and it’s enough to drive you mad.
“Thank you,” you murmur, tucking the toy into your side and meeting his ever attentive gaze, willing your heart to stop beating so fucking fast.
You pause under one of the rides, watching the people strapped into the seats get thrown upside down and spun around, their screams piercing the air and becoming nothing but a distant buzz the longer your mind whirls.
Could he see how flustered he makes you feel? Does he know where your mind currently strays to? Lost in the wonder of what his hands would feel like running over your bare skin, how his voice would sound melting into your ears as he tells you how good you feel…
“You’re welcome,” he returns smoothly, dark eyes never once straying from your face.
They briefly drop to where your tongue wets your lips and the muscles in his jaw flex ever so slightly. He knows. He must. The moment seems to hold, with neither one of you wanting to break whatever had fallen over you by looking away.
Something about his gaze changes.
It no longer feels playful, it feels predatory.
A thrill races down your spine, bringing a flush of heat under your skin. You need something, anything. You hunger for more of him, a desperation building throughout your body with no immediate end in sight.
“Can… can we leave?”
The words come out quiet, breathless, but thankfully he hears you. It’s a relief.
You’re being spun within a few seconds and led back through the crowds, the people parting for him as if they sense his unwavering determination to leave and hurrying to move from his path. You hurry to keep up with his strides, your heart thundering against your ribs.
“Dave,” you exhale when you’re only steps away from his car, the sleek silver shine of it glistening under the moonlight.
He barely turns before you’re forcing your way into his arms, lips slanting greedily over his as your fingers come to lock around his neck, your prize discarded and momentarily forgotten on the grassy floor.
It doesn’t take him long to catch up, his mouth suddenly gaining strength and pushing back against yours and the intensity of it seeps right into your bones. Your lips part for his tongue and he tastes you deeply, swallowing every whimper and moan that falls from your throat as his hot, calloused hand comes to cup your jaw.
You barely realise you’re being backed against the side of his car until you hit the solid mass of it, and it only makes you clutch him harder. He steps into your space, presses right into your body until you feel like you can’t fucking breathe, and it’s still not enough.
“Mine or yours?”
The words have you clenching.
“I don’t care,” you pant, fingers digging into the skin at the back of his neck in an effort to bring him closer.
He indulges you for a moment longer, lips hot and heavy and drowning you in a timeless haze with every second he stays practically devouring you, before slowly pulling away and licking away the saliva built on his lower lip.
You watch the slow roll of muscle through the flutter of your lashes and weaken further at his firm demand of ‘In’, your fingers shaky and fumbling with the door handle until you can all but throw yourself onto the sleek leather passenger seat.
He moves swiftly, briefly pausing to throw the teddy into the backseat as he rounds the car before sliding into the driver's seat and pulling smoothly out onto the road.
The ache you feel for this man is something otherworldly. Your skin prickles beneath your clothes, sweat stings at your palms, your heart feels like it could burst from your chest at any moment… you don’t think you’ve ever felt attraction on this level before. The tension in the car is palpable, thick with lust and need and you wonder how long you’ll be able to endure.
It only fucking worsens when his hand comes to rest lightly on your thigh, his thumb smoothing over your jeans and fingers tensing with an almost silent promise of what’s to come, and you think immediately that he’s trying to kill you. You try to keep your gaze level, watching the flash of the trees by your window in an effort to distract you from the feelings overwhelming your body.
Anticipation rumbles through you, curling along your nerves and working you into a constant state of restlessness until you’re unable to keep from shifting every few moments in the seat. Every slide of your thighs brings a brush of friction over your throbbing clit, building on the ache stirring deep in your cunt and it’s blissful torture.
The car suddenly jerks off of the road and your hand flies to steady yourself on the door, the harsh grate of gravel sliding under you as the car pulls to an immediate stop. You jolt back into your seat and turn to look at him in question, the silence in the car much more deafening without the purr of the engine filling the background.
The muscles are tight over his jaw, his eyes narrowed on you in a way that makes your stomach twist in excitement.
“Get out,” he orders lowly, hand already moving to unclip his seatbelt as the other shoves his door open.
You hurry to follow, stepping out onto shaky legs and feeling the nip of cold air bite at your warm cheeks. He studies the road and the surrounding dense thickness of trees before turning his sharp gaze back to you and striding around the car to meet you at the front of it.
Your mouths clash in a mess of tongue and teeth, hands desperately running and clutching at whatever they land on and it’s not enough. You need him closer, you need to feel more. Your fingers dive for the hem of his shirt and dip beneath it until your hands meet his heated skin, fingertips digging into the softness of his waist in an effort to keep him against you.
“Look at you,” he grits out, breaking away from your mouth and smoothing a thumb over your parted lips. “You’d let me fuck you right here, wouldn’t you?”
You whimper against the pad of his thumb.
“So impatient,” he murmurs, kissing along the line of your jaw and you shudder at the press of his soft lips. “You were working yourself up in the car – did you think I wouldn’t notice? I bet you’re fucking soaked, and I haven’t even touched you yet.”
“God, please –”
He exhales sharply against your throat, dragging the press of his solid erection against you. His fingers drop to dance along your waistline, hooking a finger around the denim and popping the button open with a slight tug.
“You want it here?” he asks, pulling at your zipper until it gives way. “Where anyone could see you?”
You can’t nod quickly enough.
“Y-yes.”
“Dirty girl.”
You’re being spun before you even realise it, too busy mourning the loss of his mouth. You stumble, not expecting the sudden movement, but his hands come to steady your sides before he pushes at the space between your shoulders, forcing you down until your front meets the warm metal of the bonnet.
