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the-studious-raccoon · 19 days
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GUYS. NEW REBLOG GAME. I found this on Pinterest I don’t know who made this by credits to them!!!
Me: England and Canada and Italy and Germany-
I tag: @karkacho-wha @madam-of-lithuania @marsinout @gybas-blog @koolkat9 @savameh @starsilversword @lillipupz @vikingosten @bonethievery @garnetgoose0-0 (only if you wish too ofc! <3) and anyone else who wants too!
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sochilll · 8 months
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Me and the bad bitch I pulled off the stage with a big hook cause her jokes weren’t landing
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beautifulbrainrot · 9 months
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Slapping spencers ass when he's wearing a skirt and he let's a moan slip👀👀👀👀👀
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oh yessss! might write more on this, part 2 anyone 👀
standing in the doorway of yours and spencer’s shared bedroom, you watched him admire himself in the mirror, smoothing his hands down the pleated skirt adorning his otherwise nude form.
you smiled as he bit his lip and grinned at his reflection, clearly pleased about how he looked.
he moved away from the mirror to bend slightly over the bed, reaching for something near the pillows.
you took the opportunity to sneak up behind him and lay a slap to his behind.
what surprised you though, was that instead of glaring playfully at you, or gasping, he moaned.
a loud, yet breathy, honest to god, moan.
“spencer..” you giggled softly as he spun around to face you, his cheeks bright red.
“i- i didn’t-“
“yes, yes you did! you moaned when i spanked you, baby!” you grinned teasingly.
his cheeks flushed darker, blush spreading across his cheeks to the tips of his ears as he grew more embarrassed.
“awh, don’t worry baby. do you want me to spank you in your pretty little skirt? is that what you want sweetheart?” you cooed, threading your fingers through his hair before tugging lightly.
spencer’s legs almost buckled underneath him at your sweet tone and dirty words.
he nodded dopily.
“be a big boy, use your words..” you said, smirking at him.
“..yes please. i want that..”
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writer-komaru · 10 months
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𖀐⭒àč‹àŁ­ ⭑ Sweet Honey Ambrosia (˘͈ᔕ˘͈)⾝”.*âœ©â‹†ïœĄËšâ˜Ÿâ‹†Â°
✧Rating: Smut + Slight Exhibitionism
✧Characters: Beelzebub
✧Word Count: 3k
✧Summary: In the midst of the party raging all around you, you lose track of how many cups of who knows what you’ve drank and plates of lords what you ate. Everything around you seems to spin and swirl as the music eventually fades out and you wake up alone in your bedroom with lipstick smudged all over your face and a fake eyelash stuck to your forehead. What a night, you groan to yourself as you prepare for another boring day at RAD. But before you can head out the door you see a strange box labeled, “Enjoy, From Solomon.” After helping yourself to the cutely decorated dessert inside, you soon realize your overindulging lifestyle just might have side effects.
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“Ughhhh
 what the fuck happened last night
?” You groan to yourself as your hazy vision slowly swirls back into place. The sudden pounding in your brain and the unkempt state of your hair and makeup answer the question for you. “Last night
 must’ve been a fucking blast!!” You cheer and pump your fist into the air. Yeah, you felt like shit now, but the idea of another night spent partying was more than enough to put you in a much better mood. Just as you were about to reach for your phone to scroll through all the pictures you must have taken, it randomly started buzzing.
“That buzz
” Dread immediately kills any happiness that was once thriving in your mind, “please don’t tell me
” As you flip over your phone, the truth is revealed. The buzzing was caused by the alarm you have set for weekdays so you aren’t late for school. School
 you thought you at least had one more day until you’re thrown back into the pits of despair, and by how frantic that alarm was, you apparently didn’t have much time left to get to class. With an annoyed groan and a flurry of cusses you drag yourself out of bed, slap on your school uniform and some make up, grab your backpack, and open the door. But, just as you took one step out, you felt something nudge your shoe. When you looked down, you were greeted by a small paper box with a notecard neatly placed on top. Could this be some sort of prank set by one of the lower demons
? Maybe even by Mammon? You picked up a strange sweet smell seemingly coming from whatever’s inside the box. After cautiously looking around, you kneel down and glance over the note. The only thing it said was, ‘Enjoy, from Solomon.’ So that guy was the one behind this? The suspiciousness of everything increased tenfold. How in the world did Solomon manage to make something that actually smelled good? You knew him well as the kinda dude to burn rice or mix together the most atrocious ingredients to make even Beel sick to his stomach. He probably bought this from somewhere but why was he giving it to you? So many unanswered questions and yet such little time. You quickly shoved half into your mouth and ran out the door, praying to the celestial realm Lucifer wouldn’t hang you from the rafters like he always threatened he would if you were late again.
