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am i internet famous now
#leoposting#do i have to start being annoying now. (was i ever not?)#anyway hi glad ya'll are here welcome 2 shitpost central babes
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gadies and lentlemen, welcome 2 shitpost central pt. # AHUIHUIHUU on 2dayz segmenz: edzwurld n man bonding mument
(Long time no see ill destroy this blog)
#i just shit myself#ELDEST N YOUNGEST TINGZ AYYYY 💅💅#YALL BOOZE CONSUMPTION IS NOT COOL SCHMOOL 🙅🙅#lackadaisy#lackadaisy oc#guns n' roses#manuel#eduardo
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Creator's Shitpost Central
Welcome to the Creator's Lounge out of context blog! Here, you will find random quotes from the CL Discord— except the context is sold separately.
Heads up! This blog will be full of swearing and topics such as violence, guns, gay skeletons, sans twerking with a phat ass, bone tiddies, and so on. Don't enjoy those topics? Block this blog :3 thank you.
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If you're looking to see event art made by CL's members, you might want to check out @creators-lounge !
Treat this like a weird spinoff series or something, heehoo.
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🌈Welcome to....the "Psycho Zone."🌈
Welp i accidently fucking deleted my old account lmao soooo...guess im startin fresh!
Wassup! welcome to shitstain central names Psycho/Static/Satan, Da 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈Technicolour junkie🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Im 17 how cool
🍭This is my art/shennanigans blog🍭 I want to actually try dedicate this one more to my ocs but ill likley post all my fanart back here too lol
FANDOMS: Metapocalypse, Fear and hunger, 100% Orange juice, Dead rising, 60 parsecs, Total drama island, Overwatch (augh)
MUSIC: Smile.dk , Limp bizkit, ICP, Jack off jill, Gynx, Bambee, Toybox, Alec benjamin, Rob zombie, The psycho blast, S3RL
GENERAL INTRESTS: Playing sports, Y2k graphics and art, Urban asthetics, Shitposting, Geography, Speedcore, Worldbuilding n Jamacian culture
🌈 Feel free to hop in my messages if we got anything in common tho! id love to have actuall people interacting with me lol🌈 fuckin porn bots christ
-Please dont bother following though if you aint gonna interact with anything I post or ur a blank blog
But otherwise yeah! Thats me!! Hope you like the brand new and renewed shitshow central!!
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Ian Best Mod welcome to Tumblr :]
I dunno how often you'll really be on here but if it ends up being a lot, I offer you a crumb of advice: filter tags and URLs that you don't want to see :) The add-on Tumblr Savior for your browser, if it supports it, is very helpful.
Enjoy Shitpost Central! :D
Give me the worst so I can laugh at it
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Can I say how extremely sexy it is that you also know Tolkien! I'm always obsessed with your Star Wars analysis, I didn't know you'd do as hard with Tolkien too. Please do more! 💖
Haha, welcome, fellow Tolkien fan! I'll warn you ahead of time that I'm nowhere near as deeply into Tolkien's works as I am with Star Wars, as well as far more niche because I'm pretty much just here for the Elves and the Ainur, that's the part of the story I'm interested in and don't really go near the Hobbits, Men, or Dwarves stuff, but I do hang around a lot of long-time Tolkien fans (and have been one myself, for a very long time, too) who are also passionate about the beautiful world he created.
But, honestly, while I'll write some serious meta, mostly expect shitposts because that's where my heart lives, I adore the gravitas of Tolkien's world, it's incredible, but also I love being silly about it. Not that I'm not 50% Shitpost Central with Star Wars as well, mind.
Basically, tumblr has ruined my sense of humor, so be prepared for the same style of "sometimes I'm serious, sometimes I am going take this 0% seriously and you just gotta deal with me being here". XD
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Sorry to everyone following me for insights into the nature of play, I have to admit that this is shitpost central just as much as it's the game design basement.
But I have to admit I do curate a good feed, so welcome to the buffet!
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There are a handful of new followers here all of a sudden, so lemme take a moment for a few reminders;
This is not a religious blog! This is a creative project! I have no issue with anyone practicing/interested in Kemeticism, Neopaganism, or etc. following; it's just important to me that we're all on the same page about this. I myself am agnostic and 100% support one's individual theological ideals, just know that is not a central or even tertiary focus of this blog.
This is a sideblog, meaning I like/follow/reply from my main @whats-a-clever-username. This isn't a plug- I really just rb shitposts and stuff there- rather a clarification.
I have no qualms about discussing the real world history and variations of Kemetic mythology- in fact, I very much enjoy it!- but I find no joy in arguing about things over the internet. I don't pretend to be an egyptologist or academically trained on the topic, and as such will not use what time I have for my hobbies to prove myself more "knowledgeable" or "factually correct."
