I’m back bitches, this episode made me too mad I need to scream into the void (tumblr blog)

Kind of hard to ask as anon

But you doing ok?

Need to vent?

Hi very kind and thoughtful of you to ask, i am doing mmmmm suboptimal but i do not need to vent to a person per se, so much as i need to say absolutely insane shit in my tags and have everyone pretend not to see <3

Joe had tried to write a will once.

Well, more accurately, he’d tried to make Cleo write one. After all, she had appropriate custody over an entire ship full of ghost sailors that season! If she’d inconveniently died, it would have been irresponsible to leave her armor stands to figure out what to do with the disaster that had resulted. Simply irresponsible, not to have a will.

Cleo had laughed at him. “Joe, I’m already dead. I’m not sure zombies can legally have wills.”

He’d huffed back. “Zombies can be responsible with what to do after they depart this plane the same as everyone else. Or, the second time they depart? You may have a point on the legality of the matter...”

He’d ended up half writing one too. To be honest, even as they both updated it season-to-season, Joe rarely had much he wasn’t willing to leave behind or loose. Oh, sure, he was terrible at letting go. One of the last through to the next world at the end of most seasons, in fact, too many projects still in the works, too many irons still in the fire. But not being willing to let go and not being willing to lose - those are two different things, now aren’t they? So, honestly, not much in his will. Normally, just who would take custody of any pets he’d picked up. (It was Cleo, and then normally either Xisuma or Scar if she couldn’t, depending on the pet and the year.)

He’d written it in rhyme this season, he thinks, standing alone in front of the spawn egg. Well, as fitting as everything else - no one will be around to execute it.

...and no one will have to. After all, Cleo had, after much cajoling, written hers in rhyme too, and he’s the executor. So, clearly, he can’t die, because that would put Cleo in real trouble if she managed to die a second time. Which she wouldn’t! Because she had a plan!

Maybe, he thinks, Cleo had a point, back then. Joe conquers death, and Cleo’s already died once.

What -

- he stares at the moon so long it burns his eyes, and then he takes flight again, ignoring the growing horrendous heat in his chest -

- what do they need wills for, anyway?

(Nothing at all.)

”STOP it doesnt matter if this doesn’t fit your theme REBLOG blah blah”

yea well actually

I REALLY DO NOT CARE PLEASE STOP GUILT TRIPPING ME I AM OVERLY EMOTIONAL ITS ANNOYING AND UPSETTING

if all the pokepastas had a groupchat i think steven would post his fucked up dinners and go "Boy dinner." and you dont see him for a week . Sometimes he vents but its like one message and its really vague.

i’m sorry it’s just so wildly funny to be called pathetic by the weirdo who’s spent years pretending to be romani and jewish, tied themselves in knots over whether they were taught yiddish by family or if they never got to learn because said family died, and spent time creating ghoulish holocaust backstories for invented relatives on reddit rather than spending that time going to therapy

mourning the end of sanremo by projecting on our half italian papas

I'm curious, would li get kinda defensive on dyed hair care if they were romancing an MC with dyed hair who just. Is kinda sloppy with it? This is bad phrasing but I can't think of a better one- like someone who bleaches and dyes their own hair at home in the bathroom sink and gets dyed all over their ears and just generally isn't too worried about upkeep? Cause I've been in friendships with people who very much got mad at me whenever I said I was planning on bleaching my hair in my tub again lol

Li does their own hair at home, actually, so they definitely wouldn't judge you for doing the same. It's your hair, do whatever the fuck you want with it.

Li, Nellie, Luke, and Audrey have a hair-dying party every six weeks or so and dye each others' hair. They'd be happy to invite the Speaker along too, if they wanted to join in!

For the record, I bleach and dye my own hair too. I've had my hair done by professionals before, and it's expensive as hell and the dye lasted half as long as the stuff I use at home. It's just not worth it.

yeah so i woke up early to study for my exam tomorrow and now it’s 11 pm and i literally haven’t done anything today and my exam is in 12 hours and i don’t know shit about social psychology i’m gonna fail

...💩

I hate how every job says they're looking for a person like this because I am none of those things? Where are the jobs willing to pay top dollar for an unmotivated unprofessional cold unpersonable non starter who is disorganized and pays very little attention to detail?

[Additional Image Description: On a grey background, there are five small black line art illustrations lined up across the center. The first is a sword with a hooked blade pointing upwards, the second is a hand with magic curling up out of it, the center is a castle with wavy lines extending from it into a dark sky, the third is a beaker with steam curling up from it, and the last is a shortsword pointing downwards. The sword has a few dark red shading lines. In the lower right corner of the fanmix cover is the title, "heart of my own," in dark red medieval calligraphy font. End Additional Image Description.]

HEART OF MY OWN - A FANMIX FOR CASSANDRA DE ROLO IN THE TIME OF THE BRIARWOODS

Overgrown - machineheart // Edge of the World - Within Temptation // Ashes and Rust - Wynnie Stone // Take Me Home - The Paper Kites, Nadia Reid // Nobody (Live) - The Crane Wives // The Tangled Tree - Josienne Clarke and Ben Walker // Heart Of My Own - Basia Bulat // Don't She Run - I Draw Slow // Murder City - Abigail Lapell // Until the Fire - Ladytron // Control - Halsey // Lament - Mount Moriah // Catch the Light - Haroula Rose

Fanmix on YouTube

Fanmix on Spotify

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found out that rascal's owner took him again while i was out, and he's probably not gonna be back since the semester's almost over. i don't even know if his owner's coming back next semester, if i'll ever see him again. if he'll ever see me again. why do they wait until im not around to do this? why do they never let me say goodbye to him?

Here is a suggestion judges…

When it is <insert topic here> Week, maybe the bakers should be judged on how well they incorporated and executed <insert topic/ingredient here> in the Technical. Maybe that should be the entire criteria of the technical. Maybe you shouldn’t forget that part when you rank the bakers. Maybe.

things i've yelled at my roommate recently: "goddamn it i want to watch the STUPID clown movie again"