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glitterysheepchaos · 1 year

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#wackedout #wacko weirdo #whacker #trout #troutfishing #fish #fishing #wetlands #wet hair #memes

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proxycrit · 3 months

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Introducing Weed Whacker, the cinderace that moved in town and lives under the front porch. They’re certainly NOT indigenous to Castelia, UNOVA, but they made themselves right at home among the daffodils and terrified grass pokemon.

Why does this rabbit have forward facing eyes? Good question. I’m afraid to ask.

Some cinderace head cannons:

Cinderaces are WEIRD. WHO DESIGNED THEM LIKE THEY CAN BE PEELED.

Anyways here’s some personal edits.

Now, ahem, my soap box.

Cinderaces are cool pokemon. They travel in packs and are often found kicking a ball of burning brambles, scattering fires in circular motions to flush prey from the undergrowth. Despite being fire types, Cinderace are not all that flame proof and have very tough leathery hind legs with thick oily leg guard hair to protect themselves from self immolating. Due to their careful nature with flames, Cinderace have become a popular choice as a starter for new trainers through the Galar Region.

Weed whacker is all sorts of unhinged. People are concerned that they’re not showing signs of usual cinderace behavior (setting the woods on fire) and it’s been a grueling process trying to catch and check them for any possible microchips or trainer id.

Anyways i think they’re trying to woo sweaty??? Good luck buddy.

(Name is from @fronomeeps. Our other options are: Lawnmower. Stomper. Marshmonster. Horse.

Names like Wet Beast and Moist have also been suggested. This terrible creature has many names.)

#unholy grab bag of guys #pokemon #cinderace #weed whacker the cinderace #sweaty the absol #they’re perfect for each other #thanks i hate it #cursed pokemon #pokemon oc #cinderace oc #does this count as a furry guys #critdraws #pokemon art

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panic39clothing · 2 years

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#panic39 #panicgear #supportthosethatsupportyou #funnybonescrew #savethequeen #dance #whacker #housedance #pomona #pomonaartsdistrict #pomonaantiqueow #downtownpomona

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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 month

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Iron Man fought a plant monster with a weed whacker.

#dream #iron man #fighting #monster #weed whacker

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heavenlyakin · 7 months

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Suguru who is obsessed with lawn care.

The second you buy your first home with him he’s at the nearest home improvement store buying the newest model lawn mower and weed eater. You’re amused with his commitment, never really paying attention to it when he’s outside taking care of business. You let him have his fun every Saturday, hours spent outside while you catch up on tv shows and your favorite novels.

However, one Saturday morning you get curious and set down your book. You hold your warm coffee mug between your hands, looking out the window from the curtains, watching as he rides the lawn mower back and forth through your backyard, leaving behind perfectly striped grass. The sun beats down on him and you see the sweat glistening on his skin.

You smile, biting your bottom lip to keep from grinning too widely. You have to crane your neck to watch him out the mower up in the shed, wiping his forehead with a towel, but then grabbing the weed eater. He revs it up a few times, the muscles in his arm flexing as he goes.

You’re embarrassed when you meet eyes through the glass window as he cleans up the high grass around the house, his eyebrows raised in amusement. Your cheeks heat and you start to turn around, but Suguru’s unserious ass kisses the window and you, of course, kiss him back through the glass.

#is this crack or serious bc I TRULY CANNOT TELL ANYMORE #who am I #suguru geto #also do you say weed eater or whacker #I say eater clearly #this is so unserious but oh well #blame mimi

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meatmel · 28 days

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PUNCH OUT OCSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im finally taking up the courage to post my guys. Say hello!!!!!!