On the topic of asks, you're welcome to send things to the characters here! I do my best to figure out whether to answer in or out of character, but clarification in the ask is always greatly appreciated. 💙
I can tell you right off the back, any original posts here will be sporadic; my creative drive and interests are fickle beasts. The queue is set to reblog a post three times at 6, 8, and 10 pm est- with the exception of things scheduled otherwise. Remember that likes are appreciated by the OP, but reblogs are important!
#kirby's yelling#and with this....... I'm gonna t r y to finally get to making notes/outlines for the retellings#gotta get that canon Really Set
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𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔 . . . an extremely private & selective multimuse for the star wars franchise. uses elements from both legacies & new canon , but largely headcanon inspired. absolutely do not follow first. sideblog to @l0nglives. minors , non-mutuals & personal blogs dni. loved by poppy , she / they , thirty5 , central usa. discord is for mutuals only. this blog will contain triggering themes associated with the fandom , so please interact at your own risk. rules & a muse roster are behind the read more. . . . 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 , 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒐𝒖𝒕 .
⁰⁰¹ multi. ⁰⁰² resource blog. ⁰⁰³ aes / edit blog.
the rules.
⁰⁰¹ d.n.i : any anti-lgbtqia+ , racism , abelism , or just general meanness will be tolerated. no vagues , anon hate , excessive drama , gatekeeping , etc will be tolerated either. i'm too old for tumblr which means i'm too old for that. i stay away from callouts unless the person in question is an extreme threat & there is ample proof of said individual being a threat. gender-bending is transphobic & whitewashing is racist. while i will not police what you write i , myself , am uncomfortable with writing out non / dubcon , in.cest & p.dophilia & i probably won't follow if you do & especially if i feel it's romanticized. if you ship master / padawan or clonecest i will probably not interact with you as both make me highly uncomfortable regardless if you think the jedi were not a family unit.
faceclaims that are on the dni list: amber heard , nate buzz , ian sommerhalder , eliza taylor , bob morley , scarlett johanson , elizabeth olsen.
⁰⁰² following & stuff : this is mutuals only , meaning i will only interact with people i follow & follow me back. non-mutuals are more than welcome to send a dm or an ooc ask , but otherwise , i want to keep my space small. do not follow first even if we have been mutuals in the past. if you ignore this rule i will hardblock. this is private. i simply want to have a small & clean dash so i won't become overwhelmed. you are welcome to send me a DM or even an ask requesting to follow ! :) if you unfollow me please hard block me so i can let myself know not to engage. i will not follow those who do not have their age on their blog , or rules , personals , or those under the age of eighteen years old.
⁰⁰³ activity & interactions : i am chronically ill , mentally ill , neurodivergent & currently looking for employment. this will all hinder on my activity. i often "shitpost" & write out headcanons because it's my blog & i can. i'm a person behind the computer screen. if you are only here for someone to be your writing partner & nothing else then this is the last place you should be. please do not nag me about memes or replies , either : if i want to drop a thread i will do my best to remember to let you know - my memory is spotty ! - but if you need to drop a thread you don't even need to tell me. we can start another. & another. & another. while a few "winging it" threads are fine , i am primarily plot focused & prefer discussing everything beforehand.
⁰⁰⁴ the eu vs mickey mouse : i blend both legends & disney!canon within my portrayals. i take what i like from all aspects of media & literature & i sprinkle it in like salt bae to what i think is neat. that being said , my eu characters are not eu , but more headcanon inspired to bend to the new lore while honoring the old. this blog is a legacies & sequel-friendly blog. until i have the spoons to give dossiers for each character , if you want to know their differences you can always ask : )
⁰⁰⁵ triggers : triggering material will be present , as well as dark subject matter. all triggers will be tagged with "trigger /" for your convenience. war , violence , mental health , murder , horror , religious symbolism than religion itself , child soldiers , sexual content ( this will be tagged as "lemons /" or even "lemon mention /" ) , unhealthy relationships , grief , childbirth / pregnancy , & more will be featured. as for smut - which will have the lemons tag - it'll be very few & far between , but it will always be tagged for your consideration. while i do not write dead dove do not eat i do acknowledge that this fandom , while generally for all ages , have extremely heavy themes. please tread softly.