Your prayers seem to have been answered as you rushed into class and collapsed into your seat. After checking the time on your phone you sighed in relief. If you were just two minutes later, you wouldn't have made it on time. Two of the other three demons at your table chuckled at your frantic state, while the other one slammed an angry fist on the table.
“Damn it all, how are you even here?! I made a bet you wouldn’t show and I thought it would be easy money with how hard you partied last night!” The annoyed demon with a shark tail growled.
“Quit whining, sore loser, pay up,” a bubbly demon with bat wings smirks, reaching a hand out to accept their grimms.
“Ignore those two, I’m just glad you made it. Who knows what Lucifer would have done to you this time if you skipped again,” a friendly demon with wolf ears placed a comforting hand on your shoulder. You forced a smile, holding back the pain of your throbbing headache.
“Attention class, get out your mathematics textbooks and turn to page 103, Basics of Algebra and Factoring,” the teacher's booming voice silenced everyone in the classroom. You secretly rolled your eyes and fished the book out of your bag and propped it up to make it seem like you were reading while you were actually looking through your phone. With how annoying your hangover was, there was no way in the seven rings of hell you were going to try reading, let alone a big fucking textbook full of impossible to understand math. You should be laying in bed, sweetly nursed back to health by some hot and sexy demon or something. While scrolling through devilgram, you could have swore you felt your headache leaving. Already? But how? Normally they last until fourth period or a little after lunch. Maybe this was your prayers finally being answered! This sudden relief from your headache was accompanied by a blessed warmth spreading through your body. It first felt like a gentle blanket, lovingly enveloping your tired body in needed relaxation, before working down to your
 lower parts, pressing against your sex and filling it with unexplainable horniness. What the fuck was happening to you?! Your pussy throbbed in your panties, making you shift uncomfortably in your seat.
“What’s that
 weird smell?” Your wolf demon friend asked, sniffing the air curiously.
“Yeah, it smells super good though,” the bat demon sighed longingly.
“Whatever’s making that smell, I want it first,” the shark demon wiped drool away from the corner of its mouth. As your eyes darted around, it seemed like every demon in class was having the same reaction. Some demons slumped over their desks and tried to focus on reading, some demons leaned back in their chairs and secretly began touching themselves. But most surprising to you, some demons were looking directly at you, licking their lips like you’re their prey. Each of their faces have a prominent red blush, drops of sweat, and very dilated pupils. But that was the least of your concerns as your body fell victim to the growing feelings of lust. You held a hand over your mouth to cover your whimpers as slick dripped down your inner thigh.
“Why in the world does it smell like Lunatic Pudding in here?!” The teacher exclaimed, covering their mouth and leaving the classroom. Lunatic pudding
? Why did that sound vaguely familiar? Wait
 that dessert you found on your doorstep
 could that have been this so-called Lunatic pudding? By the sounds and looks of it, it wasn’t something you should have been eating. Then why did Solomon give it to you?
As soon as the door shut, all attention snapped to you, making you gulp nervously. Fuck, you were in some deep, deep shit now.
“You smell fucking amazing~” One of the Demon’s approached you and traced a hand down your arm, “Makes me wanna ravenge you, right in front of the class.”
“Back off, I smelled them first,” Your wolf friend glared at them and squeezed your thigh.
You squeaked as a pair of large hands run down your sides, “Keep arguing, gives time for the rest of us to take the lead~”
Before you knew it, there were hands all over you; petting your hand, caressing your neck, squeezing your chest, stroking your thighs, holding your wrists and ankles out of the way, and even pulling down your slick stained underwear. It was all happening way, way too fast. Today was supposed to just be another boring day at RAD, not an episode of a perverted hentai. Your brain screamed at you to escape before their hands moved to more sensitive locations, but the image of getting used by a whole class of dangerously aroused demons made you cunt ooze harder. And the hands stroking and groping your plush, sensitive body only amplified the searing need burning brightly in your core. Just as two fingers neared your excited clit, a loud and thunderous voice shook the classroom.
“YOU DISGUSTING ANIMALS, GET THE FUCK OFF OF THEM!!” A tall demon with orange hair, black horns, and angrily fluttering insect wings commanded, holding out a hand. As soon as he traced out a sigil in the air, an enormous cloud of tiny, black flies stormed out like a stampede, scooping up the lust-driven demons surrounding you and rushed them out of the room. The blink of an eye, you were finally alone, your clothes disheveled and your breathing ragged.