You don’t care.
You don’t care that on the side of the road — practically on display, you don’t care that anyone could drive past at any moment, you don’t care about your stupid ‘go slow’ rules. All you care about is getting his hands on you, finally addressing the deep ache in your core and getting some sort of relief. You yearn to feel him and the way his cock would feel filling you to the fucking brim.
“I don’t have anything, are you okay with that? I’ve been checked recently.”
You nod again, squirming on the bonnet, “I get checked monthly, and I’ve got an implant –”
“Good.”
His hands tear your jeans down your legs, taking your underwear along with them, baring your pussy to the cool night air and his heavily observant gaze. He drags a finger along your slit, the digit slipping easily along your pussy from the build up of your arousal and you shudder at the touch.
“You’re a messy thing,” he murmurs, working his finger patiently up and down your folds and your eyes slam closed at the obscenely wet noise of it. “So fucking wet, and it’s all for me.”
You whine softly, moving your hips up and down with the rhythmic move of his finger. Up and down. Up and down. It slides easily into your cunt, the thick width of it curling and probing deep along your velvety walls and back out again.
A second finger joins it, slowly thrusting and stretching and pushing so deep the muscles of your cunt flutter and tighten around him in response. His free hand comes to rest firmly on your lower back, stopping the slight roll of your hips against the fingers buried in you.
“Give me a minute, sweet girl, let me feel you.”
He drags it out, keeping his movements slow and steady, feeling along your walls and the way your cunt weeps around his fingers, occasionally pulling completely out of you to smooth along your slit and down to your swollen clit before slipping back up again.
It’s agony.
It’s wonderful.
His fingers pull out and you brace against the bonnet, ready for him to finally fill and fuck you, but it’s not his cock that you feel next…
“Fu-uck—” you whine, breathless and shaking as the pressure of his tongue slides through your folds and swirls around your entrance before pushing the muscle into your cunt.
Though you’d received oral before in the past, you’d never received it bent over, ass in the air and practically on display. Something about the way he tongue fucked you from behind felt filthy, depraved – carnal. His hands palm at your ass, squeezing the soft cheeks and spreading them further so he could taste you deeper, groaning when you flood his tongue.
He’s messy about it, uncaring if he pushes too close and gets your arousal over his chin, repeating whatever makes your breath hitch and body jolt. He ducks down, finds your clit and rolls his tongue over it mercilessly, relentless in his pursuit of your climax and pushing you further and further until you’re crying out into the night.
His name becomes your mantra as you spiral closer to your end, the hot build of pressure in your core tightening with every slick roll of his tongue until you feel yourself balancing on the edge, holding right there and at his complete fucking mercy…
You shatter, your cry sticking in your throat as you buck into the car, your body jumping and trembling with every wave of bliss that rolls through your body.
He milks it for all it’s worth, fingers digging into the soft swell of your ass and running over and over your sensitive clit before moving his attention back to your cunt, forcing his tongue into your fluttering entrance and practically drinking you down until you’re weakly begging him to stop.
He does so, pulling away and spreading your asscheeks to watch the quiver of your walls. You barely hear him stand and undo his pants, only just returning from your high when you feel the head of his cock glide through your folds. He moves back and forth, pushing forward just enough for him to nudge at your swollen clit before sliding back up again, coating his length with your cum.
“Tell me, baby. I need to hear it.”
“Please fuck me, please — god, Dave –”
He fills you with one solid thrust, barely giving you any time to adjust to the thickness of him before he’s pulling back and slamming forward. He’s savage about it, hips brutal and unforgiving as they slam into your ass and you’re simply left to take it, hands scrambling along the sleek surface of the car in an attempt to find stability as he fucks into you.
“Fuck,” he grinds out, jaw tensing as he watches his cock disappear into you again and again. “Prettiest fucking cunt, made for me… taking it so fucking well…”
Words are lost to you. You can only focus on his cock and the way it fills you, stretches you, pounding that sweet spot so deep within you and almost pushing at that point of too fucking far. You take it all gladly, sweat slicking your brow and building along the back of your neck.
He reaches his own end with a final slam into you, his cock twitching with his release as it floods your cunt and seeps out from around him. Your chest heaves with every inhale and exhale and you swear you’ve never been this fucked out in your entire life.
You throb around him as his cock slowly softens, and he’s gentle when he pulls out of you and glances at the mess. He swipes a thumb through his cum, pushing it back into your cunt before sliding up a little further and teasing the ring of clenched muscle.
You jump in surprise and he chuckles deeply, pulling away from you completely and deftly fixing his pants. He drags your jeans back up your thighs and helps you stand, grinning at how your legs tremble beneath you. You turn and sit carefully on the edge of the bumper, smiling shyly when he sinks down to rest next to you.
It’s peaceful sitting in with him, the air surrounding you cool and comfortable as you both catch your breath. You ache in the best of ways, your muscles protesting any movement you make, but you wouldn’t have it any other way. Dave York was more than trouble, he was a fucking force to be reckoned with and you loved it.
“So if this is first date stuff,” you murmur, leaning into his side and resting your head on his shoulder, “what the hell happens on the third date?”
He openly grins, his chest bouncing with his quiet laugh as an arm comes to wrap around your shoulders. “I guess you’ll just have to wait and see.”
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tags are a mess, a fair few didn’t want to work so yeah. highly debating whether or not to kill the tags coz god damn it’s a full time job lmao
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