⁰⁰⁶ storylines & ships : just because a ship or relation is canon does not mean i will assume x , y & z without speaking about it beforehand. just because i do adhere to some popular fanon headcanons - meaning it is just a silly headcanon & not canon - does not mean i will force it on anyone ( i.e. korkie kenobi ) because people have a right to disagree with a fanon headcanon. absolutely none of my headcanons & world-building is law & i hope i never seem like i am forcing you to feel like it is. on the flip side , i ask for the same courtesy. with that being said , i love ships ! i love dynamics ! i just want to discuss everything before we jump in.
characters that will not be shipped : din grogu , anakin solo ( as i portray him as a child ) , any child versions of the canon characters , hondo ohnaka & the droids r2d2 & c3po.
⁰⁰⁷ basic rp etiquette pls ! : no godmodding , no meta gaming , no begging for replies / memes / etc. do not guilt me into a ship / storyline. do not force one on me , either. we are all here to have fun & that's exactly what i want to do - have fun. i don't care if you double space - no more than triple space pls ! - or use colors , or icons , or gifs , or small text or normal text. i just ask you to trim your replies. thank you.
the muses.
leia organa solo. she / her. demisexual / romantic. carrie fisher & lily james & millie bobby brown & vivien lyra blair. primary.
jaina organa solo. she / they. lesbian. phoebe tonkin & ryan kiera armstrong. secondary.
anakin organa solo. he / him. heterosexual. faceclaim. tertiary.
han solo. he / him. bisexual / romantic. alden ehrenreich & harrison ford. tertiary.
luke skywalker. he / him. demisexual / biromantic. mark hamil. tertiary.
* at this time i will not write luke in the sequels era. i will acknowledge the sequels , but i do not feel comfortable writing hermit luke & do disagree with a lot of how he is portrayed in TLJ.
padme neberrie amidala. she / her. demisexual / romantic. natalie portman. tertiary.
mara jade kryze. she / her. pansexual / demiromantic. sophie turner & summer fontana. primary.
satine kryze. she / her. demisexual / heteroromantic. viva bianca & ellie bramber & cate blanchett. primary.
korkie kryze. he / they. bisexual / romantic. sam heughan & kit connor. secondary.
* while i do adhere to the korkie kenobi theory i will only write him as a kenobi , or even satine's biological son , if we both discussed it beforehand. otherwise i lean toward him being a foundling.
ahsoka tano. she / her. greysexual / biromantic. faceclaim. tertiary.
din grogu. he / him. no. faceclaim. secondary.
kata akuna. she / her. sexual / romantic. faceclaim. tertiary.
c-3po. he / him. lmao. rotlfmao. secondary.
r2d2. he / him. lmao. sjfoisfsfsfsf. secondary.
finn. he / they. gay. john boyega. tertiary.
rey of jakku. they / she. demisexual / panromantic. daisy ridley. tertiary / testing.
* rey is a byproduct of abeloth. it's complicated & a wip.
#PINNED.#DNI.#PSD IS BY ARIAPSDS & EMILIAISDAYDREAMING.#ICON BORDER IS BY ARIAPSDS.#USES X-KIT REWRITTEN TRIMMED BLOGS & BETA ONLY.
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i keep forgetting some of my discord friends followed my tumble
HI GUYS!! WELCOME TO SHITPOST CENTRAL!!!
sorry in advance :D
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((Buncha new followers bc of the new season hello!
Quick refresher, I'm not mutual exclusive and my opens are for anyone. If personal blogs want to reblog my stuff (NOT THREADS UNLESS YOU ASK THE OTHER MUN) all I ask is that you leave some commentary in the tags, I do love reading that
Otherwise hello and welcome to shitpost central
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Welcome to shitpost central, where I leave cryptic posts every month (maybe less) and then disappear into the abyss
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how is diana the one who got saddled with being the aspect who has to go all the way back to targon from fucking ionia to beat pantheon’s ruined ass when there’s literally like three other aspects already fucking There who could handle it
#sorry for being league on main#diana league of legends#leona just absolutely afk’d out for reasons unknowable#go girl give us nothing#welcome to SHITPOST CENTRAL
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Unit 919 and their alternative responses to “I love you”
Morrigan: I’m sorry
Hawthorne: Thanks
Cadence: Why
Lambeth: *laughs nervously*
Thaddea: YEET
Anah: *finger guns*
Archan: What
Francis: *stares*
Mahir: ... Okay?
*B O N U S*
Jupiter North: Who doesn’t
Ezra Squall: If only there was someone out there who loved you
Marina Cheery: I know
#when i say this is purely self indulgent#i MEAN it#welcome to shitpost central#morrigan crow#hawthorne swift#thaddea macleod#lambeth amara#archan tate#francis fitzwilliam#anah kahlo#mahir ibrahim#cadence blackburn#jupiter north#marina cheery#ezra squall#nevermoor: the trials of morrigan crow#wundersmith: the calling of morrigan crow#nevermoor#wundersmith#src: salemwitchhunterofficial
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