Neil: I will earn 3M Neil: Kevin will earn 15-20M Neil: Lets ignore the fact that Riko is on contract with 2 professional teams and is poster boy for Edgar Allan and earns most likely more than all that for Moriyamas already. Neil: so yeah just focus on the gamble that me and Kevin are. Ichirou: shit you right.

IT’S NOT ON YOUTUBE ANYMORE ???

now the app is like this permanently even if you snooze the live option

i want to die

I can’t believe I’m joining this conversation but…

That’s what it is. If I am cursed with seeing these on the regular, than I think non-Americans have to suffer with me by looking at it.

The only practical application I can see is when veterinarians distract dogs with peanut butter/cheese/etc that this would make it easier. But unfortunately it’s intended as People Food.

... It looks like tile grout. And like it would stink terribly.

Why do Americans need this??? Are y'all too lazy to to FUCKING CHEW???

Thank you, I hate it.

- a very disturbed Jez

The Sunday scaries can fuck right on off.

PEOPLE SET THEIR TABLETS FLAT ON THEIR DESK TO DRAW??? HOW. either yall's desks are lower than mine or my broken-ass wrists have failed me, as an artist

(Why is there another fucking hurricane forming down here in Florida already?)

East Asian fanartists are starting to migrate back to Tumblr because Twitter is insane, toxic, and dying, and what we're NOT going to do is let the fucking exclusionists get them, do you hear me? We are not going to let a bunch of feral idiots try to apply the most myopic version of puritanism to foreign artists we're not we're not we're not. Form an armed brigade if you have to, do you hear me. We're not going to bully the artists who may or may not even speak English because we have our precious standards of moral purity. If we see art that makes us uncomfy we're going to block the artist and tumblr savior their name so we don't have to see them again AND WE'RE GONNA MOVE THE FUCK ON.

im on mobile and why can’t I click on trending tags without tumblr opening a new page and telling me to log in?

I thought I’d get a month of Duolingo to keep me busy and they charged me for the entire year???

This explains why my bills have been bouncing?????

Excuse me??????

guys when is the misery supposed to end

drama enjoyers are like: i like spending my precious free time being mad and annoyed and sad and bothered. id rather watch people be miserable than spend time doing something thats actually fun

it’s so funny to me that people used to try to warn me “if you go on t it won’t make you androgynous it’ll just make you look like a man” because 1) i do want to look like a man, that is famously a major part of being a trans man but also 2) t literally has made me androgynous?? like they were wrong on both counts. i got most of the looking-like-a-man changes that i wanted (deep voice, broader body, hair all over my body including my face) and i also give every single cis person in a five mile radius a stroke every time they try to figure out my gender. the assumption that trans men wouldn’t actually want to look like men and the assumption that cis people are good at correctly gendering us once we’re on t are both weird as hell.

ew what the fuck why does the tagging thing look like that

guys the kiss was so important especially from a narrative and storytelling perspective because it was literally Crowley taking everything that's happened between them, every unsaid intention and every unspoken promise, and making it physical.

He's taking their arrangement and every other bullshit excuse they've ever used to hide how they feel about each other and throwing them out the window to put their feelings into an undeniable physical action that holds a lot of meaning to humans in order to be absolutely sure that Aziraphale knows exactly what he means when he says "we could have been Us." He wants to be absolutely sure that there are no misunderstandings between them and know that Azirphale will be committing to this decision with absolute reassurance that he's been understood and rejected anyway.

he's taking a human action with so much meaning and so much importance, and he's using it as a way to desperately make Aziraphale completely and undeniably aware of what he's stating. No more charades and no more lies or cover-ups. There's no denying this thing between them now, and Crowley did it the human way. Because he and Aziraphale love humanity and it's everything to them in their own ways.

There's a reason we saw a kiss between Crowley and Aziraphale, and not Gabriel and Beelzebub, despite them both being undeniable foils.

and really if you just think about that isn't it so god damned beautiful?

pedro pascal doesn’t owe you shit.

it is absolutely fine to be disappointed by his absence at cannes. i am too. but he does not have to be there.

for whatever reason he’s pulling away from the attention. the esquire article talked about how guarded he is and his socials have really slowed down. maybe he’s unprepared or overwhelmed by all the tlou hype. i mean his follower count went up by the tens of thousands the day after the premiere. that’s insane.

but some of you have lost the plot. the ones wearing d*ddy’s little girl shirts in fucking public and yelling d*ddy at him at events and trying to convince everyone whether he’s queer or not and complaining there isn’t an explicit scene of him fucking in the strange way of life. it’s not a gay porn made for your fetish. ‘oh but narcos!!’ that’s called characterization. read literally any article from almodovar and understand why sex isn’t the point.

interacting with paparazzi content and making cute little edits - jfc. that’s creating demand and supply and paparazzi know no fucking boundaries. man’s got anxiety and no doubt the paps and fans watching his every move are probably making that worse.

let him make movies and rotate through his four shirts in peace. pedro pascal doesn’t owe anyone shit.