“Beel
 did you just save me
?” You heaved, struggling to your feet and thankfully being steadied by Beel’s sturdy arm.
“I think so, but what in the world was going on in here?! Why were they all-“ he suddenly froze and sniffed the air, “That smell
 is that Lunatic pudding?”
“I guess so, but what even is that?” You ask, pulling back up your panties and gritting your teeth as they rub against your pulsingly needy clit.
“It’s a popular dessert here in Devildom, it has a very sweet taste that makes you feel light and tingly inside. But since you’re a human, it must have a different effect on
 you
 uh
” he clears his throat and looks away, struggling to hide the strawberry colored blush spreading across his cheeks, “I’ll quickly go get Satan, I bet he would know what to do.”
You feel your heart sink to the pit of your stomach as he hurries back to the door. Something in you was screaming, begging for you to move, “Wait, Beel, Don’t leave me alone like this!”
“H-huh?” He turned back around and almost yelped like a girl as you ran up to him and grabbed his hand, “b-but MC, I can’t stay any longer or-“
“But why? Is it my weird smell? I swear, I can’t help it, whatever that pudding did to me, it’s making me feel all sensitive and needy,” you whimpered sadly, pulling his toned arm against his chest, “Can’t you stay here and look after me?”
“I
 but, MC, your smell it’s
” His fangs sunk into his lower lip, streams of drool flooding down his chin as his eyes locked onto your body, “Damn it, I can't resist it for much longer.” You could tell his willpower was breaking more and more as you sealed the deal by pressing your heated body against his.
A low growl escaped his lips as his hands flew to your hips, “I’m going to be in so much trouble
 but I just can’t seem to care the longer I’m with you,” before you could manage out a response, his lips smashed against yours. It was overpowering and passionate, like a starving beast finally getting to sink its jaws into a deliciously juicy prey. He worked fast, pushing you onto one of the tables and grinding his desperate erection against that gorgeously gushing pussy it oh so desperately wanted to feel around it.
“You smell even tastier
 than any dessert in the whole entirety of Devildom. Nghh~ I wanna taste you so bad
 I’ll do anything for a taste,” so to your surprise, the talk and almost dominating demon pulled your slicked up thighs apart and sat down in front of you. He audibly moaned as he peeled your soaked panties off your drenched pussy. He gave you a needy look, like a poor little puppy begging for the treat of your dangling right in front of his nose. If you weren’t in such a dazed state you might have teased him about it, instead deciding to yank him by the horns and lean back to give him better access.
“Hurry up and show me how ravenous the Avatar of Gluttony can be~” you urged, sneaking a tiny wink.
He let out an animalistic groan and shoved his face right into your twitching pussy, enticing a long string or moans and curses to spill out of your agape mouth. You’ve had sex before but it’s never felt anything like this. That pudding stuff must be the reason everywhere on your body feels like an erogenous zone. That or Beel’s head game was really that good. His tongue lapped up the enormous amounts of precum, gulping it down like a starving man. As soon as he got his first mouthful, his eyes began glowing a worrying shade of pink. A low, guttural growl vibrated against your pussy as his tongue swirled around your clit before diving straight into your drooling cunt.
“Aaghh~ F-Fuck Beel, you’re gunna make me cum ea- AaaAAAAGHH!~” You arch your back in between strained moans as his relentlessly rough tongue prodded your g spot. Your hips humped his face wildly, grabbing his horns to drive his skilled tongue deeper. This feeling of pleasure that ripped through your veins was stronger than any drug or alcoholic drink you’ve taken at parties, it was like a drug in and of itself. Your sweet scent and moans flooded the room, staining it a slightly visible shade of pink. Beel’s nails dug into the plush of your thigh, making you cry out in bliss at slurping and licking until a burst of hot liquid shot into his mouth. He of course swallowed immediately and licked his lips.
“You cum
 I-it’s even sweeter than your slick
 it’s dangerously sweet, but I just can’t help but want more~” you gasped as his tongue was quickly switched out with his extremely hard dick, squeezing inside of you with ease due to how wet it is. Any normal person would probably scream in pain due to how huge it was, but you were no normal person. Your hole greedily sucked it in, obscene gooey noises echoing around the empty classroom.
