kenjaku is sooo genuinely hilarious to me bc i'm sure that he could've easily been diabolical enough to force or manipulate someone else into getting pregnant by jin and giving birth to yuji for his nefarious millennia-spanning master plan but instead he was like no fuck it i'm gonna get some dick and get knocked up MYSELF. we love a hands on villain
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“Allow me to offer unsolicited advice”
Lmao I like the steward construct already /genuine
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topper doesn’t care who his ‘owner’ is he just wants those dried fruits goddammit!!!!
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obsessed with the fact that woozi is awful at expressing his emotions so he just writes music instead 😭
mans was sad that svt wasn't hanging out with him and instead of just asking them to hang out he wrote a song abt it instead so he wouldn't look clingy and that's how we got "run to you"
like sir..."i was bored" shawty just say you missed the homies and go
he's so lucky he's cute because he has zero emotional availability
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Babe wake up, new favourite creature dropped
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Not Sasuke physically attacking him for saying he’s not cut out 💀
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rainbow dash hospital episode
aaaand if you don't know what Ketamine is: (see, now this is funny AND educational. Twilight would be so proud)
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I think it'd be funny if postcanon Falin was able to rationalize everything Marcille did as like. "She was just pursuing her dream of being able to be with everyone she loves and she loves me so saving me was a secondary part of that."
But then she sees Marcille scream and squeak and cry while carefully trapping a centipiede in a cup before gently leaving it outside bc she knows Falin likes bugs and she wants to be less mean to/scared about bugs. And THAT'S when Falin's like "oh she LOVES me loves me i need to put my tongue in her mouth right now"
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