If any of my UK followers wanna buy me a drink I’ll be in spoons shortly 🥰 will post location and table number on arrival! Send me a screenshot of your order and you’ll get a NSFW pic in your inbox for each order you send ;)
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why is the founder of wetherspoons getting a knighthood for his services to hospitality? has king charles ever been to a wetherspoons?
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Working at a pub as an autistic adult is just having men flirt with you and you being completely oblivious
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I find tourists in glasgow so funny, I’ve just overheard a Spanish (?) family tell their huffing kid “this is a classic British pub and we should respect their culture” in a shitty Wetherspoons 😂
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A guide to surviving North England
When asked the best tea brand, the only acceptable answer is Yorkshire Tea.
Do not challenge a seagull. You will lose. Give up your food, it is a sacrifice we must make for survival.
Do not go to Blackpool. The lights are pretty, yes, but it is a Hell Mouth and each new person to enter is another inch that door to Hell opens.
Always say thank you when someone holds a door open for you. A grudge will be held if you forget.
Greggs and Wetherspoons are unknown entities. They are not patisserie, nor restaurant, nor pub.
Twinnings English Breakfast tea tastes watery no matter what you do to it, do not buy.
Manchester is both the best and worst city.
Everyone knows everyone in Lancashire in some way.
Bury is pronounced as it's spelled. Not Berry. No matter what the people who live there try to tell you. If it was said Berry there would be an E in it.
Every single wedding will play Come On, Eileen. You must dance.
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Twilight where everything is the same except it's set in Spoons (as in the pub) and Edward leaving is just the insanely long time it takes to get to the bloody bathroom, James, Victoria, Laurent and the newborn army are just the absolute drunk twats that you get in Spoons and the Volturi is that one group of uni guys who are absolute pretentious dickheads... whilst drinking in Spoons.
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My man asked if I thought we would get these in the UK soon and I'm cracking up imagining it in Slough wetherspoons
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Working at Tesco since November, now my first Wetherspoon’s bathroom selfie! I think I could say that finally, after living in the UK for two years and three months, I have assimilated!
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I always forget to post. Went out the other weekend. Gotta take a #spoonsselfie in the loos otherwise I didn’t go right? Had a fun time celebrating a friends 26th. . . . #goth #nightout #friends #wetherspoons #makeup #dreads (at Grimsby, North East Lincolnshire, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd62r_soETG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Wetherspoon Bounces Back
New HPANWO Voice article: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2024/03/wetherspoon-bounces-back.html
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I love wearing unnecessarily nice outfits to go to spoons in.
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Why am I sitting outside of a Wetherspoons, it is torrential tan and my pint is at least 40% rain water. I can’t feel my fingers.
Welcome to Glaswegian bars ig?
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