“Nngghh~ it’s so Fu-Fuuckking~ tight, I- aghhh!~” His head tilted back as a strained moan strained his throat, pounding your pussy like an animal in heat. You two moaned together in ecstasy as orgasm after orgasm left the table and floor around you coated in both of your cum. Tangled together in a heated mess of sloppy kisses, rapid thrusts, and desperate whimpers. But no matter what, you both just wouldn’t stop. A particularly hard slap of his cockhead against your cervix forced a loud moan and yet another spurting of cum onto his stomach and dick, your tired back slumping against the table in a tired heap. Even though the intoxicating scent flowed potently through his bloodstream, he finally realized how tired you were getting.
“M-maybe we should go somewhere a little more priva-“ Before he was able to finish his question, there was a hurried knock on the door.
“What in Diavolo’s name is going on in there??!” A deep, authoritative voice called out from the other side, making both his and your blood run cold. You wanted to freeze, to pull up your clothes and compose yourself, maybe even sneak out through the window, but instead the only thing your primal driven bodies could do was continue to grind against each other.
“Answer me!! I know you’re in there!” Lucifer’s voice boomed again, beating against the door so hard you thought it might burst open and reveal his brother balls deep inside of the new human exchange student. You really, really needed to do something besides humping against his cock but you were just too fucked out to move. Your tongue rolled out of your mouth as you accepted the impending doom, wrapping your legs around his waist to force him even deeper.
“N-Nghh
 daaamnn itttt~ we’re gunna g-get caaaugghhht!~ aahhaaaaggh~” he cried out as your pussy squeezed even tighter. As a final, desperate move, he used his powers to summon a wall of tightly packed flies in front of the door, “T-there, just ignore him
 all that matters is you
 your addictive scent
 your hot moans
 and your tight, warm cunt that squeezes me so fucking good
”
You wailed as you felt another hand sneak down to stroke your puffy cunt and the other groped your breast. It felt too good to be real, so overwhelming good your vision finally faded out to black, the wet noises and angry banging on the door fading out along with it.
“Hey
. Hey
.. hey MC? Wake up
 wake up, are you alright?” A muffled voice dragged you back to reality as your dreary eyes strain against the dimly lit room.
“Where am
 I
?” You groan and rub your forehead.
“In your room. Lucifer told me to look for you and I eventually found you passed out against the wall right outside your room. Are you alright? Did someone attack you?” Beel pressed a hand against your wrist to check your pulse and studied you with worried eyes.
“No, ughh, I’m fine. I
 don’t really know what happened
 one minute I was eating some dessert and leaving my room
 next I’m
” you stop yourself before you can explain the explicit dream you had about him.
“You mean the dessert you left on the counter?” He stated nervously.
“Yeah
 what about it? Wait
 don’t tell me you
” Your eyes go wide as he nods.
“I’m sorry, I know I shouldn’t. But it just looked and smelled so, so good and I haven’t eaten breakfast yet. I was starving,” he groaned, clutching his stomach.
“H-how do you feel now?” You stutter, inching away from his grip. The lunatic pudding shouldn’t affect him like it did you, but you can never be too careful.
“Well I feel hungry, of course. But
 I also feel a different kind of hunger,” he explains, his eyes drifting down to your thighs and licking his lips, “and you
 have this really, really delicious smell
 I’d love to get a taste. You wouldn’t mind, right? I promise it’ll feel great~”
Your legs squeezed together as your cunt throbbed against the light touch of his fingertips. When they pushed under the fabric and rubbed against your drenched sex, your hips twitched forward on instinct.
“You’re
 so fucking wet
” Beel sighed, his chin slick with drool. His fingers inched deeper and deeper into your gooey cunt, scissoring them open and thrusting them in and out. You spread your legs nice and wide for him, readying yourself for the mountainous amount of pleasure this gluttonous demon was about to give you. He pulled your hips snug against his and kissed your deeply, panting in between each sloppy kiss.
“Gunna
 fuck you
 so good
nghh~ I need your pussy so bad right now. A-Ghhh fuck, just like that~ taking me so well
 just relax
 I’ll give your hungry pussy just want it needs~”
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(I liked how this turned out and I hope you guys do too! My next post will probably be a HCs post to take a small break from large oneshots but I should be back to writing them right after! Also, im very very close to reaching 1000 followers! I have no idea what I’ll do but no matter what, I want you guys to know all of this is happening because of you. Thank you, thank you all soo so so so so much <3333)
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radiant-reid · 1 year
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What do you think spence would have for his s/o’s contact name? Would it just be their full name? Their name with a heart? Maybe a pet name? Idk
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imagine him asking penelope how to get the hearts đŸ„șđŸ„°
i could see it just being their name because i think he'd avoid telling the team for a while (if they didn't work at the BAU) so then he'd want it to look like just another contact if there was a message or a call. although, imagine he renames her contact to a guy's name and Morgan gets his phone and the texts and he's like "this is super gay" because they're all lovey messages with a guy
once everyone knows they're dating, i think it would become a petname or even just an emoji because he wants to keep them safe and he'd be worried about a Hotch-like situation where an unsub gets his phone's contacts and has their full name
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odinsblog · 2 months
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Obviously I despise Republicans, but I hate Black Republicans sO fucking much. Trump is making racist jokes and they’re all just sitting there laughing and applauding him.