John 'The Eagle' Whacker! [the ref is outdated a bit.] 27. he/him! Hes from New jersey, Trenton! and hes very proud of his country!!! USA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is purposefully meant to look like a eagle! You know that line aran ryan says, about little mac having cheeseburgers in his gloves? Thats exactly what john has in his gloves. sweaty greasy cheeseburgers. He still eats them, inbetween matches too! Docs first reactions to this in the intermissions for the first time is always an "ew..." hes a little bit of a wimp despite thinking hes the #1 american man. his hair occasionally spikes up like a cat when he dodges your attacks! considering him being an egg and not knowing hes transfem yet.. but thats for another post, hehe https://toyhou.se/26347946.john-whacker-the-eagle

Blue jay! France, paris. shes 25! she/her gabby jays daughter! a bit of a reckless [but fair] fighter. shes really competitive and became the champion of her circuit because of that. shes johns gf [future wife.] both share the theme [and a love of] birds! shes a redesign of an old oc from 2021:) https://toyhou.se/26790872.blue-jay

Cesare Dracula! [usually just goes by The Dracula] from Transylvania, Rome. said to be hundreds of years old, hes in his 30s in human years. he/it he speaks italian but also some english! [and other misc languages.] since hes met a lof of people over his lifetime who use many many diffrent languages. he has bat wings tattooed onto his back, because he himself can transform into a little bat! he was my first punch out oc:)) https://toyhou.se/26347826.cesare-dracula

and finally, Radio - Active. [he/it] most of his information is unknown. but he speaks very little and mostly does ASL most of his attacks are dance based, kinda like disco kid! but with a lot more kicking. his face mask is hiding something. [facial deformity, if you knock it off of him he will be pissed.] he doesnt know that nobody would mind much about it, hes just self conscious he has so many infractions if you were to count them up [though they do not come close to aran ryans infraction count] multiple tattoos!!!!!! he loves getting them https://toyhou.se/26375708.radio-active

thas everybody:) i have a few that are still in the works, but these are the ones i have mostly polished up. make sure to check out their toyhouse pages too, because ill try to update them consistently! and add whatever drawings i make of them there, hehe

#punch out #punch out!!#punch out ocs #punch out oc #ocs #oc content #radio active #blue jay #john whacker #cesare dracula #using johns actual name bcs just tagging the eagle would be strange #mels artt #mels ocss #hell yeah i hope you guys like them!!!!!!!!#oc #oc art

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elminster-big-naturals · 3 months

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I'm a gale's luscious greek ass hair truther

#I just KNOW he has a beautiful overgrown lawn of butt fuzz. And brother I'm a weed whacker.

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arsonistsfirefly · 4 months

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He has such a kissable face! @tally-whacker

also im having baby yay :]

#;ic #;tally whacker #;my art #;greedking art #;vieawable ic #;okay to reblog #;selfie

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cadathecat · 1 year

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why must there always be a human mowing a lawn outside.. no one uses a scythe anymore.. smh..

#can't stand those newfangled weed whackers.. 😑#cats of tumblr #cada the cat #black cats #animals #cats #cats of twitter

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teathattast · 1 year

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#instagram comments #car memes #cars #nissan 350z #seen on a video of a nissan 350z with an exhaust system that sounds like a literal weed whacker

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comradeboyhalo · 8 months

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whats crazy is that q!bad was probably living a relatively normal life with skeppy and skeppy jr in a little suburban house, repressing all his feelings and fueling it into skephalo divorces. and now look what the federation's done! he's gone and relapsed!

#he probably took out his bloodthirstiness using a weed whacker on his neighbors lawn to fuck with the HOA

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bluedesignwall · 11 days

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It was tree stump grinding day in my neighbourhood today. The noise when I stepped out the door for my Friday lunchtime run was just a tab overpowering. I headed for the forest. As I ran into the forest I noticed two big burly blokes dressed in suites heading down the track in front of me! Hmmm I wondered should I run in the opposite direction. I looked down the row of trees they headed down and saw a circle of chairs and then I spotted a group of bridesmaids in beautiful blue dresses. There was a bunch of wedding guests gathered deep in the trees. Wow a wedding. I ran on over the little hill and past the black pond. The tide was in and the waves were a good size at the beach today. As I ran home I did some fast for me 50m zig zags across the park to make up my 5km. As soon as I ran inside I saw I had emails and messages waiting, back to work!

#running #runblr #exercise #christchurch nz #Friday lunchtime run #that surfer rode that wave right down the beach #now the neighbour has is weed whacker going full tilt #Its noisy around here today

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panic39clothing · 2 years

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