Talk about a “yassir massa,” house negro mentality. They would eagerly sell out their parents, their children and all their loved ones for just 0.003 seconds of basking in the white gaze.
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Black Republicans are the living embodiment of house slaves who snitched and warned their white masters about field slaves plotting an escape.
By the way: racist “jokes” about the lights going out and only being able to see the white eyes and white teeth of Black people isn’t anything new.
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This racist trope was used repeatedly in cartoons of the early 1900s.
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gay-strawberry · 26 days
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i wish i could look at something without my brain making it about neil josten
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james-march · 7 months
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People seem to forgive Astarion's awful, mean and sometimes murderous behaviour bc they chalk it up to trauma but the next sentence will say that Lae'zel is awful and mean without having the drop of self awareness and media literacy skills to see that Lae'zel is extremely traumatized as well, but she doesn't view what happened to her as a bad thing, probably bc she's also been made to think that nothing bad ever happened to her. I think it really comes down to media literacy and I think it boils down to the difference between Astarion pretty much fully voicing out that he hates what happened to him and that he suffered abuse, like he's putting it right out there, but Lae'zel doesn't say that. She'll only admit she's been lied to her whole life towards the end of the game, but I think even then she doesn't say that she was ever abused.
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bunnyreaper · 5 months
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thinking so much about exbf’s dad price and reader. price fucking reader and telling her how just needed a proper man all along. someone who could tend to her needs. unlike his son who’s a right prick and wouldn’t know how to please a woman.
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foreshadowing is a literary device...
But fr yes this will come up during sex and it will be fucking filthy to the point we will question John's morals, amen
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sparrow-p · 2 months
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I hate doing backgrounds, that thing behind them is suppose to be the door closing or something like that but maaaaaaaaaaan
Anyways, I really enjoyed the chapter and I have some other drawings I probably will be publishing later :D
Aaa belongs to @discet
Hope you like it :Âł
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sochilll · 9 months
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Pippa Fitz-Amobi is made of guilt and obsession and gray morality and loyalty and checklists and a deep deep distrust of the police
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permertesacker · 5 months
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beautifulbrainrot · 9 months
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I want to rabish glasses reid, he's so baby I can't handle it, like I wanna baby him and give him lots of kisses and cuddles but I also wanna give him the best (we'll and first) head of his life, leave him crying and begging for more
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yeysysysys!!!
arrrgghh he’s so cute i wanna kiss him until he’s a blushing mess, just litter those pretty cheeks with kisses ahh!
and then travel my kisses further down
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he’d be absolutely sobbing with the pleasure of it all, his glasses slipping down his nose and foggy from your steamy activities!!
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ciccerone · 10 months
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m0thbuddy · 7 months
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roleplay where i’m jerma985 and ur my parasocial fan . pls
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odinsblog · 3 months
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đŸ—ŁïžSo anyway, Snoop Dogg can kiss my Black ass
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Kanye and Snoop are in the sunken place. Donald Trump is an existential threat to democracy and to anyone who isn’t white, male, straight, wealthy and Christian. Please don’t ever think that Black sellouts care about you or me just because we happen to share the same skin color.
As always, the words of MLKjr are as relevant as ever:
“Negroes are human, not superhuman. Like all people, they have differing personalities, diverse financial interests and varied aspirations. There are Negroes who will never fight for freedom. There are Negroes who seek profit for themselves alone from the struggle. There are even some Negroes who will go over to the other side. These facts should distress no one. Every minority and every people has its share of opportunists, traitors, freeloaders and escapists. The hammer blows of discrimination, poverty and segregation must warp and corrupt some. No one can pretend that because a people may be oppressed, every individual member is virtuous and worthy. The real issue is whether in the great mass the dominant characteristics are decency, honor and courage.”
—Martin Luther King Jr., from his speech “The Summer of Our Discontent”
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